Favorite term for masturbating?

[Jessica Presley]

Maybe because I spend a lot of time in the UK and Ireland but I am rather partial to the term "wank"? I mean "Having a wank" has its charms. How about you?

[Token Williams-Black]

I keep it simple. Jacking off. :jerkoff

[Jericho]

A quick wank, toss one off, a swift one off the wrist, pay a visit on the widow and her five daughters (six daughters if you're from Scotland...i think it's the extra thumb)! :ignore:

[south ov da border]

Dino's favorite term is punishing percy. I like tug of war with cyclops...

[robertlouis]

A quick wank, toss one off, a swift one off the wrist, pay a visit on the widow and her five daughters (six daughters if you're from Scotland...i think it's the extra thumb)! :ignore:

Fuck off, sheepshagger!

A couple from the glorious Viz - menage a moi; hand Chandon, the latter of which is a hand job given by a lady of high social standing.

[Jericho]

Fuck off, sheepshagger!


After I've fucked it to death, I'll knit you some gloves! :hide-1:

[shaustin]

jerking off

[Dino Velvet]

Dino's favorite term is Punishing Percy.

Beat me to my own line.

[Lovecox]

I like "Yankee Fan"

[kaientai]

self exploration

[Quiet Reflections]

roughing up the suspect

[GrimFusion]

I've seen a few sites lately that call it "self abuse". I don't really understand how masturbation could be considered abuse, though. :shrug:

[oak]

punch the clown?

[Prospero]

Beating the meat? Though being a Brit, wanking is our default expression.

Woody Allen was good on masturbation. He said: "Don't knock it. it is sex with someone you love."

[SammiValentine]

cracking one off.

[loveboof]

Bash the bishop, spank the monkey, choke the chicken, 5 knuckle shuffle ... etc

(although I obviously say 'wank' lol)

[rameses2]

Test firing the Death Star...

[Richctdude]

"punching the pope"

[rodinuk]

Woody Allen was good on masturbation. He said: "Don't knock it. it is sex with someone you love."

... can't remember it exactly but in one of his films he tells the girl he's about to bed that he's been practising a lot on his own so it should be good..... :D

Although you could rub one out I personally like the term 'Tommy Tank'

[loren]

Something about it, I find "wank" funny.

[tapdat81]

peeling the banana

[Tumblepop2002]

Firing the yoghurt cannon, The Devils Handshake, Five Knuckle Shuffle.

[irvin66]

Old Wanker! :jerkoff

[south ov da border]

sanding the wood...

[flabbybody]

pullin the pud

[rodinuk]

J.Arthur Rank, waxing the tube, flicking the bean

[tslvr]

rub one out

[robertlouis]

cracking one off.

Where I come from, that's farting. On the other hand......

See what I did there folks? :banana:

[sukumvit boy]

Waxing the weasel
Choking the chicken

(no animals will be harmed in the making of this nut butter)

[bimale69]

Bopping your baloney

[rameses2]

The old Jedi Hand Trick....

[ValerieNelson]

Fapping.

[rodinuk]

Palm Sundae

[rameses2]

Tinkering with the R2 unit...

[Kevin Dong]

releasing the giant

[joeninety]

beating the bishop, johnny tank, jacking off, jerk off.

Reminds me of the joke about the 3 willies the 1st willy said my masters really kind he washes me and dries me, the 2nd willy said my masters even kinder he washes me dries me and puts baby lotion on me, the 3rd willy said my masters really horrible to me he regulary puts a plastic bag over my head then chucks me in a dark hole and makes me do press ups until I'm sick......................

[mississippi kid]

floggin' the dog.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Buffin' the Butt Missile
Smackin' the Monkey
Lopin' my Mule
Chokin' the Chicken
Cockin' the Cum Cannon

[Dino Velvet]

Delete

[duplicatt]

Fapping.
I thought I was going to end up being the first to post this one, but you beat me to the punch.;)

For the ladies: jilling off.

[MdR Dave]

Hangin' with Willie and the boys.

[johnb]

shaking hands with an old friend

[Chiba5]

Fireman Time

[TheGuard]

Jerk the schween, it's what my girlfriend tell me to do when she's not in the mood.

[beaufont]

stroke the weasel

[Wendy Summers]

My twitter followers will agree my favorite term for it is fapping or its derivatives (fappity fappity fap or fap-fap-fap etc)

[terrygrooby]

In Thai, we say Chak Waw, which literally means "play kite" (to play with a kite).

I find it very cute

[Ts-Martine]

"knuckle shuffle"

[tslvr]

jerkin the gurkin

[Token Williams-Black]

I also say "squeezing one out"...

[Ts-Martine]

the "panty pinata" comes a close second for me.lol

[brooksglass]

Tugging.

[irvin66]

I am using the old pump shotgun...;)

[housekeeper]

puck-puck-puck-puck-puck-puck-puck-puck

hack your carrot

[Lovecox]

Onanism

[95racer]

worked with a guy who had a Beavis & Butthead calendar that had a bunch of slang terms. Kinda like 'batting pratice'.

[stan.smith]

Rubbing one out!

[mellownella]

Naggling me nadger!

[danthepoetman]

Solitude.

[Helvis2012]

Buffing the Bishop always makes me laugh.
Waxing the carrot is another funny one.

[Jessica Presley]

"knuckle shuffle"

lol :-P

[eccentricBlue]

Fap Fap Fap :banana:

[dezz]

black on black crime

[gummi baer]

"Dining Out"
(no, I don't think that's it)

(never mind)

[danthepoetman]

How about: "Scrubing the lamp" ? "Rubbing out the genie" ?
or "Calling some ectoplasm" ?
"Purging the bad cholesterol" ?

[qtrsawn16n]

whipping your rat