Cheer up Scousers ... Here's a Yum update!

[GroobySteven]

http://www.shemaleyum.com

The lovely Natalie Foxx becomes out 1438th model. This Grooby discovery first appeared on http://www.shemale.xxx and this week she's May's Model of the Month on Shemale Yum.
We also have the return of Canadian Dita (whom you might find on this board) as well as new girl Lexi, who also appears here. The lovely Lexington Thornberry re-appears by request and Nathalie just gets better and better in each shoot she features with us. Add Annalise Rose's first ever hardcore (we expect a lot more to come from this smoking hot girl) and the miserable Scouse faces can have something to smile about for the weekend.

Only at http://www.shemaleyum.com

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Natalie Foxx

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Lexi

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Annalise and Jack

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Dita Dior

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Lexington Thornberry

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Nathalie

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[wubwub]

we'uns in the states don't know what a scouser is but have our doubts about it being complementary!

thanks for the update seanchai! ;-)

[Dino Velvet]

Bowl of Scouse - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHfIAoF8gEc)

[Dino Velvet]

BRENDAN BURNS ON LIVERPOOL.. - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-DKI93iYNs&feature=related)

[wubwub]

larf! thanks Dino - like we suspected - not highly complimentary!

[timxxx]

This week's update may even make 'King' Kenny crack a smile.

[GroobySteven]

larf! thanks Dino - like we suspected - not highly complimentary!

Actually it's just the term for people from Liverpool. Same as Cockney's are from Eastend of London, Brummies from Birmingham, Mackams (boo!) from Sunderland and Geordies (yay) from Newcastle.
Monkey Hangers are from Hartlepool ... and that is very uncomplimentary.

Liverpool lost the biggest football of their year today. They've been kinda crap lately although the last 20 mins of todays game they were good ... once they brought on the Geordie.

[up_for_it]

Come on Chelsea! Come on Chelsea!

[Quiet Reflections]

1438! very nice. Do you remember who the first was?

[GroobySteven]

1438! very nice. Do you remember who the first was?

I remember the first girl shot exclusively for the website (in fact she was the first TS shot exclusively for the internet) and she was called Nicole and was photographed in Texas in 1997 by the Commander. Very nice girl and a stunner.
We've actually probably shot closer to 1700 models for Shemale Yum (or more) but due to new record keeping rules that were brought in we had to remove a bunch of the earlier ones as well as some foreign ones.
It would be interesting to see who the earliest model is that we have on the site though ... I'll have a look.

It's probably Brittany Ramirez in 1997.

[GroobySteven]

Here are some 1998/99 Tony Vee, Bob and Commander shoots.

[ditadior]

i want to thank kevin for making me look amazing yet again,
i swear when is italian vouge getting him to take pictures of andre pejicc and kate moss becuase he's getting better and better each time i see him.

[undercvrslut]

that shoot with Annalise was a blast! She is soo sexy and funny. Great girl and it was a really fun shoot. :tongue::salad

[FreddieGomez]

is that the same lexi that posts here who recently said she went on a dinner date with some dude who didn't know she was a transwoman?

[robertlouis]

You are going to be in so much trouble when Sammi shows up, Seanchai.

[Dino Velvet]

You are going to be in so much trouble when Sammi shows up, Seanchai.

I've always found Sammi to be a good sport. http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/showthread.php?t=65923

harry-enfield Scousers in the pub - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STIvNjWobzA&feature=related)

[robertlouis]

I've always found Sammi to be a good sport. http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/showthread.php?t=65923

Maybe, but you've never tackled her soccer faith, have you?

Take cover. But they were shit in the final yesterday.

[Dino Velvet]

Maybe, but you've never tackled her soccer faith, have you?

Take cover. But they were shit in the final yesterday.

I mostly mention her crazy British talk and her sparkly pink funhole.

[Quiet Reflections]

I love those old pictures. It was always interesting to me to see how the girls styles change throughout the years. I think it is amazing how much the cameras have changed in such a short time as well.

[JenniferParisHusband]

Fucking Chelsea! I never could stand Drgoba, Terry and Cech, but today just made me bitter towards the chelsea rent-boys, almost everton and man u bitter...

Natalie Foxx & Annalise Rose are the only things I've seen today making this loss any easier. And keep the old pics coming, it's nice to see some familiar faces like Lana and Meghan and to remember just how incredibly beautiful they were in their prime.

[Odelay]

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Damn! The things I'd like to do to Dita's bubble butt.

[ditadior]

http://www.grooby.com/promo/ditadior4019.jpg

Damn! The things I'd like to do to Dita's bubble butt.

what would you do to my butt ;) ?

[Odelay]

what would you do to my butt ;) ?
Well, I'd start out with eating it for breakfast. :salad
Then, playing with it in public.
And finally, schtuping all night. :fuckin:

A boy can only dream.

[Willie Escalade]

Um...MOAR of Natalie Foxx and Annalise, please!!

[SammiValentine]

oi geordie, it was the last 30 minutes we was good :)

Carroll was actually immense when he came on, looked like the fella we thought we bought. Bizzaire.

[jndupu]

Here are some 1998/99 Tony Vee, Bob and Commander shoots.

Howabout this one? Pretty old, as was those Mexican series you were probably "franchising" way back then.

[SammiValentine]

Fucking Chelsea! I never could stand Drgoba, Terry and Cech, but today just made me bitter towards the chelsea rent-boys, almost everton and man u bitter...


:) :)

[SammiValentine]

Maybe, but you've never tackled her soccer faith, have you?

Take cover. But they were shit in the final yesterday.

Behave we had a good 30 minutes ;-) Or had you switched it off by then...:D

Typical Liverpool, it was an eighth of the ball away (or was it in?!?!) from possibly being remembered as being the "andy carroll" final. Almost amazing, but like 32 times already this season, almost is not enough. No doubt had that header gone in, we'd of won. Cos....... we are liverpool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[italianamerican25]

Natalie Foxx is very beautiful.
http://www.grooby.com/promo/nataliefoxx1012.jpg

[freudian1]

Behave we had a good 30 minutes ;-) Or had you switched it off by then...:D

Typical Liverpool, it was an eighth of the ball away (or was it in?!?!) from possibly being remembered as being the "andy carroll" final. Almost amazing, but like 32 times already this season, almost is not enough. No doubt had that header gone in, we'd of won. Cos....... we are liverpool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I think I love you, Sammi Valentine :)

It was a fitting end to this drab season. At least we didn't suffer the ultimate cruelty of having Torres score the winner.

[undercvrslut]

My fav pics with Annalise and Me


:salad:salad

[GroobySteven]

Howabout this one? Pretty old, as was those Mexican series you were probably "franchising" way back then.


Fucking hell - that was old - look at the url. That's before I could even afford a domain name and the site was just 100% collection of pics that were sent in.

[irvin66]

When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm
There's a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark

Walk on...
Through the rain...
Walk on...
Through the rain
Walk through the wind
And your dreams be tossed and blown...

Walk on... (walk on)
Walk on... (walk on)
With hope (with hope)
In your heart...
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone.
Alone... :dancing:

[youngblood61]

Just wanted to show Lexington Thornberry some love. She was hot as hell, only wish there had been more shots of that big ass of hers!:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

[Helvis2012]

Very good.

[Merkurie]

Lexington is hot. Her nipples look like they can cut glass.

[JenniferParisHusband]

oi geordie, it was the last 30 minutes we was good :)

Carroll was actually immense when he came on, looked like the fella we thought we bought. Bizzaire.

I didn't think it were possible for Sammi to be any hotter, but knowing she's a Liverpool FC fan now, I think I might be falling in love.

[txjr3]

Who knew there were so many Brits around here? I suppose we've always been a kinky lot. Liverpool have been cursed since signing Suarez - even Chelsea never signed anyone THAT loathesome! Robben, maybe? Meireles? Luiz?

[LeatherTGirlLover]

Who knew there were so many Brits around here? I suppose we've always been a kinky lot. Liverpool have been cursed since signing Suarez - even Chelsea never signed anyone THAT loathesome! Robben, maybe? Meireles? Luiz?

Lest we forget brave John Terry plays for Chelsea, if there is a more loathsome player in the PL i've yet to see him, parks in disabled bays, sleeps around with team mates wives and unlike Suarez was actually caught on tape using a racist remark.

[GroobySteven]

Lest we forget brave John Terry plays for Chelsea, if there is a more loathsome player in the PL i've yet to see him, parks in disabled bays, sleeps around with team mates wives and unlike Suarez was actually caught on tape using a racist remark.


Dennis Wise ... 'nuff said.

[LeatherTGirlLover]

Dennis Wise ... 'nuff said.

As much as Wise was a prick i still don't think he gets close to the cuntishness that is John Terry, a truly horrible, self centred, xenophobic, racist idiot.

[txjr3]

As much as Wise was a prick i still don't think he gets close to the cuntishness that is John Terry, a truly horrible, self centred, xenophobic, racist idiot.

True enough - good old JT is a nasty piece of work. Slow too.

[txjr3]

Getting somewhat back on topic - any Prem stars known to fancy a bit of T-girl dick?

Alternatively, which footballers would our resident Brit girls most like to fuck/suck/whatever?

[LeatherTGirlLover]

Geting somewhat back on topic - any Prem stars known to fancy a bit of T-girl dick?

Probably Christiano Ronaldo when he was here lol

[GroobySteven]

Probably Christiano Ronaldo when he was here lol
I always thought he'd make a good tgirl. Jermaine Jenas would have swung that way also.
We know "chubby" Ronaldo likes a bit of T.

[SammiValentine]

Who knew there were so many Brits around here? I suppose we've always been a kinky lot. Liverpool have been cursed since signing Suarez - even Chelsea never signed anyone THAT loathesome! Robben, maybe? Meireles? Luiz?

Saurez is boss lid
:D

[SammiValentine]

Getting somewhat back on topic - any Prem stars known to fancy a bit of T-girl dick?

Alternatively, which footballers would our resident Brit girls most like to fuck/suck/whatever?

hah doubt any Prem players would be happy to admit that,, footys extremley homophobic still and liking trannies would been seen as uber gay.:D

[SammiValentine]

Dennis Wise ... 'nuff said.

I raise your Wise with El Hadji Diouf :)

[robertlouis]

I raise your Wise with El Hadji Diouf :)

Game set and match to Miss Valentine.

[LeatherTGirlLover]

I think it's a close run thing between Diouf and Terry, honestly couldn't call it, we need the twat adjudicator...where's Sammi when you need her lol

[robertlouis]

Mind you, give Diouf a little credit. Spitting at the Rangers fans during the heat of an Old Firm match is up there for idiot bravery alongside the Charge of the Light Brigade.

[SammiValentine]

I think I love you, Sammi Valentine :)

It was a fitting end to this drab season. At least we didn't suffer the ultimate cruelty of having Torres score the winner.

nooo fitting end was bumming that anfield, whilst still managing to keep our impressive wordwork streak up :D

nearly over now lol... and next years new kit is boss!! retro!

[SammiValentine]

I think it's a close run thing between Diouf and Terry, honestly couldn't call it, we need the twat adjudicator...where's Sammi when you need her lol

haha they are both bad bellends :D

i met diouff, well saw him in town once. he was dressed like the tangoman I kid you not, weird bloke.

[SammiValentine]

Mind you, give Diouf a little credit. Spitting at the Rangers fans during the heat of an Old Firm match is up there for idiot bravery alongside the Charge of the Light Brigade.

He was just evening it up he spat at Celtic fans whilst playing for liverpool :p

[JenniferParisHusband]

I have no respect for Chelsea at all, I'm still pissed about the booing during the Hillsborough moment of silence. Terry smiled during it, that, the Wayne Bridge girlfriend shag, and the Anton Ferdinand stuff make him the clear winner over Diouf. Diouf is just an idiot, Terry seems to be working hard at being an ass.

[SammiValentine]

I have no respect for Chelsea at all, I'm still pissed about the booing during the Hillsborough moment of silence. Terry smiled during it, that, the Wayne Bridge girlfriend shag, and the Anton Ferdinand stuff make him the clear winner over Diouf. Diouf is just an idiot, Terry seems to be working hard at being an ass.

Cos they are desperate to mean something to us, theyre dying for a "rivalry" and they dont mean nothing, theyre just chelsea. They will never be everton or man utd to us and it reallty bothers them. They are the original rentboys and it really winds them up :D

[robertlouis]

According to overnight news, the owners have slashed Kenny's transfer budget, so if he wants to improve the squad it will mean getting rid of some of his own failures as well as those he inherited.

And a thought - is Carragher's time finished?

[Cecil Rhodes]

He was just evening it up he spat at Celtic fans whilst playing for liverpool :p

Spat at Celtics' Fans ????? .... Go' Huns

[robertlouis]

Spat at Celtics' Fans ????? .... Go' Huns

It's CELTIC. Celtics play basketball.

[Cecil Rhodes]

It's CELTIC. Celtics play basketball.

Celtic maybe, but the Fans are Their Fans and as such, They are Celtics' Fans . :dancing:

Feel free to place the apostrophy where you prefer .

[robertlouis]

Celtic maybe, but the Fans are Their Fans and as such, They are Celtics' Fans . :dancing:

Feel free to place the apostrophy where you prefer .

Nope, they are Celtic fans. I've been a compulsory follower of Scottish football all my life (and you don't begin to know the suffering that's implicit in that statement) and I've never seen them referred to as other than Celtic fans. The name of the club is Glasgow Celtic. Rangers, on the other hand, are The Rangers Football Club (no Glasgow, you'll notice), so their fans are known as Rangers fans. Or Fenian Bastards and Bluenose Bastards respectively. But all of them are bastards, no question.

[SammiValentine]

According to overnight news, the owners have slashed Kenny's transfer budget, so if he wants to improve the squad it will mean getting rid of some of his own failures as well as those he inherited.

And a thought - is Carragher's time finished?

We have been a "sell to buy club" for a long time so nothing new there, at least its better than selling to pay interest payments which is what we had got to with previous owners.. :) Anyway Ametican Owners in no money shocker? Or a smokescreen so we dont get blagged on fees , they will invest 20-30 million again and we will sell also...:) (they only invested 30-40 MAX last time, and saved a vast amount on the wage bill since taking over) bla bla

Isnt this a yum thread.??? I blame the Geordie :D

[robertlouis]

We have been a "sell to buy club" for a long time so nothing new there, at least its better than selling to pay interest payments which is what we had got to with previous owners.. :) Anyway Ametican Owners in no money shocker? Or a smokescreen so we dont get blagged on fees , they will invest 20-30 million again and we will sell also...:) (they only invested 30-40 MAX last time, and saved a vast amount on the wage bill since taking over) bla bla

Isnt this a yum thread.??? I blame the Geordie :D

Fair enough. And Carra?

[SammiValentine]

Gonna open a new chippy in bootle, selling point is that it has those naty fish that nibble ya feet so you can have a pedicure while you wait

[robertlouis]

Gonna open a new chippy in bootle, selling point is that it has those naty fish that nibble ya feet so you can have a pedicure while you wait

Sort-of pre-used whitebait....

[Cecil Rhodes]

Nope, they are Celtic fans. I've been a compulsory follower of Scottish football all my life (and you don't begin to know the suffering that's implicit in that statement) and I've never seen them referred to as other than Celtic fans. The name of the club is Glasgow Celtic. Rangers, on the other hand, are The Rangers Football Club (no Glasgow, you'll notice), so their fans are known as Rangers fans. Or Fenian Bastards and Bluenose Bastards respectively. But all of them are bastards, no question.

The Celtic are Scottish ? You could have fooled me .....

[GroobySteven]

According to overnight news, the owners have slashed Kenny's transfer budget, so if he wants to improve the squad it will mean getting rid of some of his own failures as well as those he inherited.

And a thought - is Carragher's time finished?

Carragher would be worth keeping with slashed salary. Nobody will spend money on him (watch Newcastle do just that!). I feel an Andy Carroll transfer coming.

[Prospero]

Errmmmm... shouldn't all this soccer gibberish be in the sports lounge or whatever you call it?

[JenniferParisHusband]

According to overnight news, the owners have slashed Kenny's transfer budget, so if he wants to improve the squad it will mean getting rid of some of his own failures as well as those he inherited.

And a thought - is Carragher's time finished?

The way I've looked at transfer season is like this. The players you can't get rid of without the fans riotting, Stevie G, Suarez, and Pepe. I think with Carra getting older, you also need to keep Agger and Skrtel to anchor the defense. After that Kenny's going younger, so Henderson, Kelly Spearing, and Downing are probably safe. After that, who can you replace, or cut costs with?

Sadly, I think Carragher is gone, one of my favorite players of all time, but he's getting to be past his prime. I'm also guessing Dirk, Maxi, Andy, Charlie Adam will be in the mix for leaving Anfield, some due to costs, and others just because they aren't The King's men. I'd like to see them keep Dirk, he might not be able to play headers like #9, but I think he's the better player and should have been out there with Suarez in the starting side. I'd also love to see them bring in someone better than Glen Johnson, but he's like a cockroach, he'll survive through anything. If you are talking age and inability to play a whole 90 minutes though, Bellamy should probably go to.

So, some combination of those guys leaving. KD is only talking about bringing in 3 new people, I'm thinking if he can cut Carrol and Adam, it will be closer to five since he'll have a bigger budget.

[JenniferParisHusband]

Errmmmm... shouldn't all this soccer gibberish be in the sports lounge or whatever you call it?

Would it help if Sammi posted more photos of herself? I know it would help me.
:praying:

[killkenny]

Love the Brendon Burns vid bout scousers n love his stuff generally n it's true bout the fake tan, any chick who thinks she looks sexy in fake tan is FUCKING RETARDED, n lets face it i live it Wigan n i don't there coz it's rough, hell the last i went to scouseland was due to a hospital appointment but the road had been closed due to a murder...