Inanimate Object or

[evilernie]

Would you rather fuck
1. an in-animate object like fleshlight, warm apple pie or hole in the wall.
2. let a non-passable tgirl suck you off.

Of course, our hands will take the prize. That's why I didn't include it.

If you have other creative methods, please share.

[saifan]

Are we assuming that by "non-passable" you mean a 180 pound dude in a dress?

[LibertyHarkness]

if your eyes were closed a dude would let anyone suck them off ... anyone says otherwise is a big fat dirty liar .. liar liar pants on fire .. meh

[MdR Dave]

I've never done choice #1- I find things like fleshlights to be extremely odd. And this rubber half-ass things, or the feet with the hole in the sole? Forget it.

Choice #2 holds no appeal either, and I've never been faced with that as an option- maybe Lib is right, but I have no problem going home alone, reading myself to sleep, and forgetting that I would rather have gotten laid.

[Jericho]

Faaaark, i'm a guy...I'd let a goat suck me off! :shrug

[princesa]

Faaaark, i'm a guy...I'd let a goat suck me off! :shrug

what a sad thing to say about your gender. speak for yourself, dude.

[Teydyn]

You are obviously around only 5 minutes.

Meet Jericho. He manages 1 in 5 Messages without sarcasm... (i thought it was funny)

[princesa]

You are obviously around only 5 minutes.

Meet Jericho. He manages 1 in 5 Messages without sarcasm... (i thought it was funny)

oh, i'm sorry, he has over 6 thousand posts. I should laugh at his jokes even if i don't find them funny.

[MdR Dave]

oh, i'm sorry, he has over 6 thousand posts. I should laugh at his jokes even if i don't find them funny.

Nothing to do with post count.

Put him in skinny jeans and pretend he looks like Russell Brand, if it helps you.

[Jericho]

what a sad thing to say about your gender. speak for yourself, dude.


Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...cry me a blowjob! :banana:



Meet Jericho. He manages 1 in 5 Messages without sarcasm... (i thought it was funny)

One in five?
I must be slowing down in my old age! :shrug



Put him in skinny jeans and pretend he looks like Russell Brand, if it helps you.

Russel Brand?
Man...That's cold! :hide-1:

[Richctdude]

fuck a apple pie I have seen that somewhere??:)

[MdR Dave]

Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Russel Brand?
Man...That's cold! :hide-1:

No slight intended. Isn't he still making a lot of people laugh, and a lot of cash? No longer considered sexy, then?

[The Piper]

if your eyes were closed a dude would let anyone suck them off ... anyone says otherwise is a big fat dirty liar .. liar liar pants on fire .. meh


True this;)
Well maybe for a few exceptions

[TheGuard]

Bullshit, not every guy is so desperately horny.

[LibertyHarkness]

all men are desperate its an inbuilt trait ... no man would turn his nose his up at getting sucked off .... told you ... your all liar liar pants on fire people :)

[Prospero]

A Nanny goat or a billy goat Jericho? Actually they have lovely eyes so you might want to keep your eyes open.

And Liberty...do I guess correctly that you speak from past experience ?

[Jericho]

A Nanny goat or a billy goat Jericho? Actually they have lovely eyes so you might want to keep your eyes open.

I try not to look them in the eyes...I do have some sense of shame! :shrug

[Jericho]

No slight intended. Isn't he still making a lot of people laugh, and a lot of cash? No longer considered sexy, then?

He makes people laugh over there?
This side of the water, most people think he's a bit of a cunt (and not the good bit) :hide-1: