Why do agencies advertise girls as Japanese when they aren't

[Roberto27]

Really pissed off to be honest found a sexy new TS girl in London for fun last night and turned up expecting to be able to relax with her having lived in Japan during my childhood.

Completely god smacked when I turned up at the door and she was from HK no knowledge of any Japanese at all - i even said i want to rape you just to check. The puzzled look wasn't exactly what i expect but i wasnt so surprised at that point. She was lovely although very limited English so I just stayed an hour but was looking forward to relaxing massage, chat and fun but agencies just don't seem to care about customers at all.

Never mind rant over - if anyone knows of a sexy Japanese TS girl in London or a strap on girl pm me.

Enjoy the weekend peeps I'm off to sleep finally :-)

[SammiValentine]

I *think* theres and indy japanese girl in london, search the review forum. cant remember her name but she is really really cute.

[Cecil Rhodes]

Could be worse . You could have called an escort that is on Eros & when she shows up at your hotel she is not the one from the ad . Even more is the ad said that the escort was an independant and does not work for an agency .

[JenniferParisHusband]

I spent a lot of time in the Far East and have a similar liking for Asian girls. So I know what you mean, but you're still kind of lucky. There's a trend here in Ohio where some of the African American girls have some trouble getting clients, and advertise themselves as Asian. There are varying degrees of it, some rig the search by using a name like Asia, or my favorite "Kwan Li." That doesn't bother me as much though as someone trying to pull off using a picture of Kobe Tai when they look more like Kobe Bryant when you show up at the door. Cincinnati is really good for that sort of thing.

[natina]

they lie and say they are Japanese because in JAPAN you can not are it is difficult for a non Japanese person to get a 100% japan because they view foreigners as disease carriers and other negative stuff.

they call you a gaijin

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_%22No_Gaijin_Allowed%22's_of_Japan

americans and much of the world has a fairy tell expectation of japanese women.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/18/Nogjnwb.jpghttp://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDXbotTt1Hm-JbcdIjEEO5g86E7Z4rftIgQU5YepHn0tJYpcomR4BxIapA

[Dino Velvet]

When I order Sushi and they bring me Kung Pow I don't like it either. The Korean Massage Parlors in LA mostly have Japanese names.

I know about no Gaijin in Hostess Clubs too. My Godparents are Japanese and racist as all heck. Worse than any pasty round-eye.

[Cecil Rhodes]

they lie and say they are Japanese because in JAPAN you can not are it is difficult for a non Japanese person to get a 100% japan because they view foreigners as disease carriers and other negative stuff.

they call you a gaijin

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_%22No_Gaijin_Allowed%22's_of_Japan

americans and much of the world has a fairy tell expectation of japanese women.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/18/Nogjnwb.jpghttp://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDXbotTt1Hm-JbcdIjEEO5g86E7Z4rftIgQU5YepHn0tJYpcomR4BxIapA

Uncyclopedia is a Humor Website . Don't get me wrong, i like the site and have written a few articles on it, but it is still humor .

[besttrannychaser]

I guess Japan is the most expensive asian country so they make you think your getting a high class escort for a couple hundred :)

[natina]

I made a mistake and used the joke site but i know about the gaijin racism in japan. mostly in adult establishemnts and clubs.


Gaijin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaijin)


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaijin

http://www.tofugu.com/2008/07/24/the-no-gaijin-allowed-mentality/

[Richctdude]

classic bait and switch

[natina]

DO NOT EXPECT TO GET A REAL JAPANESE GIRL IN JAPAN UNLESS ITS A SPECIALTY AGENCY especially for gaijins.

100% Japanese women are harder to get in japan because of the racism there against foreigners


I made a mistake and used the joke site but i know about the gaijin racism in Japanese REAL. mostly in adult Establishments and clubs.


Gaijin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaijin)


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaijin

http://www.tofugu.com/2008/07/24/the-no-gaijin-allowed-mentality/

[LibertyHarkness]

hold on, you said i want to rape you in japanese .. dude if you said to that to me and i was japanese you would be kicked out of the door instantly ..

but other than that yeah it sucks , i mean i know i try to palm myself as african sometimes :)

[Roberto27]

You could tell me you were a Antarctic dog and I'd still love ya haha - the red hair does it for me :-)

[Merkurie]

Koreans are sexier anyway.

[GroobyKrissy]

Koreans are sexier anyway.

:iagree: my hero *faints*

[Prospero]

There is currently one Japanese girl working as an escort in London - Shibumachi if I recall her name correctly. She is good but a top only. There have been others in the past including a very odd pair who worked in Earls Court - a real woman and a creepy Japanese TV. I ran a mile when i met them.

I think people advertise as Japanese because it has an exotic and unknown feel.

[GroobyKrissy]

I think if you're Asian and add 'ichi' onto your name, you automatically qualify as Japanese, right? Krissyichi... has a nice ring to it.

[Dino Velvet]

I think if you're Asian and add 'ichi' onto your name, you automatically qualify as Japanese, right? Krissyichi... has a nice ring to it.

As long as you don't leave me itchy I'll call you anything you want, Tokyo Rosebud.:salad

[GroobyKrissy]

As long as you don't leave me itchy I'll call you anything you want, Tokyo Rosebud.:salad

I knew there was a pun in there somewhere :)

[Prospero]

Dinoichi....

[Dino Velvet]

Dinoichi....

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[Merkurie]

:iagree: my hero *faints*

Swoon away baby, I got you.