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hasame3
07-12-2012, 11:33 AM
I read on a thread on some site that stimulating your anus is very pleasureable.......Im just making sure that the anus is ass... it is right? (Please say no)

Token Williams-Black
07-12-2012, 12:02 PM
Yes. Hit that prostate gland, and you're in ecstasy; it's the male G-spot. There are toys for it...and don't feel embarrassed when you pop wood during your prostate exam.

rodinuk
07-12-2012, 12:09 PM
I'm sorry you don't have Google where you live

Anal masturbation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_masturbation)

Anilingus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anilingus)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fingering_%28sexual_act%29

Why do you want to hear us say 'No'??

Quiet Reflections
07-12-2012, 12:55 PM
Are you 12? How do you not know what or where you Anus is

Prospero
07-12-2012, 12:57 PM
Are you 12? How do you not know what or where you Anus is


Reminds me of that Randy Newman song "Rednecks"... "they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground."

Richctdude
07-12-2012, 02:12 PM
lol very funny

loveboof
07-12-2012, 06:20 PM
Your anus is actually the very inner part of your ear! Get a finger right up in there and experience all that pleasure...

Merkurie
07-12-2012, 06:53 PM
Your anus was discovered by William Hershel and is the third largest mass in the entire solar system. Your anus was first probed by NASA in 1986, it has yet to be colonized.

MdR Dave
07-12-2012, 11:44 PM
Your anus was discovered by William Hershel and is the third largest mass in the entire solar system. Your anus was first probed by NASA in 1986, it has yet to be colonized.

Winner!

onmyknees
07-13-2012, 01:42 AM
From time to time you'll find your anus tries to talk to you...actually like some people on here...it's at that point you should stuff your finger in it to shut it up. It has no business trying to utter any sounds.

MdR Dave
07-13-2012, 02:15 AM
Repeat:


This is my anus. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My anus is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My anus, without me, is useless. Without my anus, I am useless. I must fire my anus true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...

My anus and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...

My anus is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my anus clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...