if you pushed sammi valentine off a bridge into a river .. will she float or sink ?

[LibertyHarkness]

so this is the scenario ..

Sammi Valentine walking across a little stone bridge, the sort of arched stone bridge over a river like you see in the fairy tale films/books ..

now this is where we place the bets ....and see who makes some money ..

if i was to run up behind sammi and push her off the bridge into the river ... will she -

a - the scouser bitch will sink
b - the scouser lady will float


I bet $10dollars she will sink ,, as i dont think she can swim to well ..


Place your bets all ...

see what we can get this stake to ..

This is the type of bridge attached ..

[LibertyHarkness]

see also sammi has a big asshole so i think lots of water will rush inside it and fill her up with water making her heavier so she will sink ... this added water will counteract the twin airbags uptop she has .. :)

[GroobySteven]

That bridge is 10 miles from my house, she wouldn't be crossing it as she's not allowed in the NE. No scousers.

[GroobySteven]

She'd float - on the scum of the water in Liverpool.

[GroobySteven]

She'd sink like a stone wondering when Kenny was going to rescue her.

[wonderbloke]

can i be the first to give her mouth to cock resuscitation please?

[GroobySteven]

As she's falling the Liverbirds would fly along and pull her up before she hit the water.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/02/liverbirds_1_396x222.jpg

[LibertyHarkness]

haha seanchai :) sink just like the might liverpool club :)

haha wonderbloke

[SammiValentine]

I would deffo sink. :)

[SammiValentine]

She'd sink like a stone wondering when Kenny was going to rescue her.

hahahaaha... i wont bite... yet!!! lol x

[Cecil Rhodes]

it would depend . was Sammi bottoming ? if so, you would have to remove the Cock-Cork for her to sink . If you don't, she would float .

[Cecil Rhodes]

if there is a fan blowing in the scene and Sammi or her Cock-Corker was wearing hose, not only would she float, but she would sail away . ,,,,, unless the hose are fishnets .

[LibertyHarkness]

so lets recap ..

so far its

libby - sink
seanchai - sink
Cecil - notsure
wonder not sure
sammi - sink

so its $30dollars up so far :)

[Cecil Rhodes]

This just in ........ Sammi Valentine has just won a free cruise on the SS Titanic

[Cecil Rhodes]

are ice cubes involved in this ? ice can have a big influence on things like this

[LibertyHarkness]

nope just simply she is dressed , and with me on a bridge walking and i will throw her off it into water below to see if she sinks or floats ..

[Cecil Rhodes]

is David Hasselhoff or Bicycle Repairman in the vicinity ?

[Stavros]

But Libby, WHY would you want to toss Sammi off a bridge? Why not lean on the bridge in floral summer dresses; relax, reminisce about your lives; maybe lick a neapolitan or a 99 and admire the view? The English countryside has much to offer the discerning rambler.

[LibertyHarkness]

nahh fuck that its better to push her off the bridge .. she understands its nothing personal its just how it is .. she is a scouser so its all ok .. I am a scientist and i need to find out if she floats or sinks, even sammi needs to know this as it causes her many a sleepness night if she ever fell off a bridge while out ..

[TatianaSummer]

so lets recap ..

so far its

libby - sink


I doub you sink with those two flotation devices on the avatar :)

[LibertyHarkness]

haha my tits are quite small thats just a good angle shot .. i am only like 32/33C/B Cup :) xxx

But i float anyway lol

[wonderbloke]

Since I'm giving her mouth-to-cock resus then I kind of need her to sink first don't I?

[LibertyHarkness]

haha ok good point ... so thats 40 dollars up so far :)

[wonderbloke]

Are you a bit short on cash or something Liberty? Maybe insure Sammi before you push her off the bridge?!?

X

[LibertyHarkness]

no not short of cash .. just may as well earn from it if she drowns

[wonderbloke]

no not short of cash .. Just may as well earn from it if she drowns

cold! X

[LibertyHarkness]

you do know my nickname is the Ice Maiden :) i am one emotionless/heartless bitch supposedly lol

[wonderbloke]

will I get a cold dick if I fuck you? x

[LibertyHarkness]

your dick will fall of most likely within an hour or 2 of the sex :)

[wonderbloke]

what a way to lose it x

[wonderbloke]

ps sorry for hijacking your thread with heavy handed come ons!

[LibertyHarkness]

well its a good way to go :) :) maybe i could push you in the river and see if you float or sink .. compare to sammi perhaps ? thoughts :) x

[Cecil Rhodes]

well its a good way to go :) :) maybe i could push you in the river and see if you float or sink .. compare to sammi perhaps ? thoughts :) x

it would depend on which river you pushed him in :dancing:

[wonderbloke]

you could push sammi and I in the same river, and then jump in yourself? everyone's a winner x

[MrsKellyPierce]

She'd float all mythical creatures do...

[Jericho]

Let me get this straight...You're going to to toss her off?

[LibertyHarkness]

yes i am going to toss her off from the bridge

[Jericho]

Now i have that image in my head, i don't really care, I'm happy....Can i have a fiver each way?

[Prospero]

Are you assuming this Liverpool girl would just let a southerner tip her of the parapet? it might be you who ends up in the drink Libby and then what? Would you sink or swim - and would Sammi stop anyone coming to your rescue?

[LibertyHarkness]

i float i am a god in the water :) got over 3000 dives logged around the world , PADI Advanced Openwater instructor, IANTD Instructor, Trmix Instructor ... i love the water lol ..

lol and this is sammi we are talking about , she struggle to shut her car door .. she loves to trying to fight me but she always ends up hurting her self ... haha i pretty hard as nails in that sense :) but no its something me and sammi have talked about seeing if she would float ... we think her bones are hollow which is why she is so flimsy :)

[Nikka]

she floats

[LibertyHarkness]

actually her cock floats ... its quite funny when i share a bath with her as her dick just bobs about on the surface like a floating submarine ....

[northshoreman52]

a photo or video of that phenomenum would be appreciated.... scientifically that is

[Steve-Oh]

What also floats in water?
- A duck.
- If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
And therefore--?

[LibertyHarkness]

are you quackers ? :) x

[rockabilly]

Witch!!!

[SammiValentine]

I hate swimming

[rodinuk]

Since it's in her job description she'll probably bob up and down ;)

[Prospero]

I hate swimming

But I bet you hate drowning even more

[SammiValentine]

But I bet you hate drowning even more

haha i dare say you right. do not fancy testing that though..lol

[robertlouis]

That bridge is 10 miles from my house, she wouldn't be crossing it as she's not allowed in the NE. No scousers.

Quite, it's in Durham. Spent a lazy afternoon last summer in the pub just on the left side of the bridge, getting pleasantly pissed.

And everyone knows that witches float.......:twisted:

[robertlouis]

actually her cock floats ... its quite funny when i share a bath with her as her dick just bobs about on the surface like a floating submarine ....

Like one of the ones you used to get free with Frosties, Libby?

[robertlouis]

But Libby, WHY would you want to toss Sammi off a bridge? Why not lean on the bridge in floral summer dresses; relax, reminisce about your lives; maybe lick a neapolitan or a 99 and admire the view? The English countryside has much to offer the discerning rambler.

Come to think of it Liberty, haven't you ever been walking across a bridge and felt the urge to toss yourself off? :dancing:

[LibertyHarkness]

i have jumped off a bridge a few times ... i was going to throw myself off a very big bridge once in a fit of rage :)

I am always tossing myself off :) when doing things

[SammiValentine]

i have jumped off a bridge a few times ... i was going to throw myself off a very big bridge once in a fit of rage :)

I am always tossing myself off :) when doing things

that was a rabbit hutch. your crazy!!

[LibertyHarkness]

what i jumped off your dads rabbit hutch ? or tossed myself in one ? i am confused as a bald gorilla .

[SammiValentine]

boing boing boing x

[buttslinger]

Had she been panhandling change?

[SammiValentine]

Had she been panhandling change?

hahahah if i could afford a pan I would be there! x

[robertlouis]

what i jumped off your dads rabbit hutch ? or tossed myself in one ? i am confused as a bald gorilla .

Traumatised rabbits - you evil bitch lol.