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Wendy Summers
04-25-2012, 04:28 PM
If this week's threads have taught me anything is that we need more humor here. The problem is so many people are making jokes they are getting lost in the shuffle.

Someone needs to take it on the chin and be a straight man.

Who will volunteer?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GOOOZAHvwjA/TUdUl-Ub--I/AAAAAAAAAAM/UTd_O1YA86o/s1600/Gay-thick-facial.jpg

rockabilly
04-25-2012, 04:34 PM
I'm happy being class clown but you can turn the other cheek.

Wendy Summers
04-25-2012, 04:36 PM
I'm happy being class clown but you can turn the other cheek.

I always turn the other cheek -- it's good for my skin.

SammiValentine
04-25-2012, 04:38 PM
We need a thread where good straight men fight it out with straight facts, prove their straightness. I cant wait. Epic tales of straightness we can call it !!

Wendy Summers
04-25-2012, 04:57 PM
We need a thread where good straight men fight it out with straight facts, prove their straightness. I cant wait. Epic tales of straightness we can call it !!

I support your efforts to start this thread...

Kevin Dong
04-25-2012, 05:05 PM
Being straight = overrated

SammiValentine
04-25-2012, 05:07 PM
I support your efforts to start this thread...

Winner is crowned straight bloke on the block!! infact lets have 5 winners and they can form a new kids on the block tribute act (Straight kids on the block), making youtube videos of such classics as there own version of "Hangin' Tough". Most importantly they can offer straight advice for upcoming straight dudes, maybe even get a boys room on the forum, where straightness can be swapped and benders can be educated.

This could be ground breaking !!!

Wendy Summers
04-25-2012, 05:16 PM
Being straight = overrated

I know someone who would argue whether being a straight man was a good thing:

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/NECAF00Z_7924.jpg

Kevin Dong
04-25-2012, 05:24 PM
I know someone who would argue whether being a straight man was a good thing:

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/NECAF00Z_7924.jpg

I can see why. With divorce rates at what they are, I don't think I'll ever get married. Just gonna keep living my awful "gay" life lol.

allurstouse
04-25-2012, 06:35 PM
Winner is crowned straight bloke on the block!! infact lets have 5 winners and they can form a new kids on the block tribute act (Straight kids on the block), making youtube videos of such classics as there own version of "Hangin' Tough". Most importantly they can offer straight advice for upcoming straight dudes, maybe even get a boys room on the forum, where straightness can be swapped and benders can be educated.

This could be ground breaking !!!

and they can talk about the straightness of getting fucked and sucking dick! should have a manly name like The Nile fishing trip...since fishing is mmanly and the nile is a big manly river. It isnt a play on denial or the idea the river is so fucked up it doesnt even know the right way to flow

Nicole Dupre
04-25-2012, 06:40 PM
I've been lmao at this forum for years just as it is.

SammiValentine
04-25-2012, 06:42 PM
hahaha not only will this lead to a new definition for the word "fish" in the TS scene, (look up the recent fish fucking poll ). This could lead to operation bender delta squadron being created. !!!

allurstouse
04-25-2012, 06:45 PM
If this week's threads have taught me anything is that we need more humor here. The problem is so many people are making jokes they are getting lost in the shuffle.

Someone needs to take it on the chin and be a straight man.

Who will volunteer?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GOOOZAHvwjA/TUdUl-Ub--I/AAAAAAAAAAM/UTd_O1YA86o/s1600/Gay-thick-facial.jpg
Just getting the chin is way more control than I have. You'd have to be a dribbler. I will take it on the chin for the communitty but make a crappy straight man. I do look at porn that includes dicks, I do look at anal that includes guys topped, I have sucked dick, I have had dick in me. I don't think I could maintain the construction that was straight activity. I mean I guess i could say I have never had a gerbil in my ass and I dont likie musicals or the movie cruising and don't know the name of 3 designers or wear or care to wear designer clothing or have 30 dollars of hair products, and skin proiducts, or dye my hair to hide the grey and my soap is still bar soap and my kitchen a mess so i cant be gay

Nicole Dupre
04-25-2012, 06:45 PM
Let's start a thread where the guys post naked photos of themselves. Or how about one where they tell us about what they did in bed the last time they got laid.

allurstouse
04-25-2012, 06:48 PM
Bud Abbot was a great straight man and he is the kind of straight man this thread needs because I dont see the other kind around

SammiValentine
04-25-2012, 06:50 PM
I am sure it will be raining straight men soon, hallelujah

allurstouse
04-25-2012, 06:53 PM
Let's start a thread where the guys post naked photos of themselves. Or how about one where they tell us about what they did in bed the last time they got laid.

you just need to ask???? OMG I tell Wendy i am jealous she get s paid to do thay shit. . I'll post vide, take requests but the videos could be like that movie the ring they might just destroy your mind the images would be so shocking I am an exibitionist, have no shame, think boundaries is code for repressed and a hedonist.... I was shocked Allysa wanted to see old man dick and think it was an I fucking dare you request but hey I produced it's in the gallary...u have access but you might want to get a airplane vomit bag ready!

Wendy Summers
04-25-2012, 08:37 PM
you just need to ask???? OMG I tell Wendy i am jealous she get s paid to do thay shit. .

I thought I told you already, put on a dress... there's guys who'll pay to see that.

lifeisfiction
04-25-2012, 08:43 PM
Wendy, I have no dress and wig and I love making videos of me having sex with gay men, but I only top. I am still straight.

Check out my website www.IamstillstraighteventhoughIhavesexwithgaymen.c om (http://www.IamstillstraighteventhoughIhavesexwithgaymen.c om)

(We need more humor Wendy)

Dino Velvet
04-25-2012, 08:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sknqi83d7N0

Wendy Summers
04-25-2012, 08:56 PM
Wendy, I have no dress and wig and I love making videos of me having sex with gay men, but I only top. I am still straight.

Check out my website www.IamstillstraighteventhoughIhavesexwithgaymen.c om (http://www.IamstillstraighteventhoughIhavesexwithgaymen.c om)

(We need more humor Wendy)

It may just be me, but I'm noticing a lot more frivolity around here lately.

#imgonnatakecreditifthereis

Yeah
04-25-2012, 09:04 PM
Wendy, how about I take your sweet load straight on my chin, would that do it?

Wendy Summers
04-25-2012, 09:06 PM
Wendy, how about I take your sweet load straight on my chin, would that do it?

I dunno sounds kinda crooked

lifeisfiction
04-25-2012, 09:14 PM
We here at HA take frivolousness seriously. I thank you for bring this issue to my attention and we at HA should present only solemn smiles if we agree on the matter.

Wendy Summers
04-25-2012, 09:15 PM
We here at HA take frivolousness seriously. I thank you for bring this issue to my attention and we at HA should present only solemn smiles if we agree on the matter.



http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=468128&stc=1&d=1335380980

He agrees to.

SammiValentine
04-25-2012, 09:16 PM
http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=468128&stc=1&d=1335380980

He agrees to.

ok i admit that was me before i transitioned ??

SammiValentine
04-25-2012, 09:16 PM
I was really straight obviously

Wendy Summers
04-25-2012, 09:17 PM
ok i admit that was me before i transitioned ??

I think I need to date you so you can detransition then..

I like this: http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=468128&stc=1&d=1335380980

SammiValentine
04-25-2012, 09:17 PM
wahahaha :D

Wendy Summers
04-25-2012, 09:18 PM
wahahaha :D

I'd never make a joke about someone as hot as this:

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=468128&stc=1&d=1335380980

SammiValentine
04-25-2012, 09:20 PM
im not laughing really i am just sat on his face and that hairy upper lip kinda tickles

Wendy Summers
04-25-2012, 09:22 PM
im not laughing really i am just sat on his face and that hairy upper lip kinda tickles

Honestly... not his face I wanna sit on.

I want to sit somewhere lower and then scrub my fangers on that washboard

allurstouse
04-25-2012, 11:08 PM
I thought I told you already, put on a dress... there's guys who'll pay to see that.

as long as I don't have to wear make up...looks like to much work. I have a skill!!! Maybe I could be star after Bobbit was with half a dick I can you know reach it around and make a bit of an entrance. The problrem is it feles good gets to hard and pops out...DAMMIT

Yeah
04-25-2012, 11:12 PM
I dunno sounds kinda crooked

Id call it a great time babe.