Queen Of Friggin' Weird.

[Jamie French]

In a continuing effort to do porn wrong...

A tribute to hardblush.com - This is actually just a test... Google the character and see how close I got. Or don't, it's pretty racy stuff. Fair warning.

[Token Williams-Black]

You so weird...but we love you!

Actually it's not weird...it's creative.

[RallyCola]

i'm confused...while the look is damn close...is that all photoshopped, a body suit or a crap ton of body paint?

[Jamie French]

If you can't tell then I'm on the right track... keep in mind, this is just a test to see if a cartoon even translates to real life.... the real thing will involve some studio grade make up, (prosthetic) better hair, tail, outfit, background, etc. I'm in contact with Onta, (the illustrator of these drawings) to make sure it's kosher.




i'm confused...while the look is damn close...is that all photoshopped, a body suit or a crap ton of body paint?

[Dino Velvet]

Do your thing, Jamie. It always works out somehow.

[Jamie French]

Thanx Dino

[danthepoetman]

Adorable characters ! I love it, Jamie ! Not only did you do it, you surpassed it: you're lovelier than the characters ! "Weird" doesn't have much to do with what it inspires us, which is lust by all means. Beautiful and well done. Hope we get to see more soon !

[luv4Tgirls]

Love your stuff, keep up the Friggin' weird

[Jamie French]

thanks all... here's the behind the scenes photo...

[NJfan]

Jamie, you aren't weird. You are awesome. If you were single, I'd totally marry you.

[onmyknees]

In a continuing effort to do porn wrong...

A tribute to hardblush.com - This is actually just a test... Google the character and see how close I got. Or don't, it's pretty racy stuff. Fair warning.


It's different....but yea I won't argue. It's weird

[Jamie French]

When you do sex for a living, (all day long: butts, dicks, vaginas, skin, sweat) after years of having what so many people wish they could have on a daily basis for years on end, you find that nothing normal does it for you anymore. I really am tired of the standard, same ol same ol so I can only say that it's gonna get worse from here... ;)

[NJfan]

Hah, I kind of can imagine. My sex life is pretty weird as it is. :)

I cannot wait to see what you are doing next year. Midgets? ;)

[onmyknees]

I didn't say I didn't like it Jamie....sorry if it came off that way....it's cool to be different and off beat. My point was that I think you're pretty hot without the weird get up.

[buttslinger]

I really am tired of the standard, same ol same ol so I can only say that it's gonna get worse from here... ;)

Sounds like Buttslinger might have a shot!!!!

[Jamie French]

I wasn't taking it the wrong way... it's just that there is a reason I do little fringe projects. They are largely for myself... I throw 'em all at the wall and see what sticks, whatever falls to the floor I get to enjoy on my own.


I didn't say I didn't like it Jamie....sorry if it came off that way....it's cool to be different and off beat. My point was that I think you're pretty hot without the weird get up.

[danthepoetman]

Jamie, allow me to say there isn't and there never has been anything "standard" about you. You really are one of a kind, you're lovely, adorable, charming and fun, all in such a personnal way. That's how i read onmyknees' post, and i agree with that. Those efforts you're alluding to, they show; you're someone original who makes porn enjoyable just a bit differently. It has tons of charm ! :-)

[soulRipp]

"When you do sex for a living, (all day long: butts, dicks, vaginas, skin, sweat) after years of having what so many people wish they could have on a daily basis for years on end, you find that nothing normal does it for you anymore."

when you get to this point kill yourself

[youngblood61]

Do your thing Jamie!:)

[Jamie French]

Can't kill myself.... tacos are still a thing.


"When you do sex for a living, (all day long: butts, dicks, vaginas, skin, sweat) after years of having what so many people wish they could have on a daily basis for years on end, you find that nothing normal does it for you anymore."

when you get to this point kill yourself

[buttslinger]

Jamie, where you a rich kid? You sure got some cool toys.

[Steve-Oh]

Love it!
Love it!
Love it!

you weirdo, you!
:cheers:

[Jamie French]

Fugg no! Everything I have I owe to porn and escorting. I live way below my means, don't even own a T.V. and have no nasty 'habits' so I really get to enjoy what modest sums I pull in by purchasing things that help me create... my income is basically capital I use to make stuff that brings in more capital. Also, tacos. I do indulge in those.


Jamie, where you a rich kid? You sure got some cool toys.

[Ryz]

Ah, furry porn.

[Prospero]

Jamie - you are a true original. Great stuff.

[Jamie French]

Not furry porn... fur does nothing for me, but I do like the anthropomorphic angle... Got tons of stuff like that in a few other threads, non of it furry, all latex. In the photo for this thread I actually lubed up my body so my skin would shine through the color. When you work in porn, everyday can be Halloween and I love me some Halloween.


Ah, furry porn.

[Quiet Reflections]

In my experience weird tends to be the norm and the people that label themselves as normal are the truly weird ones.

[Prospero]

In other words - those who consciously strive for eccentricity are fake. The real eccentrics believe themselves to be utterly ordinary and the rest of the world to be out of kilter.


NORMAL ECCENTRIC

[Jamie French]

I dunno from weird, normal, etc. All I know is that I live the way anybody would live if they didn't have to answer to a boss, wife and children everyday... FREE.

I was just fortunate enough to stumble backwards into decent pay and low hours.

[miner]

"I live way below my means". Fugg yes, that is an excellent strategy for life. Cheers Jamie.