Ten Simple Ways To Tell A T-Girl She's Pretty.

[TSPornFan]

There are ten simple ways to let the T-Girl you've been eyeballing know how much you think she is pretty!

1. You look pretty with my dick in your mouth.

2. You're hotter than my ex-GG

3. You're bigger than me.

4. You drive me crazy.

5. You're the only girl who can fuck my ass.

6. I'm going to introduce you to my mom.

7. Let's go out in public.

8. I've told my friends about you.

9. Nice Balls

10. OMG I swallowed your cum.

[Silcc69]

Where the hell did you get this shit from?

[TSPornFan]

Where the hell did you get this shit from?

I made it up.

[jimmeer]

Stick with the day job.

[amberskyi]

So weird when guys think they should get points for shit they would do with any other female like go out in public, introduce to friends and family etc.

[Prospero]

I think that Franklin was being a little tongue-in-cheek.

[Dino Velvet]

Recently I got in trouble for calling a nice black girl in the bank "Precious". I meant it in a good way but she thought I was calling her a fatty. Can't win fer losin' in this World.

[fred41]

Recently I got in trouble for calling a nice black girl in the bank "Precious". I meant it in a good way but she thought I was calling her a fatty. Can't win fer losin' in this World.

:) That's funny.

On another note though...the word precious is one of those words hetero guys can't throw around so much.
See Louis C.K. on the word "wonderful".

[Ryz]

There are ten simple ways to let the T-Girl you've been eyeballing know how much you think she is pretty!

1. You look pretty with my dick in your mouth.

2. You're hotter than my ex-GG

3. You're bigger than me.

4. You drive me crazy.

5. You're the only girl who can fuck my ass.

6. I'm going to introduce you to my mom.

7. Let's go out in public.

8. I've told my friends about you.

9. Nice Balls

10. OMG I swallowed your cum.

Can't get any better than these.

[Ryz]

So weird when guys think they should get points for shit they would do with any other female like go out in public, introduce to friends and family etc.

So many guys are terrified to be with a TS in public. It kinda means a lot to some girls when you take them to see a movie or w.e. Cause so few admires would do that

[fred41]

You can also try:
You have a beautiful singing voice.

[rodinuk]

11. I like the colour of your money

[fred41]

or...
Baby I don't like the way that guy's staring at you, can you threaten him with your shoe?..I love when you do that.

[glamlove]

Completely agree! First few dates as a girl were always at a guys house or my apartment...first time a guy took me out in public to dinner and a movie was when I considered it my first date!

[samanthabello26]

Well, someone told me this

"You are a perfect match for my equally naughty mind"

and i like it :)

[Silcc69]

1,3,5,9 and 10 are terrible.

[danthepoetman]

Here's mine. You just say: "Baby, you're as lovely as a rose in july. Let your thorns down and let me pick you up for i'll be as nice and soft as the morning dew."
Would that sound too corny ?

[sucka4chix]

- "I liked you before you get those cantaloupe halves
sewn into your chest"

[BellaBellucci]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120213055636/uncyclopedia/images/5/52/Double-facepalm.jpg

~BB~

[TSMichelleAustin]

Once again get over urself!

[danthepoetman]

OK. Then what about: "I've never seen a summer sky so pure and soft as the delicate aura of your beauty, never felt a brise as warm and caressing as your breath, never seen eyes with such immense and feeric scenery to admire, never anticipated such heavenly sensation as the silk of your skin. Please take me with you to that whole new season only the heart can appreciate".

Now, that, i admit, might really be corny. But to express admiration, it seems like it does the job. No ? Bella ? Michelle ?

[Willie Escalade]

I keep it simple.

"You're very pretty."

[Erika1487]

Franklin your slowly becoming the new Daryl! Although Daryl is handsome guy, I have yet to photo of you O_o? Step up your game and become the new STF!

[RallyCola]

how about...."baby....you're so beautiful...i don't wanna even jizz on your face and ruin the view"

[amberskyi]

So many guys are terrified to be with a TS in public. It kinda means a lot to some girls when you take them to see a movie or w.e. Cause so few admires would do that

I don't deal with that kinda bull..i have no interest in someone who thinks chilling with me in public is a big deal

[Icanthelpmyself]

Just let her know that she's the beautifulest TS you.ve seen.

[TSPornFan]

Once again get over urself!

Why do you dislike me? :(

[BellaBellucci]

I don't deal with that kinda bull..i have no interest in someone who thinks chilling with me in public is a big deal

Agreed. These guys give themselves faaaaaar too much credit.

~BB~