What's Worse Than A Shart?

[Dino Velvet]

I yawned a little too good and threw up on my chest. Is everybody having a nice weekend?

New word: Yawmit

[GroobySteven]

Not knowing if you've sharted or not ... and not being able to check.

[bluesoul]

I yawned a little too good and threw up on my chest. Is everybody having a nice weekend?

New word: Yawmit

i'm having a great weekend so far. thanks for asking, and sorry to hear about your vomiting episode earlier. best wishes for the rest of the week-end

[qwerty94]

bahahahahahaha. i feel like that situation could be cute. only if it was a super tiny amount and i could tell that the guy was super duper embarrassed.

[maxpower]

Having a cobra yawn and hitting someone.

[LibertyHarkness]

fucking the person in bed next to you , only to find they are infact dead but it feels good so you carry on .... get your head round that one eh .

[Dino Velvet]

bahahahahahaha. i feel like that situation could be cute. only if it was a super tiny amount and i could tell that the guy was super duper embarrassed.

Smelled a little sour but other than that it was precious.

How you doin', Jen?:cheers:

[Wendy Summers]

Sharting while naked in bed during the middle of the night.

All the annoyance of sharting PLUS you must leave the bed

[qwerty94]

Smelled a little sour but other than that it was precious.

How you doin', Jen?:cheers:

hehe... im doing well... how about yourself, cutie pie? just been enjoying myself now that i know what it takes to make myself orgasm with my new vagina. hahahaha

[Dino Velvet]

hehe... im doing well... how about yourself, cutie pie? just been enjoying myself now that i know what it takes to make myself orgasm with my new vagina. hahahaha

Doing good. Just hooked up my new Sony HDTV and it looks nice.

Glad to know that you figured out how to make yourself cum with that new vaj. Was WebMD helpful?