Fellas, How Do You Dress When You Visit An Escort?

[Dino Velvet]

I wear as little as possible. Walk in, put envelope on table, and step out of clothes. I'd wear a loin cloth if it were OK but settle for T-Shirt/Shorts.

[Willie Escalade]

I dress in a way that I feel comfortable...no mattervwhatvthe situation is. I also dress to impress myself, not someone else.

[Nikka]

when I got hookers at my hotel room I am always naked

[onmyknees]

I wear as little as possible. Walk in, put envelope on table, and step out of clothes. I'd wear a loin cloth if it were OK but settle for T-Shirt/Shorts.

That loin cloth might be ok in West LA Dino, but I have to walk thru the lobby of some chi chi motels, so I dress like a rock star and nobody approaches me ! lol

[Dino Velvet]

That loin cloth might be ok in West LA Dino, but I have to walk thru the lobby of some chi chi motels, so I dress like a rock star and nobody approaches me ! lol

What chi-chi motels? I walk in a dark apartment in Koreatown with my car keys in one pocket and 5 20s in the other looking like a White savage. Party time!!!:party:

[onmyknees]

What chi-chi motels? I walk in a dark apartment in Koreatown with my car keys in one pocket and 5 20s in the other looking like a White savage. Party time!!!:party:

traveling light...I see. makes for faster exits !!:dancing:

[ValerieNelson]

What chi-chi motels? I walk in a dark apartment in Koreatown with my car keys in one pocket and 5 20s in the other looking like a White savage. Party time!!!:party:

So when I'm in LA, I should see about you fulfilling a Tarzan roleplay fantasy of mine? :) :praying::praying::praying::praying: :party::party::party:

[Dino Velvet]

So when I'm in LA, I should see about you fulfilling a Tarzan roleplay fantasy of mine? :) :praying::praying::praying::praying: :party::party::party:

As a White man in LA I feel like Tarzan sometimes. My ancestors really were White savages too.

[RallyCola]

I just dress casually. I don't put on my sunday best and I'm also not going over in a tattered tshirt and dirty jeans.

I really don't care what an escort thinks of my attire or even what I look like. I'm pretty sure i'm going to get the same service whether I wear labels or not. I'm not trying to impress anyone.

[Jericho]

To the left :shrug

[Dino Velvet]

To the left :shrug

Nothing but a turtleneck, eh?

[robertlouis]

To the left :shrug

Welcome back you crusty old reprobate. Are you well?

[Dino Velvet]

Welcome back you crusty old reprobate. Are you well?

Hey Robert, how do you get yourself up to see a lady of the evening. Do you serenade her prior to penetration? I just yell "Fire in the hole!" then shove it in.

[robertlouis]

Hey Robert, how do you get yourself up to see a lady of the evening. Do you serenade her prior to penetration? I just yell "Fire in the hole!" then shove it in.

I always check the dress code on the invitation card. This is England, old chap.

[ValerieNelson]

I always check the dress code on the invitation card. This is England, old chap.

So you wear a tux? Like James Bond!? :salad Fucking hot! :D

[ValerieNelson]

I just dress casually. I don't put on my sunday best and I'm also not going over in a tattered tshirt and dirty jeans.

I really don't care what an escort thinks of my attire or even what I look like. I'm pretty sure i'm going to get the same service whether I wear labels or not. I'm not trying to impress anyone.


Exactly my attitude when I go grocery shopping. :D

[acdaddy69]

I would ware a kilt made out cold green cash..

[robertlouis]

So you wear a tux? Like James Bond!? :salad Fucking hot! :D

Shertainly, my dear. And i like my martini shaken, not shtirred.

[ValerieNelson]

Shertainly, my dear. And i like my martini shaken, not shtirred.

Oooh! You're one charming mother fucker! What's your rate? :) :fuckin::fuckin::fuckin: Plus would ya settle for a Bloody Mary, or Whiskey Sour? :)

[robertlouis]

Oooh! You're one charming mother fucker! What's your rate? :) :fuckin::fuckin::fuckin: Plus would ya settle for a Bloody Mary, or Whiskey Sour? :)

Single Malt, thank you. Straight, no ice. The only thing to add to good scotch is more of the same.

[robertlouis]

Oooh! You're one charming mother fucker! What's your rate? :) :fuckin::fuckin::fuckin: Plus would ya settle for a Bloody Mary, or Whiskey Sour? :)

Oh, and I don't have a "rate", m'dear. As a southern belle I kinda hoped you would recognise a real gent when you see one......:(

[ValerieNelson]

Oh, and I don't have a "rate", m'dear. As a southern belle I kinda hoped you would recognise a real gent when you see one......:(

One can never tell these days, so I figured I cut to the chase! So shall we have our Whiskey Sours at the bar, then Bloody Marys on the patio? :)

[robertlouis]

One can never tell these days, so I figured I cut to the chase! So shall we have our Whiskey Sours at the bar, then Bloody Marys on the patio? :)

....and champagne in the bedroom?

[RallyCola]

Exactly my attitude when I go grocery shopping. :D

what's the difference?

i'm buying a product. cock and frozen pizza will taste the same whether i'm dressed in labels or not.

[ValerieNelson]

....and champagne in the bedroom?

Oh yes, and room service in the morning :) Make sure to put out the "Do Not Disturb," sign outside. We will be busy being uncivilized. :D

[ValerieNelson]

what's the difference?

i'm buying a product. cock and frozen pizza will taste the same whether i'm dressed in labels or not.

When I'm dressed casually, it seems when I'm hit on the most. Like for instance when I'm going grocery shopping. I'm not dressed to kill. So *Shrugs*

[RallyCola]

When I'm dressed casually, it seems when I'm hit on the most. Like for instance when I'm going grocery shopping. I'm not dressed to kill. So *Shrugs*

well, it might be that 1) you look more approachable in a "neutral" environment, 2) guys like a more down to earth look or 3) raw food makes guys hungry. i know i can't walk by the cookie aisle without getting a stiffy.

[Jericho]

Welcome back you crusty old reprobate. Are you well?


Thanks (I think(I'm out of practice)).
All is well.

[Brandi Boots]

".....Yeah, yeah
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly..........walking on the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print, pants outta control,
It's Red-Fu with the big ass fro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow"

This is the only acceptable gear.....period ;) And if you forget the GLOW, then you gotta go!

[DCFLYGUY]

I always try to dress business casual, being black I don't try to dress like a hood or thug. I know the white guys don't have that problem they always fly under the radar!!!