I think I'd make a piss-poor alcoholic

[Wendy Summers]

So last night I finished webcamming on iFriends (http://myif.cc/29M) (shameless plug), and I decided to unwind by making myself an Iced Coffee with Vodka and to watch some episodes of Scrubs on netflix. I woke up this morning and realized the glass was untouched still sitting full on my nightstand.

On the plus side I had some great sex dreams about Dr. Cox... I'm pretty sure he'd be an amazing fuck. Anyone with anger issues like that usually fucks hard.

So, who else fails at the whole lush thing?

[cassieukts]

not me i am a complete lush

[Wendy Summers]

not me i am a complete lush

I like one beer queers... ;)

Actually I like anyone i can take advantage of ... er.. I mean have fun with.

[Prospero]

Too much alcohol in an erotic context often produces what we in the UK call "brewers droop." I don't know if the phrase has made it across the big water.

[Wendy Summers]

Too much alcohol in an erotic context often produces what we in the UK call "brewers droop." I don't know if the phrase has made it across the big water.

Honestly, I've only gotten to the state of drunkenness 3 times in my entire life. Every time she had no issues rising to the occasion ;).

[amberskyi]

I shamelessly excel at it

[bulldog]

Been taking a month off to let my tolerance go back down, went out last friday for the first time, 5 capt and cokes and 3 shots later in two hours.....only a buzz......was pissed!

[loren]

I like being a drunk more than an alcoholic, because I don't have to go to those meetings. LOL

[maxpower]

Sweet dreams!


Dr.Cox - Master of saying "NO!" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eO3XmuVry4)

[NJfan]

I never drink. I would rather spend the money on comic books. I get drunk off the fresh ink smells! :D

[danthepoetman]

I’m somewhat ashamed to say there isn’t an empty spot in my well filled life single malt scotch whisky hasn’t been able to fully replenish. I have come to believe the gods have inspired it to the Scots –as indeed it seems to have been imported by “spirited” Irish priests in the north of Brittany.
As Bukowski said, forget all the naysayers, it’s really difficult to be a real drunk, it takes amazing adherence, almost athleticism. I unfortunately don’t have such a wonderful luxury anymore, having the health problems of my age, bit of hyper tension, etc. But I haven’t quit yet…

[Wendy Summers]

Sweet dreams!


Dr.Cox - Master of saying "NO!" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eO3XmuVry4)

I love that clip so much I would make Babies with it.


I never drink. I would rather spend the money on comic books. I get drunk off the fresh ink smells! :D

Another reason I'll never succumb to the evils of boozahol.

[Prospero]

Drunk is dull. The taste of great whisky - a peaty single malt - of champagne, of a fine red wine, of a good dry white, of a good Gewurtztramminer, of a top Bourbon or Irish whiskey... of a fine brandy, of top vodka....these are all good. And they do tend to make you drunk. Which is dull.

[Wendy Summers]

Drunk is dull. The taste of great whisky - a peaty single malt - of champagne, of a fine red wine, of a good dry white, of a good Gewurtztramminer, of a top Bourbon or Irish whiskey... of a fine brandy, of top vodka....these are all good. And they do tend to make you drunk. Which is dull.

Nothing makes me dull... I'm sharp as a tack ;)

[Quiet Reflections]

I enjoy the taste of a good adult beverage but I hate the loss of control that comes along with to much drinking. These days with my tolerance the way it is I tend to get full or sick before I get drunk anyway.

[Dino Velvet]

I like one beer queers... ;)

Actually I like anyone i can take advantage of ... er.. I mean have fun with.

I'll drink a beer at your place and the other 23 on the way there.

[danthepoetman]

Drunk is dull. The taste of great whisky - a peaty single malt - of champagne, of a fine red wine, of a good dry white, of a good Gewurtztramminer, of a top Bourbon or Irish whiskey... of a fine brandy, of top vodka....these are all good. And they do tend to make you drunk. Which is dull.


Yeap, Prospero, Wendy is right.. But there’s pretty much the same relation between the quality of the inebriation as there is between the quality of the different beverages. A good scotch gives you witt; at least I can’t find myself to be a dull drunk and I won’t ask around…

[MdR Dave]

Too much alcohol in an erotic context often produces what we in the UK call "brewers droop."

AKA "whiskey dick" here in the States, with typical subtlety.

[danthepoetman]

AKA "whiskey dick" here in the States, with typical subtlety.

“Whisky dick” ? Mmmmmm !!
Does that come in scotch version ? Does that come with a “terroir” mark, a regional land, and with a production date ? “18 years old Single Speyside Malt Scotch Whisky Dick”, for instance?

[rockabilly]

practice makes perfect Wendy.

[shaustin]

i live in the woods, so i grew up drinking. i like things that taste good though, so i try to stay away from beer and straight alcohol. my go to beverage for several years now has been Twisted Tea, it's good for drinking from casual to beligerant.

[kukm4]

Well there goes my hopes for Wendy to Play a female
Tony Stark porn scene.
Avengers Porno canceled. :cry:

[maxpower]

I'll have a beer or 2 or 3 now and then, or bourbon occasionally. I drink socially, but I really don't enjoy drinking to get drunk anymore. I've had a 6-pack of Brooklyn Brown Ale in my refrigerator for a week, and have only drunk 2 of them. I prefer to smoke pot. If I was told I could only have one of the two, it would definitely be the weed.

[danthepoetman]

I'll have a beer or 2 or 3 now and then, or bourbon occasionally. I drink socially, but I really don't enjoy drinking to get drunk anymore. I've had a 6-pack of Brooklyn Brown Ale in my refrigerator for a week, and have only drunk 2 of them. I prefer to smoke pot. If I was told I could only have one of the two, it would definitely be the weed.

I can relate to that. I was like that a long time. But pot has started to freak me out years ago, at around 35 or something, almost twenty years back. Don’t quite understand why. Must say alcohol has never let me down on the other hand. Companion to my joy and my misery…

[Wendy Summers]

practice makes perfect Wendy.

I'd make a good alcoholic in that regard... I'm no quitter!


Well there goes my hopes for Wendy to Play a female
Tony Stark porn scene.
Avengers Porno canceled. :cry:

I've already done a Demon in a Bottle parody

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/35/image_46609.jpghttp://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/35/image_10373.jpg

[shaustin]

I've already done a Demon in a Bottle parody

You've done just about everything haven't you.... Personaly I'd like to see Batgirl topping Robin's pussy ass, then have Batman walk in and be like "That's my funhole your plowing!", and let the 3-way begin!

[Wendy Summers]

You've done just about everything haven't you....

Nope... the scary thing is... I'm just getting started. My "to shoot" list is well over 100 sets deep. Some things I've needed to push off because I don't yet have the resources to accomplish them, but most it's just a matter of time.

[Ecstatic]

I look forward to helping you get a few of those sets done! I must say, you're one of the most imaginative models I've ever worked with.

[youngblood61]

Wendy, I guess you won't be needing any Spunk Lube for a while LOL!:)

[Wendy Summers]

I look forward to helping you get a few of those sets done! I must say, you're one of the most imaginative models I've ever worked with.

Thanks Ecstatic!


Wendy, I guess you won't be needing any Spunk Lube for a while LOL!:)

Actually... lol.

With webcamming on iFriends I go through a LOT of lube. Prior to my deal with Spunk, I struggled to buy the lube I liked in any sort of bulk quantities. I'm through about 1/2 the lube he sent me when he sponsored me back in March.