Does fucking a pie mean I'm a pastrysexual?

[Wendy Summers]

So I fucked this pie... I admit it felt good -- I definitely got hard... and came.

I'm so confused with my sexuality now. Does this make me weird?


http://www.wendysummers.net/images/stories/0WScom/Wendy-Summers_Lemon058.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/31/thumb_87947.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/31/thumb_74164.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/31/thumb_14026.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/31/thumb_39765.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)



So you can judge for yourself, Brittany St. Jordan tooks some pics and video. I've got pics up on my website now, wendysummers.com (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour) and video will be up thursday.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Lemon Porn

[Jericho]

Wouldn't that be piesexual?

[Wendy Summers]

Wouldn't that be piesexual?

I dunno I'd probably fuck a creme puff

[GroobySteven]

If you were fucking a cookie ... it's the same as being fucking crackers.

[Wendy Summers]

If you were fucking a cookie ... it's the same as being fucking crackers.

Naw, me and another cracker fucked in last week's set. :party:

[jimbo1974]

I have a good recipe for sexual pies

1) Get pastry
2) Fill with some food
3) Heat
4) Then insert penis. Get burned. Cry. Then do it again.

[nonnonnon]

if it's not warm apple pie, you're a commie

[Wendy Summers]

Then insert penis. Get burned. Cry. Then do it again.

If you listen to some Ts's, ^ explains most relationships...

[RallyCola]

it doesn't make you weird except that you were channeling Jason Biggs who is a terrible actor

[Wendy Summers]

if it's not warm apple pie, you're a commie

Life handed me lemons... so I made lemon porn.

H8rs gonna h8

[Jericho]

If you were fucking a cookie ... it's the same as being fucking crackers.

I thought that was dipping yer dick in the biscuit barrel?

[Wendy Summers]

it doesn't make you weird except that you were channeling Jason Biggs who is a terrible actor

I'll follow up with a flute set later in the year then... :geek:

[jimbo1974]

biscuit barrel?

mmmmm, large mantraps *gurgles*

[Wendy Summers]

mmmmm, large mantraps *gurgles*

That's what I call my ass. Once you get in I don't let you back out.

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/31/image_74164.jpg

[GroobySteven]

it doesn't make you weird except that you were channeling Jason Biggs who is a terrible actor

Come on man, the guy just died - no wonder he's terrible.

[RallyCola]

jason biggs isn't dead. he is still making the rounds trying to promote the latest american pie movie....btw...american reunion sucked.

[GroobySteven]

jason biggs isn't dead. he is still making the rounds trying to promote the latest american pie movie....btw...american reunion sucked.

Nah he died mate, a few years ago. Very sad - around the same time as Matthew Broderick and Matthew Perry.

[Wendy Summers]

jason biggs isn't dead. he is still making the rounds trying to promote the latest american pie movie....btw...american reunion sucked.


You're right... it's his career that died. http://thmg.photobucket.com/albums/v221/righteous_slave/th_Groucho_Marx_Emoticon_by_JakarNilso.gif

[Wendy Summers]

Nah he died mate, a few years ago. Very sad - around the same time as Matthew Broderick and Matthew Perry.

I think the problem with your joke is there's no straight man here for you...

[Flaco]

Funny how you brought this up Wendy, I was just watching the first American Pie last night hehe great movie lol.

[Steve-Oh]

You crack me up, Wendy!
I have a feeling that these might be popular on a site like this:

[GrimFusion]

Nah he died mate, a few years ago. Very sad - around the same time as Matthew Broderick and Matthew Perry.

I don't know, man. He's not a good actor, obviously... but he just made a chill $5,000,000 from American Reunion. Five times his take-away from American Pie. I just can't tell if they green-screened out the puppeteers used to control his arms and legs or if they stuck a big stick up his ass and jostled him about.

[Dino Velvet]

I think the problem with your joke is there's no straight man here for you...

Ever check the name of this forum?

[GrimFusion]

So I fucked this pie... I admit it felt good -- I definitely got hard... and came.

I'm so confused with my sexuality now. Does this make me weird?
Does it make you weird? Too late for that mess. I think you might be gay, though. Gay for Marie Callender's.

[Dino Velvet]

Does it make you weird? Too late for that mess. I think you might be gay, though. Gay for Marie Callender's.

Those messy Frisco Burgers have converted many of the hungry and confused.

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1018/847869911_8940d84279_o.jpg

[GrimFusion]

Those messy Frisco Burgers have converted many of the hungry and confused.


I've got a stiffy already. No need for a side of mayo, thanks.

[Steve-Oh]

Yay food porn!

[youngblood61]

Wendy, I would love to put some frosting on your lovely BUNS!!!!:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

[allurstouse]

So I fucked this pie... I admit it felt good -- I definitely got hard... and came.

I'm so confused with my sexuality now. Does this make me weird?


http://www.wendysummers.net/images/stories/0WScom/Wendy-Summers_Lemon058.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/31/thumb_87947.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/31/thumb_74164.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/31/thumb_14026.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/31/thumb_39765.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)



So you can judge for yourself, Brittany St. Jordan tooks some pics and video. I've got pics up on my website now, wendysummers.com (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour) and video will be up thursday.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Lemon PornWill you marry me? I have a thing for ice cream and it goes sowelll with pie

[Yeah]

So I fucked this pie... I admit it felt good -- I definitely got hard... and came.

I'm so confused with my sexuality now. Does this make me weird?


http://www.wendysummers.net/images/stories/0WScom/Wendy-Summers_Lemon058.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)

http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/31/thumb_87947.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/31/thumb_74164.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/31/thumb_14026.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)http://www.wendysummers.com/tour/galleries/31/thumb_39765.jpg (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour)



So you can judge for yourself, Brittany St. Jordan tooks some pics and video. I've got pics up on my website now, wendysummers.com (http://www.wendysummers.com/tour) and video will be up thursday.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Lemon Porn

Great pics Wendy. How about you whip up some of your special sweet fresh cream to top off that pie and ill eat every last tasty bit of it. Mmmmmm yummy.

[RallyCola]

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=467979&stc=1&d=1335309889

that's one damn delicious looking cake

[gunn]

Yes your wired.

[maxpower]

I think the problem with your joke is there's no straight man here for you...


Holy double-entendre, Batman!!

[TSMichelleAustin]

Why u copying me lady???? LOL I am teasing I love it and U know I love everything u do! Just great, kinky minds think alike!

[dewy]

You know those baked potatoes that come in bronze wrapped foil? I'm kinda partial to freshly buttered ones! :p

[Prospero]

I think it means you are crackers, Wendy. In the nicest possible way. I want to see you fucking some cookies next - or maybe a swiss roll.

[ed_jaxon]

I stuck my dick in a jar of Planter's cashews and it felt good for a while.


Then I realized I was really fucking nuts.

[SammiValentine]

slightly off topic, but does fucking a paefella make you gay ??

[Wendy Summers]

Funny how you brought this up Wendy, I was just watching the first American Pie last night hehe great movie lol.

Hehehe -- I try to time themes with movie releases -- I just didn't really care when the movie came out LOL


You crack me up, Wendy!
I have a feeling that these might be popular on a site like this:

If anyone here is into twinks, I doubt they'd admit it.


Does it make you weird? Too late for that mess. I think you might be gay, though. Gay for Marie Callender's.

http://image2.findagrave.com/photos/2006/37/5719_113932632243.jpg

immona hit that.



Yay food porn!

And now I need to beat my batter.


Wendy, I would love to put some frosting on your lovely BUNS!!!!:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff

is your frosting low fat? :praying:

[StinkyPete1000]

Pastrysexuals are an abomination! I won't even begin to discuss the wicked fruits (pun intended) of those unholy unions.

[Wendy Summers]

Pastrysexuals are an abomination! I won't even begin to discuss the wicked fruits (pun intended) of those unholy unions.

Sweetie, no need for pun intended. In my threads it's a given ;).

[JohnnyVee]

I see a lot of pie denial here.

[Wendy Summers]

I see a lot of pie denial here.

Dude, everyone here has done it. I'm the only one with balls to post pics proving it.

http://www.wendysummers.net/images/stories/0WScom/Wendy-Summers_Lemon058.jpg

(Well me and Michelle lolz)

[youngblood61]

Wendy, I don't know if my frosting is low fat but it has plenty of protein for those BUNS!!!!:)

[Cecil Rhodes]

Does eating a burrito make you a size queen ?