Nikki Montero in London - Things she should do whilst in London?

[Fancy fancy]

I have just seen that Nikki is coming to London in the coming days. I am in a slight predicament. I would like to offer Nikki a BFE (that means Boyfriend Experience), though as I bank with Natwest, I am currently unable to access the necessary funds - I am hoping that this opportunity does not pass me, or indeed her by. Maybe she will decide to throw a freebie due to the on-going credit-crunch that still afflicts the nation, and my youthful good looks may also help swing it.

However, I digress. What should this little Chilean peasant girl do whilst in London? I have a few ideas, in no particular order:

[1] Succumb to Rebecca Fox's 10 inches
[2] Steal the wheels from Sammy Valentine's Ford Escort and replace them with bricks
[3] Take a photo of her own arsehole, Photoshop it extensively to make it look like some type of artistic vortex, gift it to Prospero, who will in turn upload it as his new avatar
[4] Give Love to Pay a freebie

If anyone would like to add to the above, she will have a ready made itinary that I am sure she would be grateful for.


Much Love




Fancy

[LibertyHarkness]

Or she could just stick an advert up on eros and adultwork and rinse out some clients for her duration :) then go party hardcore for a couple of days at end :)

[iago_delgado]

Whilst England for Wimbledon is swimming in the rain, Portugal for July/August is hosting a number of open air concerts (in the SWELTERING sun!).

Join us in Portugal!

:kiss:

[rodinuk]

[4] Give Love to Pay a freebie


A banned member who condoned and promoted violence against t-girls.
Poor choice. :(

[Prospero]

Love2pay... the word is he does still hassle some of the girls who post here....

[Fancy fancy]

Rod, a light hearted piece I am sure you can appreciate; violence against anyone is never cool

[rodinuk]

of course Fancy, I understand :)

[MDM23]

She should go to Fabric on Sunday night :-p

[robertlouis]

Eat Eel Pie, Mash and Liquor in the East End and have a right old knees up with some Pearly Kings and Queens.

Isn't that what everyone does? Cor, luvaduck, apples 'n pears.....

[buttslinger]

Portobello Road Saturday morning.
Four Hour Dinner for eight at a real nice London Restaurant, Uncle Prospero's treat.........

[Prospero]

Oi... I see a whole lotta people taking my name in vain on this thread. I am supposed to utilise a picture of the lovely Nikka's butthole as my avatar... as if!... and treat her to a four hour dnner (for eight????) at a real nice london restaurant. If the latter were to happen if would be for two...

[buttslinger]

I like to think of all our British Posters in a group photo. That would be an Olympic-Worthy screensaver.

[Nikka]

next saturday!

http://www.pridelondon.org/

nice FREE show on Tafalgar square, I am going there if not busy hehe
my last time there the sun was KILLING US I hope is cloudy this time
and hope to see some tranniesssssss YEEAHHHHH :rock2

[Fancy fancy]

Nikki,

Do you require an assistant to rub some sun cream on you?.

[Fancy fancy]

Ps - I think pearly kings and queens are brilliant!

[Nikka]

Ready to ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOOOOLL! :rock2

[Jericho]

I like to think of all our British Posters in a group photo. That would be an Olympic-Worthy screensaver.

Yeah, and that tight fukker Prospero should pay for it! :ignore:

[Nikka]

I need money

[Fancy fancy]

Nikka,

Have you thought of getting a job? There is a very large McDonalds recently opened in the Olympic Park looking for staff. Sammi Valentine has just got a job there.



I need money

[robertlouis]

I need money

I need a roadie. There's a vacancy for a groupie as well.....:rock2:twisted:

[Prospero]

I need money too - to offer the largesse such nice people as Jericho are demanding from me and to lavish it on Ms Montero should we meet again!

[SammiValentine]

Nikka,

Have you thought of getting a job? There is a very large McDonalds recently opened in the Olympic Park looking for staff. Sammi Valentine has just got a job there.

No mcdonalds south of midlands is worth a pinch of saturated fat :D I am a 2 star at a paopular mcdonalds in huyton. x

[Prospero]

No Macdonalds north or south or in the Midlands for me. Yeuk. Only worse place in the big chain world is Burger king.

[SammiValentine]

it does ming. i was jesting. in all seriousness i think nikki should come and suck my plums!!! mmmmmmmmmmm !!!! xxx

[Prospero]

Couldn't she cum and suck your and liberty's plums together. Aren't you at libs this coming week?

[SammiValentine]

Me and libby are together from 6th till 12th yup. Looking like an apartment in central guildford. x

[Prospero]

Sounds good

[robertlouis]

Looking like an apartment in central guildford. x

Didn't realise you'd put on that much weight, sweetie. x :dancing:

[Nikka]

Me and libby are together from 6th till 12th yup. Looking like an apartment in central guildford. x

we can do a 4some with some client what do u think a full party

[Prospero]

we can do a 4some with some client what do u think a full party

That sounds potentially fatal for the client. He'd die of joy!

[northshoreman52]

i volunteer...meet me thursday night at Zuma

[rodinuk]

Is that one of those newly-renamed African countries?

capital Monty?

[Fancy fancy]

What does a former Aztec leader have to do with this thread> I mean c'mon people, we are going off subject again! :pumped:



Is that one of those newly-renamed African countries?

capital Monty?

[northshoreman52]

easy to find Nikki... quite fun... in knightsbridge ..... one of the best upscale bar scenes in UK

[northshoreman52]

bring libby and sammi ........will be a blast