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Dino Velvet
06-11-2012, 09:27 PM
I just yanked a fiver. Beat that.

No using pliers.

spunktrumpet
06-11-2012, 09:36 PM
I once dipped a Q tip in my ex girlfriends leg wax pot, stuck it up my nose & pulled it out.............dear god, just thinking about it again brought a tear to my eye!!!!!!!

Wendy Summers
06-11-2012, 09:40 PM
I don't grow nose hairs -- I've picked the inside of my nose raw. It is a barren wasteland where nothing grows.

lifeisfiction
06-11-2012, 09:42 PM
I don't grow nose hairs -- I've picked the inside of my nose raw. It is a barren wasteland where nothing grows.

Ewwwwwwwwww

Dino Velvet
06-11-2012, 09:44 PM
I don't grow nose hairs -- I've picked the inside of my nose raw. It is a barren wasteland where nothing grows.

I like to wait until the hairs get long like 2 paint brushes sticking outta my nose. When I sneeze it's like a cyclone rampaging through the cornfield.

Wendy Summers
06-11-2012, 09:45 PM
Ewwwwwwwwww

"How can you say to your brother, 'Brother, let me take the finger out of your nose,' when you yourself fail to see the finger in your own nose? You hypocrite, first take the finger out of your nose, and then you will see clearly to remove the finger from your brother's nose." - Jesus

lifeisfiction
06-11-2012, 09:46 PM
I guess Wendy is a Picker Flicker.

robertlouis
06-11-2012, 09:47 PM
Dino is, of course, using this not just as a test of nasal hirsuteness, but of the age of the posters.

By the way, like pubic hair, nasal hair turns white too.

robertlouis
06-11-2012, 09:49 PM
I don't grow nose hairs -- I've picked the inside of my nose raw. It is a barren wasteland where nothing grows.

Forget the cosmetics, girl - nasal hair has a purpose, which is, err, umm....:whistle:

flabbybody
06-11-2012, 10:01 PM
amazing that nose and ear hair pile up as you get older while head hair becomes sparse

Wendy Summers
06-11-2012, 10:35 PM
Forget the cosmetics, girl - nasal hair has a purpose, which is, err, umm....:whistle:

Mighty Cthulhu?

GroobyKrissy
06-11-2012, 10:38 PM
You know, I think you're approaching this all wrong... you should be going after length, not quantity.

Wendy Summers
06-11-2012, 10:42 PM
You know, I think you're approaching this all wrong... you should be going after length, not quantity.

Fucking Size Queen. :rolls eyes:

:dead:

lifeisfiction
06-11-2012, 10:53 PM
Sorry for teasing (it was very childish of me), still if I had to do it again, I wouldn't pass up that opporunity.

Wendy Summers
06-11-2012, 10:55 PM
Sorry for teasing (it was very childish of me), still if I had to do it again, I wouldn't pass up that opporunity.

Ask the guys who went to Wendy Williams's party on Friday: I'm all about the tease.

Dino Velvet
06-12-2012, 01:14 AM
You know, I think you're approaching this all wrong... you should be going after length, not quantity.

Gather them and make some false eyelashes.

Great 'stache too.

http://1000words1000days.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/long-nose-hair.jpg

shaustin
06-12-2012, 03:06 AM
Believe it or not I just attempted this for shits and giggles and got 6 out of my left nostril on the first try, they were stubby but definately there.

Quiet Reflections
06-12-2012, 03:11 AM
I have very short ,fine nose hairs almost to the point of not having any at all. I have never had to trim,cut or pluck them. I don't have any in my ears.

BellaBellucci
06-12-2012, 03:17 AM
Am I doing this with tweezers or my acrylic nails? :lol:

~BB~

eddymunster90
06-12-2012, 03:18 AM
I've done a couple hairs at a time however I keep it fairly trimmed. Once in awhile I get a couple fast growers.

Helvis2012
06-12-2012, 04:10 AM
amazing that nose and ear hair pile up as you get older while head hair becomes sparse

I agree. One of life's sick ironies.

BellaBellucci
06-12-2012, 04:11 AM
I agree. One of life's sick ironies.

Then lay off the testosterone. That stuff is poison, ya know?! :geek:

~BB~

Helvis2012
06-12-2012, 04:13 AM
Then lay off the testosterone. That stuff is poison, ya know?! :geek:

~BB~


Cool. I'll take your word for it.

CORVETTEDUDE
06-12-2012, 04:17 AM
I almost can't believe this conversation exists :hide-1:....then I remember, my Bro Dino Velvet is always good for a mind-expanding, ass-boggling thought!!! Right On, Dino!!! I don't have any to yank on right now....I'll have to catch you later!!!:whistle:

Lovecox
06-12-2012, 04:40 AM
All of them.

robertlouis
06-12-2012, 04:42 AM
Am I doing this with tweezers or my acrylic nails? :lol:

~BB~

Tweezers for the real nose hair, false nails for the acrylic nose hair, of course.

BellaBellucci
06-12-2012, 04:48 AM
Cool. I'll take your word for it.

That was awesome! :lol:

~BB~

Dino Velvet
06-12-2012, 04:58 AM
Believe it or not I just attempted this for shits and giggles and got 6 out of my left nostril on the first try, they were stubby but definately there.

Beginner's luck. I'm fixin' to pull out a bouquet.

dobie
06-12-2012, 05:28 AM
Wendy, I don't know you but that was brilliant.


"How can you say to your brother, 'Brother, let me take the finger out of your nose,' when you yourself fail to see the finger in your own nose? You hypocrite, first take the finger out of your nose, and then you will see clearly to remove the finger from your brother's nose." - Jesus

theone1982
06-12-2012, 05:51 AM
Pull them out and they'll just grow thicker than ever.

MdR Dave
06-12-2012, 06:35 AM
I carefully groom and conserve mine. I was caught in an explosion that left me with (according to my doctor) the nostrils of an habitual coke user.

Then I started using coke.

Es no bueno.

shaustin
06-12-2012, 07:06 AM
Beginner's luck. I'm fixin' to pull out a bouquet.

Nah, pinching and ripping them out is my usual method of nasal hair removal. I'm not that fancy when it comes to grooming. But my forte' is pube rippin', nothing like tearing out a clump of curlies to set the mood for the night.

GrimFusion
06-12-2012, 07:07 AM
Aw, shuckyducks.
I just trimmed mine this morning. I rue being Russian. I trim more hair out of my nose and ears than I shave off of my face. My bathroom sink is testament to that.

Prospero
06-12-2012, 10:44 AM
This should do the trick - and if anyone is watching they might just think you're picking your nose.

robertlouis
06-12-2012, 02:11 PM
Anyone else in the UK remember the celebrated run of ads for Hamlet cigars featuring Gregor Fisher (Rab C Nesbitt, my role model lol) as the Baldy Man?

Various clips on youtube, but sadly not the one in which he pulls a nostril hair only to watch in horror as it removes the remaining tendrils of his scanty comb-over.