Marriage jokes bite me in the ass

[nina_lisa]

Yes i am the queen of Marriage jokes, even people on facebook know to not congratulate me when they see a status update.

Now someone via an escorting websites emailed me saying they want to marry me lol, is this Karma? LOL

[Dino Velvet]

Let's hear a few knee slappers.

Pontiac commercial with Henny Youngman - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JdurdBeE-M)

[nina_lisa]

Let's hear a few knee slappers.


I am getting married, and there isn't even a pic a marriage cake?

I am dissapointed in you. :D

[Dino Velvet]

I am getting married, and there isn't even a pic a marriage cake?

I am dissapointed in you. :D

I was never notified of your special day. I'll head down to Baskin-Robbins and get you something nice.

Got a deal on this marriage cake.

http://www.nicolesnickels.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/cake01.jpg