3 Words AFTER sex

[SEXY TS JESS]

Text, DONT call

[Dino Velvet]

What's on TV?

[SEXY TS JESS]

Whats that SMELL?

[TsJizelle]

oops I'm pregnant

[Dino Velvet]

What's your name?

Cold beer please...

[SEXY TS JESS]

You CAME Already !!

[Dino Velvet]

Whoops! I sorry.

[SEXY TS JESS]

Im a Transexual ......< dies laughing >

[buttslinger]

z-z-z

[Dino Velvet]

You're my first.

How much again?

Exit Stage Left...

[SEXY TS JESS]

Did you SWALLOW?

[Dino Velvet]

Here's bus money.

[HbgDon]

You should leave.


I actually said that to a girl one time.

[Dino Velvet]

Where's the towel?

[tsdvdman]

You so Naaaasty..lol

[pimpdog]

You should leave.


I actually said that to a girl one time.
Your such a mack man.

[Dino Velvet]

Ow! That hurt!

I'm callin' 911!

Hello, police?!? Heeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!

[SEXY TS JESS]

Where's the condom?

[tsdvdman]

LMFAO..I couldn't help but think of this Eddie Murphy scene
boomerang sex scene - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NG5N4ljnC0)

[SEXY TS JESS]

LMFAO..I couldn't help but think of this Eddie Murphy scene
boomerang sex scene - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NG5N4ljnC0)

Awww.. Eddie .... .... .... .... a TRUE character...

[Dino Velvet]

Don't you douche???

[SEXY TS JESS]

Your Clean Right? lls

[Jericho]

What's that rash?

[Dino Velvet]

That my blood?

[Dino Velvet]

Don't tell anyone.

[SEXY TS JESS]

My boyfriends HOME!!

[youngblood61]

One more time!:fuckin:

[SEXY TS JESS]

Its JUST Air!! <farrrrrt>

[LibertyHarkness]

pass the remote ...

[SEXY TS JESS]

Where's my Cigarettes?

[tsdvdman]

Nice ass lickin

[SEXY TS JESS]

(Sighs) I only TOP !! <batting eyelashes>

[LibertyHarkness]

whats for dinner ?

[acdaddy69]

I love you

[LibertyHarkness]

my dads home

[SEXY TS JESS]

(Gasp) Thats MY Toothbrush !!

[Jamie French]

don't tell mom

[LibertyHarkness]

mmmm tasty peanuts ......

[SEXY TS JESS]

Lets use Toys

You Split ME !!

How it Taste?

Wheres my WALLET?

[SEXY TS JESS]

(Son) Im telling MOM!
(Dad) Its our SECRET!!

^^^
DEAD WEAK !!

[tsdvdman]

Wanna go again?

[LibertyHarkness]

am i gay

[LibertyHarkness]

i am straight

[tsdvdman]

WHAT THE FUCK???..lol

[SEXY TS JESS]

Sweet Baby Jesus

[SEXY TS JESS]

My NECK Hurts ...

[LibertyHarkness]

condom fell off

[tsdvdman]

Bend over again

[RallyCola]

suck it clean

[SEXY TS JESS]

Clean my Fleshlight

[tsdvdman]

That viagra rocks..lol

[Dino Velvet]

Hey! Somebody's lookin'!

Gotta walk Attila(the dog).

[SEXY TS JESS]

Your into BOYS?

You POWER BOTTOM !

[LibertyHarkness]

i am pregnant

[SEXY TS JESS]

It taste SALTY

Why you LIE?

Thats NOT 10"

YOU AINT DOUCHE?

ITS DOO DOOOOOOO !!

[tsdvdman]

You're a WHAT??

[Nivek]

Just Sign Here.

[tsdvdman]

What's a tranny?

[Dino Velvet]

I gotta pee.

[LibertyHarkness]

fishbowel head twat

[tsdvdman]

I gotta pee.
I Loooooove you..lol

[SEXY TS JESS]

Roll the Blunt!

Is that hemorrhoids?

U got twitter?

[Dino Velvet]

I'm on parole.

[Dino Velvet]

You smoke weed???

[tsdvdman]

You fulltime right?..lol

[SEXY TS JESS]

I Recorded This ... ...

You know Jessica?

Whats that Bump? <looks to left, then right>

[LibertyHarkness]

whats your name?

[LibertyHarkness]

go and shave

[SammiValentine]

i am spartacus

[SEXY TS JESS]

I nutted inside

[Dino Velvet]

I farted. Jealous??? http://vickirichter.com/boards/public/style_emoticons/default/dino.gif

[SammiValentine]

god hates fags

[Dino Velvet]

Dog hates fags.

[acdaddy69]

So meat-ty

[hwbs]

Low hanging balls =)

[acdaddy69]

just get nakked

[SammiValentine]

are you awake?

[robertlouis]

Ceiling needs painting.

[tsadriana]

are u alive?

[DarylWashington]

Are you clean?

[tsadriana]

hahahahah Daryl u ask that before not after....xxxx

[DarylWashington]

hahahahah Daryl u ask that before not after....xxxx

A few chicks asked me that after I nutted in them lol.

[buttslinger]

Where's my Wallet?

I wasn't finished.

The Clinic? Why?

[giovanni_hotel]

Is that blood??

[tsadriana]

A few chicks asked me that after I nutted in them lol.

I beleve u love ,ur to clean to look dirty ,not that ur not in bed ...ops came without thinking xxx

[DarylWashington]

I beleve u love ,ur to clean to look dirty ,not that ur not in bed ...ops came without thinking xxx

I'm 100% clean!

[DarylWashington]

Is that shit?

[tsadriana]

Is that shit?
I hope u dint get that yet ,and if u did put them in a cave ...

[robertlouis]

Wake up bitch.....

[acdaddy69]

Words can hurt....

[Dino Velvet]

Hey, look! Corn! (a few kernels left on my wiener:party:)

[Dino Velvet]

Was it chunky?:jerkoff

[tsadriana]

im not the type to say anything i just surprise him from sleep xxx

[Dino Velvet]

Wipe your mouth.

[tsadriana]

Wipe your mouth.

wipe urs to as i wont kiss u x

[Dino Velvet]

Kiss this instead.

[buttslinger]

You're TOMMY'S Dad?!!??

[Dino Velvet]

You have kids?

[tsadriana]

You're TOMMY'S Dad?!!??
tommy is ur nephew?

[ed_jaxon]

Let's check HA

[Dino Velvet]

I'm not married.

[nonnonnon]

record finish time

[amberskyi]

that really hurt

[Dino Velvet]

Hope that hurt.:fuckin:

[buttslinger]

tommy is ur nephew?

You should hear what I was GONNA write!!!

[robertlouis]

Rick Santorum's next.

[Dino Velvet]

Got another client?

[robertlouis]

Aids? What's that?

[SammiValentine]

the undertaker won!

[Dino Velvet]

It's a work.

[DarylWashington]

You do porn?!

[SammiValentine]

i do porn

[DarylWashington]

The Rock Won!

[robertlouis]

Name's Dino Velvet.....

[DarylWashington]

Your mom's tighter

[SammiValentine]

your dads bigger

[Dino Velvet]

Name's Dino Velvet.....

You better not!

[robertlouis]

You better not!

I already have! :)

[Nicole Dupre]

Where's that gerbil?

[EvonRose]

That was fast.

[robertlouis]

That was fast.

What was fast lol?

[giovanni_hotel]

I won't tell.

[Dino Velvet]

Are those worms?

[buttslinger]

HELLO .....Hello ..........hello

[tsadriana]

You should hear what I was GONNA write!!!
you should write me a poem ,not that im witney just because i need iit xxxxxxxxxxxand im promise u in the name of HungAngels "i will always love u " xxxxx

[Dino Velvet]

I made poo-poo.

[jaydubb]

My dick hurts

[Dino Velvet]

Yummy pink sock!:salad

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/PinkSock.gif

[jaydubb]

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA!

300 - this is sparta - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZeYVIWz99I)

[jaydubb]

Please stop crying...

[EvonRose]

I had better.

[DarylWashington]

Chicks always say to me... "Fuck me again!"

[Dino Velvet]

You speak English?

[EvonRose]

Okay, get off!

[Dino Velvet]

Got any PCP?

[dezz]

http://www.gifsvault.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/0ba07d6da639e2e89060d9067336a824.gif

[buttslinger]

Don't tell Mom!

Good boy, Rusty!

Take a check?

Bond......James Bond

You pay me?

Polident? oh, sorry.

wow, nice cane.

Ready, Mr. DeMille.

Tissues? Glove Compartment.

Those're my panties.

[EvonRose]

you totally sucked!

[GroobySteven]

Woke the kids?

[Willie Escalade]

Best nut ever.

Worst nut ever.

I faked it.

[EvonRose]

That's 1,000 dollars...

[SEXY TS JESS]

I see yall like my thread lol


the magnum bust !?!

Never again loser!

Wow im dizzy !

[Mayrah]

My condom broke.

[acdaddy69]

Pass the couvoisier....Pass the couvoisier...
It's too early...
to be drinking...
Maybe not here...

[LibertyHarkness]

your shitbox stinks

[wbmando]

Gotta wash up.

[Prospero]

Is that it

[Prospero]

That's 1,000 dollars...

Surely you HAVE to say this beforehand?

[LibertyHarkness]

your dad next

[BBaggins06]

I'm Chris Hanson.

[ed_jaxon]

Lick that up

[riccadevia]

THAT WAS HOTTT!!!:jerkoff

[Chiba5]

That was great

[RawNY]

Where's my wallet?

[smooth007]

see you later!

[Dino Velvet]

My blister bursted.

[tsadriana]

i feel sore

[martin48]

Who are you?
It's still recording!
Steve, your turn!
Your taxi's here.
Your son's tighter.
Why's it orange?
That was quick!
The glue's set!
Definitely DVD quality.
My mum's better
Your mum's better
You take Visa?
God I'm good
Almost came then.
Wait! You're alive?
Your clit's massive


Er ...

That's all

[giovanni_hotel]

Freebies cost $500.

[kilakali]

I got painted !!!

[Wendy Summers]

that was anticlimactic

[BLKGSXR]

Take a shower.

[talldudeil]

Get fucking out

[GrimFusion]

Pass the bong.

[SammiValentine]

smoking kills yo

[GrimFusion]

smoking kills yo

Not crack. Pot.

[SammiValentine]

ouch dont bite!

[beaufont]

You smell something????

[beaufont]

god your shit!!

[beaufont]

lick it up

[EvonRose]

It's so small!!!

[speedking59]

have any maalox?

[robertlouis]

have any maalox?

Where's the gerbil?

[jaydubb]

Smell my finger

[pimpdog]

Evons are all mean lol.

[envivision]

Which Kardashian r u?

[rockabilly]

Wanna go again?

[robertlouis]

Don't tell Grandpa

[GrimFusion]

I'm your mom.

[martin48]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[EvonRose]

Get my dildo.

[SammiValentine]

clean my dildo

[RallyCola]

was that it?

[SammiValentine]

i am bored

[SammiValentine]

that was wank

[RawNY]

Damm, my wife!

I'm not gay (is that 4 words?)

[RawNY]

Holy Shit, DAD? (MOM?) (SIS?)

[Prospero]

You're joking? Right?

[giovanni_hotel]

]clean my dildo[/B]

Still laughing.:dead:

[RallyCola]

want to smoke?

[SammiValentine]

that was interesting

[RallyCola]

wow....that's different

[SammiValentine]

wheres my coat?

[SammiValentine]

wheres my shoes?

[SammiValentine]

wheres my pants?
(ok think i covered that one now)

[RallyCola]

pass the salsa

[beaufont]

i love you (i've heard it happens :) )

[SammiValentine]

now thats gay

[firkin]

My hand's tired.

[SammiValentine]

wipe your mouth

[Prospero]

Not the curtains!

[stephenward]

What?! No trumpets?!!?

[buttslinger]

I'm Chris Hanson.

Haw Haw Haw

Samoas,....two Mints

Thanks, George Michael

Slam Screach Vroom

Friday, I'm broke.

Untie me now?

Don't tell Hillary

Hello, Viagra HotLine?!!?

Say Cheese, Daryl

[beaufont]

brush your teeth

[RallyCola]

here's your thousand

[EvonRose]

here's your thousand

Why thank you.

[EvonRose]

Worst orgasm face.....

[Dino Velvet]

$100 for that?!?!? :mad:

[RallyCola]

Worst orgasm face.....

wipe your chin

[EvonRose]

wipe your chin

take mask off....

[Colin92660]

same time tomorrow?

[zerrrr]

Your mom called

[crackfocus]

I have aids

[mealticket]

I have herpes

[mealticket]

oh crap i didnt go to the end..not as funny anymore....

umm

"I ain't gay"

[Dino Velvet]

I'm clean! J/K :party:

[loren]

I've gotta go.

[brickcitybrother]

Im a Transexual ......< dies laughing >

LMAO:shrug

[brickcitybrother]

Loosen the rope

[brickcitybrother]

Come on... Breathe!!!

[loren]

I love you

[Dino Velvet]

Your name again?

[TatianaSummer]

"i still horny"

or

"lets fuck again"


lol

[idiot savant]

shit... damn.. fuck...

[mealticket]

I've fucked better

[Marie Thorne]

Your mom's better.

[loren]

ouch that hurt

I needed that

[beaufont]

need a shit

[loren]

let's go home

[Brandi Boots]

Uh-Oh Shaggy (eating a Scooby snack)

[EvonRose]

Make a sandwich....

[LibertyHarkness]

For the Emperor :)

[RallyCola]

pass the bong

[LibertyHarkness]

your mums next

your dads next

yours nans next

your dogs next

[mealticket]

get out bitch

[RallyCola]

call your sister

[Nicole Dupre]

You drained me.

Wipe that up.

Wash your hands.

My ass hurts.

Next time, shave.

Your breath stinks.

Time to shower.

That was amazing.

You were fine.

I wanna ciggy.

Time to go.

Your cell rang.

[loren]

let's do lunch

[RallyCola]

order a pizza?

[LibertyHarkness]

i have herpes :)

are you clean

[loren]

shit, I'm pregnant LOL

[scottnapx]

Not you again

[slikrickdalicka]

my ass hurts!!!!!!

[martin48]

my ass hurts!!!!!!

well, fuck you

[EvonRose]

Lets get married.

[RallyCola]

Lets get married.

because i'm rich?

[EvonRose]

because i'm rich?

Shut fuck up!

[talldudeil]

again and faster

[bte]

Call 911 now!

[Dino Velvet]

These darn hemorrhoids.