Katie Holmes Cage Door Left Ajar...

[Dino Velvet]

... and it looks like she found the Divorce Court.
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/tom-cruise--katie-holmes-split-after-five-years-of-marriag.html?_esi=1

http://www.standupamericaus.org/sua/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/prison-cell-open.jpg

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/cruise.gif

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"Come on in and bring your Top Gun with you."

[Quiet Reflections]

I hate her and tom. I hope both of them drop off of the planet

[Dino Velvet]

I hate her and tom. I hope both of them drop off of the planet

I say give Katie a chance like someone who defected from North Korea. That spooky religion had some grip but luckily for her it wasn't eternal. Tom might need another Mission Impossible sequel and All The Right Moves because court could be some serious Risky Business seeing The Color Of Money go Far and Away into Oblivion with Katie making him look more like Rain Man than any kind of Legend. At least he'll have A Few Good Men to make Endless Love to as his asshole plays Taps Knight and Day in the upcoming Days of Thunder.

[irvin66]

I hate her and tom. I hope both of them drop off of the planet

muhahaha...:lol:

[bassman2546]

I say give Katie a chance like someone who defected from North Korea. That spooky religion had some grip but luckily for her it wasn't eternal. Tom might need another Mission Impossible sequel and All The Right Moves because court could be some serious Risky Business seeing The Color Of Money go Far and Away into Oblivion with Katie making him look more like Rain Man than any kind of Legend. At least he'll have A Few Good Men to make Endless Love to as his asshole plays Taps Knight and Day in the upcoming Days of Thunder.

Spooky religion? I'm pretty sure they don't worship god and the bible. Good luck Katie. Sorry your career and sacrificing your womb didn't further your career, nor Tom's. But hey, that's Hollywood.

[shaustin]

I've always seen Katie as an obsticle to The Cruise, good on him for doing whatever it is that brought this about. Now his true crazyness shall shine! The insanity! The insanity!

[Quiet Reflections]

I say give Katie a chance like someone who defected from North Korea. That spooky religion had some grip but luckily for her it wasn't eternal. Tom might need another Mission Impossible sequel and All The Right Moves because court could be some serious Risky Business seeing The Color Of Money go Far and Away into Oblivion with Katie making him look more like Rain Man than any kind of Legend. At least he'll have A Few Good Men to make Endless Love to as his asshole plays Taps Knight and Day in the upcoming Days of Thunder.
She was hot in "Teaching Mrs. Tingle"

[Dino Velvet]

I've always seen Katie as an obsticle to The Cruise, good on him for doing whatever it is that brought this about. Now his true crazyness shall shine! The insanity! The insanity!

He really needs to change his name to "The Cruise". Just alter a couple letters and yer good.


She was hot in "Teaching Mrs. Tingle"

I think Katie Holmes is a fine lookin' gal. It was a Fairy Tale marriage in that the fairy wasn't paying much attention to the tail so there's not too many miles on Katie. Slightly Pre-Owned but not overly used. Mel Gibson awaits with his Holy Book.

[Ben]

Maybe it was the Scientology stuff, the homosexual rumors, the -- ha ha!
Katie Holmes would be the ideal T-Girl.

[Ben]

Gay Top Gun - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNPVRh0ngUo)

[Gillian]

Family Guy had the right idea a few years ago ... :D

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJBmlckvWoA)

(Apologies for the quality; couldn't find a better version)

[Token Williams-Black]

Delete...I got Rick-rolled...

[Ben]

Better clip:

Quentin Tarantino taking on Top Gun - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzY9a-WmE6o)

[Ben]

Family Guy had the right idea a few years ago ... :D

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJBmlckvWoA)

(Apologies for the quality; couldn't find a better version)

Too funny.

[ValerieNelson]

Maybe Katie got tired of the Unlimited Power? I mean we see what he did to Oprah after all.

tom kills oprah!! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIWw5LbArgM)

[BJ4TS]

I'm sure Katie will have good advice. Her father is a divorce lawyer.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm sure Katie will have good advice. Her father is a divorce lawyer.

Looking forward to the Confidentiality Agreement about Cruise with his Moonies. Katie might know a few too many ingredients that go into the stew.

[Ben]

Rupert Murdoch: Scientology "A Cult" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Y-KrY1400&feature=plcp)

[Queens Guy]

Looking forward to the Confidentiality Agreement about Cruise with his Moonies. Katie might know a few too many ingredients that go into the stew.

Not sure what to make of the rumors that say The Cruise is one of the top leaders of Scientology. I'm sure he gives them a ton of money. But leadership?

[Quiet Reflections]

I guess his OT level wasn't high enough to control her when he was away

[Ts-Martine]

Oh please, oh please, oh plllleeeeeeeaaaasssseee let this be true -

http://jezebel.com/5923100/katie-holmes-maybe-possibly-walked-in-on-tom-cruise-extramaritally-bending-it-with-david-beckham?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

[rodinuk]

No it'll have to remain in your dreams :D

[Ts-Martine]

...on a slightly related note am I the only one gutted that Del Toro isnt going to be making "at the mountains of madness" starring Cruise now? It was a big wish of mine that the director was going to push him over the edge even further and convince him Shoggoths were real - leading to possibly the most accurate film representation of the raving madman most of the authors "heroes" eventually become. The oscar presentation to Tom live from Arkham Asylum would have been the best thing EVER! lol :jawdrop

[eccentricBlue]

popping popcorn, kicking my feet up, and going to enjoy watching this train wreck.

I just wish oprah was still around to have him on his show for another meltdown.

[Dino Velvet]

Oh please, oh please, oh plllleeeeeeeaaaasssseee let this be true -

http://jezebel.com/5923100/katie-holmes-maybe-possibly-walked-in-on-tom-cruise-extramaritally-bending-it-with-david-beckham?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

They are neighbors.

[Ts-Martine]

They are neighbors.


No it'll have to remain in your dreams :D

Then its possible! I wonder who went top? My bets on Cruise :fuckin:

[Dino Velvet]

Then its possible! I wonder who went top? My bets on Cruise :fuckin:

He's jumping on Beckham's funhole like Oprah's couch, eh?

[Ts-Martine]

He's jumping on Beckham's funhole like Oprah's couch, eh?

It is known. The clues in the name; Top - Gun

[Dino Velvet]

It is known. The clues in the name; Top - Gun

Beckham is the scabbard for The Last Samurai.

(Beckham pictured at left)

http://www.blackbeltshop.com/images/brown-samurai-sword-black-scabbard-LG.jpg

[Ts-Martine]

Beckham is the scabbard for The Last Samurai.
haHA! xD

I bet it wasnt magnolia when hed finished

[Dino Velvet]

haHA! xD

I bet it wasnt magnolia when hed finished

Katie and Posh were Far & Away during the event.
(Whoopsie. Forgot she<Katie> mighta walked in on those two.)

[eccentricBlue]

So Beckum pulled a George Michael and got caught Cruising???
Sometimes truth is funnier than fiction!
:jawdrop lol

[Dino Velvet]

So Beckum pulled a George Michael and got caught Cruising???
Sometimes truth is funnier than fiction!
:jawdrop lol

Time to go by a hankie from Powers Boothe now.

Cruising with Al Pacino- Scarf Choice - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ok_SM-aSb4&feature=player_embedded)

[brynley]

no,if katie was a tgirl tom would give up scientology in a second .i mean look at her, 10 out of 10 looks, incredible legs,breasts to die for and a sexy ass......oh, hold the fuck on, she gotta be a tgirl!

[shaustin]

...on a slightly related note am I the only one gutted that Del Toro isnt going to be making "at the mountains of madness" starring Cruise now? It was a big wish of mine that the director was going to push him over the edge even further and convince him Shoggoths were real - leading to possibly the most accurate film representation of the raving madman most of the authors "heroes" eventually become. The oscar presentation to Tom live from Arkham Asylum would have been the best thing EVER! lol :jawdrop

NOOOOO, your not!!! It would have been great to see a raving madman play a raving madman, though I'm more pissed about the project itself rather than Cruise. If someone else had been cast in Cruise's place I'd still be upset, and it's all fucking Prometheus' fault. Ridley Scott is a theiving unimaginative dick, and I hope he dies.

[Ts-Martine]

NOOOOO, your not!!! It would have been great to see a raving madman play a raving madman, though I'm more pissed about the project itself rather than Cruise. If someone else had been cast in Cruise's place I'd still be upset, and it's all fucking Prometheus' fault. Ridley Scott is a theiving unimaginative dick, and I hope he dies.

Maybe this could be the comeback charlie sheen has been looking for...nah, cruise is undistputed king of the crazies; none would compare. (for a laugh just imagine Martin lawrence doing it in the style of Detective Marcus Barnett..... non-lol)

Please dont play for ridleys death though (chestburster allowed), then we would NEVER get a sequel! Or even worse; Lindendouche could take over the WHOLE PROJECT :nervous:

[JenniferParisHusband]

When I was living in LA, I was in a place off Vermont Ave. near the Scientology building and the Kaiser hospital, I'd get visits from them like most people get visits from the Jehovah's Witnesses. I always called them the "Lazy Scientists" since they didn't have to wander too far from the HQ. Surprisingly for a cult...er, church, they were very tolerant of LGBT people.

One day I let them do the whole sale pitch, just to see what the deal was. I kid you not, it is the only religion with a 100% satisfaction guarantee. The catch is that you have to apply all their teachings the right way, and pay thousands of dollars for classes and stuff. All that can seem fairly normal, I have a Baptist friend who does all kinds of Christian furtherance classes. So, so far still ok.

Here's where it gets a little weird... When you let a scientologist do their sales pitch, they bring out these two can-like things which you hold in each hand so they can test your "engrams" and see if you have "untapped potential." Basically, if your nervous system gives off electrical impulses, you can set this machine off. There's something similar at Dave & Busters if you're ever curious. They will never do this test on themselves, because it gives off the same readings, and they will tell you that they haven't reached there "operating thetan level" yet. Then they go into pretty much everything Tom Cruise said in that really strange and creepy video...

Tom Cruise Scientology Video - ( Original UNCUT ) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0)

It's strange how they tell you all these things that seem like common knowledge to them, like the acronyms (KSW, ARC, KRC, SP's, etc), which you find yourself asking them to explain. After you get through the sales speech, that's when you can have some fun with it. Like asking why Tom Cruise has 3 divorces now, if this works. The usual explaination is that it's the non-scientologist's fault. And when you ask them about the "Space Opera" then they get very quiet. For example, Xemu, their sort-of-god, sort-of-devil. I asked one of the lazies about the spaceships, which in all honesty, are DC-8 airplanes. Not even something cool or modern like a concorde or space shuttle, but a DC-8. No joke. The myth goes that Xemu kidnapped people, took them across the stars to earth, gathered everyone around volcanoes & blew up the volcanos with hydrogen bombs so that their spirits (Thetans) are now covered with all this volcanic goop that makes up the body and the troubles people have.

When you bring up that kind of stuff, then they get pissed. They harrassed my first law office pretty bad. It's one of the reasons I don't get too public with anything anymore. My second legal job required a security clearance, and having to deal with those bozos was a pain. I actually feel bad for Katie Holmes, if they really are following her.

[Dino Velvet]

When I was living in LA, I was in a place off Vermont Ave. near the Scientology building and the Kaiser hospital, I'd get visits from them like most people get visits from the Jehovah's Witnesses. I always called them the "Lazy Scientists" since they didn't have to wander too far from the HQ. Surprisingly for a cult...er, church, they were very tolerant of LGBT people.

One day I let them do the whole sale pitch, just to see what the deal was. I kid you not, it is the only religion with a 100% satisfaction guarantee. The catch is that you have to apply all their teachings the right way, and pay thousands of dollars for classes and stuff. All that can seem fairly normal, I have a Baptist friend who does all kinds of Christian furtherance classes. So, so far still ok.

Here's where it gets a little weird... When you let a scientologist do their sales pitch, they bring out these two can-like things which you hold in each hand so they can test your "engrams" and see if you have "untapped potential." Basically, if your nervous system gives off electrical impulses, you can set this machine off. There's something similar at Dave & Busters if you're ever curious. They will never do this test on themselves, because it gives off the same readings, and they will tell you that they haven't reached there "operating thetan level" yet. Then they go into pretty much everything Tom Cruise said in that really strange and creepy video...

Tom Cruise Scientology Video - ( Original UNCUT ) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0)

It's strange how they tell you all these things that seem like common knowledge to them, like the acronyms (KSW, ARC, KRC, SP's, etc), which you find yourself asking them to explain. After you get through the sales speech, that's when you can have some fun with it. Like asking why Tom Cruise has 3 divorces now, if this works. The usual explaination is that it's the non-scientologist's fault. And when you ask them about the "Space Opera" then they get very quiet. For example, Xemu, their sort-of-god, sort-of-devil. I asked one of the lazies about the spaceships, which in all honesty, are DC-8 airplanes. Not even something cool or modern like a concorde or space shuttle, but a DC-8. No joke. The myth goes that Xemu kidnapped people, took them across the stars to earth, gathered everyone around volcanoes & blew up the volcanos with hydrogen bombs so that their spirits (Thetans) are now covered with all this volcanic goop that makes up the body and the troubles people have.

When you bring up that kind of stuff, then they get pissed. They harrassed my first law office pretty bad. It's one of the reasons I don't get too public with anything anymore. My second legal job required a security clearance, and having to deal with those bozos was a pain. I actually feel bad for Katie Holmes, if they really are following her.

Several Filipina T-Girls that I enjoy the company of live right by there and must get their doors knocked on too. I am the master of my own BPHDHs.

[JenniferParisHusband]

Are you referring to Vonda? Always wanted to meet her for more than was offered at the PI Jack Shacks.

[Dino Velvet]

Are you referring to Vonda? Always wanted to meet her for more than was offered at the PI Jack Shacks.

Her I haven't sodomized. There's a few over there I have done rotten.:fuckin:

[JenniferParisHusband]

The one I always wanted to sodomize was Julianna / Angel, could never get past the hand jibber.

http://losangeles.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/verry-lovely-and-verry-pretty-very-sexyyy-most-feminine-girliscious-bombshell-22/23663187

we may have to make a new thread and continue this discussion elsewhere. I'm curious to know which ladies now.

[Ben]

8 Reported Facts About the Cruise-Holmes Divorce:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/07/01/6-reported-facts-about-the-tom-cruise-katie-holmes-divorce.html?obref=obinsite

[Merkurie]

Run Katie and don't look back!
http://publisher.chillertv.com/assets/rosemarys-baby-2_133882551080.jpg

[Dino Velvet]

Nice and tidy. Too tidy. Can Tom Cruise ever marry again or is he too open to blackmail? Maybe he can now skip through the lilies and do what he wanted to do all along.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-BDcVY83FugE/Th9k2e3ORtI/AAAAAAAAAOc/it2eH_k9-sQ/s1600/biggayal.jpg