first time anal

[michelle83]

I have a date Monday night and hoping to get fucked for the first time, any tips for getting ready and positions would be great. I have played with a few toys before but never had the really deal so your help is more then welcomed.

[GroobySteven]

I have a date Monday night and hoping to get fucked for the first time, any tips for getting ready and positions would be great. I have played with a few toys before but never had the really deal so your help is more then welcomed.

"I am married and I love my wife and I have a beautiful young daughter, that I love more then life. I have told my wife about my feeling and I'm currently looking for a psychiatrist In my area in north ga. "


So you found someone to fuck you before you found a psychiatrist? How does that work? Does your wife and daughter know you're going to go out ona date on Monday and anally impaled?

[nina_lisa]

I have a date Monday night and hoping to get fucked for the first time, any tips for getting ready and positions would be great. I have played with a few toys before but never had the really deal so your help is more then welcomed.

drink a lot of Vodka

[michelle83]

Yes my wife does know

[Prospero]

Ensure that a condom is used.

[LABiM75&StrF51]

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Communication is key and Alcohol is definitely not recommended, for more then obvious reasons.

If you want to control the penetration: either on top (Cowgirl) or doggie where you back in rather then them thrust in.
If you want them to do the penetrating: doggie also works because it gives you some moving room and active participation.... but if you trust him, then go missionary and let him do it while you can prop up and watch, just watch him, or look into his eyes.

Often, a lot of lubrication may be needed.... so be prepared for that.


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[GroobySteven]

BS call.

[michelle83]

Well sorry you don't believe I have no reason to lie just want it to be fun for all parties involved and safeand clean that's all ans she truly does know, its her boyfriend, just didn't want to get into that so I had left that part out its a long story to how we got to were we are at.

[rodinuk]

I'm not touching any of this with a bargepole - I'll watch it on Jerry Springer

[GroobySteven]

Well sorry you don't believe I have no reason to lie just want it to be fun for all parties involved and safeand clean that's all ans she truly does know, its her boyfriend, just didn't want to get into that so I had left that part out its a long story to how we got to were we are at.

Oh ok - HER boyfriend is taking you on date and stick his weeny in your butt.
Riiiiiiiiiiight.

[Prospero]

This is surely all a put-on?

[magicmost]

put your your legs behing your ears and make happy face & now you're gay

[Quiet Reflections]

Cuckold porn seems to be on the rise, I have to imagine you will do well getting it from behind. You should worry more how your wife will view you. Even if she says it is cool or she wants to watch please believe me, she has plans all set for your ass that don't include the fun kind of fucking. Situations like that can go south quick and your little girls stability could be at risk. Have fun sure but you should also consider not fucking the guy that is fucking your wife too, as the courts won't look well on it when it comes up later. Im not wishing that on you but when he wants to knock you wife up and settle down or she moves on to a guy that wants only her, you are going to be put on the curb with the trash and everything will come out to your detriment. It is all fun and love right now but you need to think about your little ones future and the shitty things she will hear about her dad intentional or otherwise. If she ever serves you divorce papers rest assured she will have that little gem in her pocket if you want to put up a fight on any involved issue.

[Prospero]

Wise stuff from QuietReflections - offered on the basis that this is real and not a silly bit of fiction dreamt up by someone to pass the time.

[Jamie French]

Seriously though... and even though it seems like he's being mean, seanchai can back me up on this since we're both in the 'biz'.... a table spoon of mayonnaise in the anal cavity helps calm the nerves, loosens the muscles and reacts with your natural moisture to insure about two hours of steady lubrication. I KNOW it sounds strange but it's an old porn trick from way back and we all do it for heavy anal scenes. (you'll want to administer the 'industry secret' about an hour before play time) Best of luck.

[NJfan]

Wouldn't the mayo cause an infection or something?

[Jamie French]

Nope. It never has before. Ask any one familiar with the goings on of a porn production, we all move around in the same circles and shooting techniques are ubiquitous across most all niches.

[GroobySteven]

Wouldn't the mayo cause an infection or something?
Why would it cause an infection? Do you get an infection when you eat it?

[NJfan]

Why would it cause an infection? Do you get an infection when you eat it?
I just thought because it's not supposed to be going into that area normally... I have heard about risks of inserting food into vaginas so I wasn't sure if there was a risk with this.


Nope. It never has before. Ask any one familiar with the goings on of a porn production, we all move around in the same circles and shooting techniques are ubiquitous across most all niches.
Thanks for the information. I will eventually have to try that. Anal-Eze was the previous tool we used.

[Jamie French]

You will not regret it. I'm surprised word hasn't reached the public yet. Never heard of it till I started working in the industry myself, so I suppose it's not that strange that others don't know just yet.


I just thought because it's not supposed to be going into that area normally... I have heard about risks of inserting food into vaginas so I wasn't sure if there was a risk with this.


Thanks for the information. I will eventually have to try that. Anal-Eze was the previous tool we used.

[oifarang]

Seriously though... and even though it seems like he's being mean, seanchai can back me up on this since we're both in the 'biz'.... a table spoon of mayonnaise in the anal cavity helps calm the nerves, loosens the muscles and reacts with your natural moisture to insure about two hours of steady lubrication. I KNOW it sounds strange but it's an old porn trick from way back and we all do it for heavy anal scenes. (you'll want to administer the 'industry secret' about an hour before play time) Best of luck.

Here in England we have Salad cream and I wondered if I could put a spoonful of that in my arse instead.

[Prospero]

Make sure it's a good brand. Hellmans maybe - and ensure you don't get your sauces mixed up. Tabasco would offer a very different sort of experience.

[NJfan]

Right now, I'm not in a situation where I can try it. I'm three months into the best relationship I have ever had. And amazingly, she is still a virgin. She isn't religious or anything. She just wants to wait for the right guy.

[rodinuk]

Why would it cause an infection? Do you get an infection when you eat it?

Because the product contains raw eggs there is an urban myth that it is unsafe. However in commercial product there's preservatives etc. which would probably prevent this.

[rodinuk]

Whilst advising the OP or troll, whichever , an enema is recommended.

[GroobySteven]

Because the product contains raw eggs there is an urban myth that it is unsafe. However in commercial product there's preservatives etc. which would probably prevent this.

Shaddup

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[Jericho]

...And if that doesn't put you off, nothing will! :shrug

[Jamie French]

All this babel is going to confuse the O.P.

LISTEN. First time anal? MAYO one hour before you begin. It also helps if you sleep with your knees bent the night before... this helps to stretch certain ligaments that connect to the muscle tissue near your bottom. Not a necessity but good practice and recommended by Ms. Flexi herself. (that's me)

[rodinuk]

She has Mad Cow disease...


Shaddup

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[rodinuk]

All this babel is going to confuse the O.P.

I think he's already confused :confused::confused::confused:

[michelle83]

No not confused just reading and thanking it it was at work so really couldn't respond either. And as for enema is there a time frame in which I should use it.

[michelle83]

Taking not thanking. Lol some time auto correct sucks.

[Prospero]

Douche or enema after your last shit and as soon as possible before you see your partner

[rockabilly]

Seriously though... and even though it seems like he's being mean, seanchai can back me up on this since we're both in the 'biz'.... a table spoon of mayonnaise in the anal cavity helps calm the nerves, loosens the muscles and reacts with your natural moisture to insure about two hours of steady lubrication. I KNOW it sounds strange but it's an old porn trick from way back and we all do it for heavy anal scenes. (you'll want to administer the 'industry secret' about an hour before play time) Best of luck.

So that's why it's called Miracle Whip huh?

Or could explain the whole "Duke Chutes" phrase from HAs past.

[danthepoetman]

Michelle83, you’re happily married with a loved daughter, your wife has a boyfriend who also wants to take you out on a date and then fuck you with her consent and knowledge, you want to transition and are in search of a good psychiatrist, before what you need good advices to get fucked in the ass for the first time on that very occasion. Have I followed properly ? Now you’re being advised to put some mayonnaise (preferably Hellman or Miracle Whip and/or salad cream if you are in England) in your ass and sleep all night in foetal position to prepare your muscles and intestinal tissues, then have an enema after your last poop and just before the actual ass fucking (or use some Tabasco for a potentially spicier experience). Am I still following ?

You know, at first I was reading your last two posts and thinking that Freud would have a bit to say about that lapsus or slip, you know, “taking it not thanking it” ? I myself thought it to be kind of sexy. Now as I read more and more of the thread going backward, I admit i started to feel, well… way too old for this crazy world…(No sarcasm intended to any of you people. :) Just a sum total of all parts thing…)

Anyways if I should add my two cents to it all, I find that despite the good advice also given previously, a little glass of wine or such thing (one!) and a very hot bath help relax the body a lot, if you have such possibility…
And of course, good luck !

[brickcitybrother]

Quiet Reflections has some great thoughts, I'll only add that you should think it through. It seems a bit off that your wife has a boyfriend - if you just told her about your desires. Be that as it may - why should your first dick be someone connected to your wife? I'll leave that to you.

Think about protection too!

Me I don't care if you're faking all of this. But I would suggest that your daughter does not need to know EVER who you have fucked or who has ever fucked you. Nor does your daughter ever need to know your wife was in on this or that she's fucking someone else WHILE you two are still married.

I think everyone is entitled to some secrets ... you may want this experience to be one of them.

[Rivz]

Mayo? FUCK I've been using ketchup this whole time. Thanks wikipedia.

[kunikat]

Sorry.....but sleeping with a food enema is not a good idea, holding liquids inside your butt for a while will help you learn to relax, use warm coffee can be helpful, but not foods, real chance of infection.

I have heard the mayo one so many times, but only if you hold it in for a short time and flush out clean.

Only real advice I can offer is take you time, use a good lube and enjoy the fucking....a hot room will help



Kuni

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[danthepoetman]

Warm coffee… do you mean in her ass, kunikat? Seems to me this could just add to the confusion… Now the poor thing has seen suggested to her to insert in her ass mayo, ketchup, tabasco and warm coffee. Almost a meal in itself. Eventually, she’ll be stuffed with a very particular mix of condiments and may feel a bit like a wild thanksgiving turkey.
Maybe we should just let her do her thing and see later on how it went…