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Dino Velvet
07-31-2012, 10:54 PM
I'm not sure. Kinda looks like he would no-sell a shot to the head and he is an Olympian. Problem is I'm not sure the strategy he could muster and he's so long shooting in might not be a problem.

Fish on land on the ground?

dc_guy_75
07-31-2012, 11:50 PM
That spaz seems like a miserable dude, total jerk.

If he couldn't swim, he'd be working at a supermarket.

Erika1487
08-01-2012, 12:05 AM
Hmm.,maybe? I think he could take out a lesser man, but a boxer or mma fighter same height & weight would destroy him.

Dino Velvet
08-01-2012, 12:11 AM
Hmm.,maybe? I think he could take out a lesser man, but a boxer or mma fighter same height & weight would destroy him.

Rulon will chop him into 52 pieces and spot him a toe.
http://www.mcpspeakers.com/images/speakers/Headshots/rulon_gardner.jpg

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1103/rulon-gardner-classic-photos/images/rulon-gardner.73289.jpg

http://s1.assets.usoc.org/assets/documents/attached_file/filename/26149/1059120.jpg?1275667015

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0807/olympics.top.inspirational.stories/images/rulon_gardner.33.jpg

http://bodyartmaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/the_grim_reaper_tattoo_by_demonchild97.jpg

Erika1487
08-01-2012, 12:27 AM
Rulon will chop him into 52 pieces and spot him a toe.
http://www.mcpspeakers.com/images/speakers/Headshots/rulon_gardner.jpg

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1103/rulon-gardner-classic-photos/images/rulon-gardner.73289.jpg

http://s1.assets.usoc.org/assets/documents/attached_file/filename/26149/1059120.jpg?1275667015

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0807/olympics.top.inspirational.stories/images/rulon_gardner.33.jpg

http://bodyartmaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/the_grim_reaper_tattoo_by_demonchild97.jpg
Rulon was one bad mo fo back in his day. Even now he would wipe the floor with with Phelps.

onmyknees
08-01-2012, 12:31 AM
Dunno Dino. He's tall and wirey, and he's got arms as long as most people's legs. If he does now how to use his hands, you'll never get close enough to him....and you won't tire him out!

Dino Velvet
08-01-2012, 01:07 AM
Dunno Dino. He's tall and wirey, and he's got arms as long as most people's legs. If he does now how to use his hands, you'll never get close enough to him....and you won't tire him out!

Long guys like that go down to wrestlers 11 times outta 10. Gardner beat Alexander Karelin in those pics. The Experiment. Karelin sends the dolphin to his grave or, at least, a wheelchair for life. Gut wrench to head drop.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c7/Alexander_Karelin.jpg/200px-Alexander_Karelin.jpg http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/386365/aleksandr-karelin-1_feature.png

http://mm.denik.cz/56/88/alexander_karelin.jpg

Alexander "The Experiment" Karelin - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfDDXpjFtP0)

Dino Velvet
08-01-2012, 01:34 AM
15 lbs At Birth. Barely Human Siberian Freak. Mad, Bad, & Dangerous To Know

Aleksandr Karelin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksandr_Karelin)

Alexander Karelin Highlight - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHOA-VrcRZU)

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ALEXANDER+KARELIN&oq=ALEXANDER+KARELIN&gs_l=youtube.12...0.0.0.964.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0.. .0.0...1ac.

Quiet Reflections
08-01-2012, 02:03 AM
I have met and talked to him on at least 10 separate occasions, before he was famous and after. A few of those times alcohol was involved. He is a huge asshole and socially awkward, always has been. The thing to remember is that he has no real friends and has been a loner since hes was a kid. He has never been in a real fight and if you tried to fight him in Baltimore everyone there would stomp you out. I will tell you one thing, He had a party at his place in fells point with about 5 girls for every guy there and not one was fat or ugly

Quiet Reflections
08-01-2012, 02:08 AM
Hmm.,maybe? I think he could take out a lesser man, but a boxer or mma fighter same height & weight would destroy him.
But that goes for damn near every person in the world

freedom
08-01-2012, 02:08 PM
great reach sure, but fish have no co-ordination on land. any wrestler or boxer (any size) will move around his range and take him down with speed and technique

Prospero
08-01-2012, 03:04 PM
I'm bemused. Why all this negative stuff about the greatest Olympian of all time. Why aren't you Americans proud of the guy?

Quiet Reflections
08-01-2012, 04:48 PM
I'm bemused. Why all this negative stuff about the greatest Olympian of all time. Why aren't you Americans proud of the guy?
We are proud of the guy and People in Maryland Love him but that doesn't mean he isn't an ass. A prick is still a prick even if he is the best at something. People shouldn't get a pass because they have a special skill.

freedom
08-01-2012, 04:55 PM
and i'm not american....

Dino Velvet
08-01-2012, 06:22 PM
I'm bemused. Why all this negative stuff about the greatest Olympian of all time. Why aren't you Americans proud of the guy?

Just a little horsing around. I'm proud of every Gold Medal we get. Was wondering if all that awesome athletic talent could keep him from being a victim of a strong-armed robbery.

http://cdn2.cagepotato.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/BrockLesnar_JohnCena.jpg
"Got a match?"

Dino Velvet
08-01-2012, 08:39 PM
Alexander Karelin HL - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh5r4pzTvEk)