I fucking hate conference calls

[Wendy Summers]

I love the challenges my day job presents to me (which is why I've kept it), but I really hate conference calls where folks yammer for hours about things they don't understand. Please entertain me with humerous pictures so I do not say something I'll regret later. K? Thx

[ordinaryman]

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/album.php?albumid=925&pictureid=6131

here you go babe

[ordinaryman]

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/picture.php?albumid=926&pictureid=6133

[allurstouse]

Ifit isnt a video confernce call there is alwayds the option to watch porn with the sound off...i would suggust wendysummers.com she is hot and funny

[kukm4]

......

[Dino Velvet]

I always feel better after watching Bronson sweep the street.

Every gunshot from the Deathwish movies (Part 1/2) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86tyFMwj5Ow)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJTx73T3o80&feature=watch_response

[Wendy Summers]

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/picture.php?albumid=926&pictureid=6133

lolz


Ifit isnt a video confernce call there is alwayds the option to watch porn with the sound off...i would suggust wendysummers.com she is hot and funny

I like how you think, sadly it was my desktop displayed... I don't want to be accused of jerking off to my own porn... autoeroticism is not my bag baybee


I always feel better after watching Bronson sweep the street.

Every gunshot from the Deathwish movies (Part 1/2) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86tyFMwj5Ow)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJTx73T3o80&feature=watch_response

Naw that just makes me want to go in guns blazing... bad metaphor for the call.

[Dino Velvet]

Naw that just makes me want to go in guns blazing... bad metaphor for the call.

No remaining people = No more pesky conference calls
Might not be a good solution but it is a solution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sknqi83d7N0

[Wendy Summers]

No remaining people = No more pesky conference calls
Might not be a good solution but it is a solution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sknqi83d7N0

I don't know how to reply to this without Godwin'ing the thread... help!

[kukm4]

Critical Mission Failure - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_W7S4p-dZo)

[Dino Velvet]

I don't know how to reply to this without Godwin'ing the thread... help!

WWF WRESTLING CHALLENGE Henry Godwin Debut - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lewuL11rwhc)

[Wendy Summers]

WWF WRESTLING CHALLENGE Henry Godwin Debut - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lewuL11rwhc)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law


Godwin's law (also known as Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies or Godwin's Law of Nazi Analogies[1][2]) is an observation made by Mike Godwin in 1990[2] that has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."[2][3] In other words, Godwin observed that, given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably criticizes some point made in the discussion by comparing it to beliefs held by Hitler and the Nazis.

[Dino Velvet]

I like Murphy's Law better. "Don't fuck with Jack Murphy!"

Murphy's Law Trailer (10th Anniversary of WAMI Edition) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clyqu7UExig)

[allurstouse]

lolz



I like how you think, sadly it was my desktop displayed... I don't want to be accused of jerking off to my own porn... autoeroticism is not my bag baybee



Naw that just makes me want to go in guns blazing... bad metaphor for the call.

It's not mine either. It just has a will of it's own. I believe i may have the reincarnated right arm of Popeye what a forearm

[shaustin]

I bet Nazi's would have loved conference calls, it would have really helped to streamline the Holocaust. All that waiting around for telegraphs and sealed orders must have sucked balls.

[ashymon]

I love the challenges my day job presents to me (which is why I've kept it), but I really hate conference calls where folks yammer for hours about things they don't understand. Please entertain me with humerous pictures so I do not say something I'll regret later. K? Thx

I just come over to HA and read the forums or watch porn during the teleconferences.

[Wendy Summers]

I bet Nazi's would have loved conference calls, it would have really helped to streamline the Holocaust. All that waiting around for telegraphs and sealed orders must have sucked balls.

Godwin'd. Close the thread.

[shaustin]

Godwin'd. Close the thread.


LMFAO! I know your cryptonite now biotch!!! Stay on my good side or I'll shut yo ass down, aight! :dancing: Mwahahaha :P

[robertlouis]

I love the challenges my day job presents to me (which is why I've kept it), but I really hate conference calls where folks yammer for hours about things they don't understand. Please entertain me with humerous pictures so I do not say something I'll regret later. K? Thx

I'm assuming you're familiar with this, but it's still the best way to keep yourself awake and amused during meetings, although punching the air in silent triumph can be a bit of a giveaway.

Do you keep falling asleep in staff meetings?

What about those long and boring conference calls?

Here's a way to change all of that:

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find that 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
• Synergy
• Strategic fit
• Core competencies
• Out of the box
• Bottom line
• Revisit
• Take that off-line
• 24/7
• Out of the loop
• Benchmark
• Value-added
• Proactive
• Win-win
• Think outside the box
• Fast track
• Result-driven
• Empower (or empowerment)
• Knowledge base
• At the end of the day
• Touch base
• Mindset
• Client focus(ed)
• Ballpark
• Game plan
• Leverage
• Cascade
• Sequential or sequentially

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"