Becoming a Shemale ?

[Jamesfun]

I am Sooo feminine and I love crossdressing and clothes shopping with mu girliefriends and I love wearing all my lingerie ! Like how do you become a Shemale ?

[Nikka]

gotta love HungAngels!

[Jamesfun]

How comes ?

[Nicole Dupre]

Just take birth control pills. It's easy.

[Jamesfun]

How does that work ?

[Nicole Dupre]

How does that work ?
You chop them up and snort them, and in about 15 minutes all of your facial hair falls out and your chest turns into a pair of boobies. Don't do it at work tho'.

[Jamesfun]

awww do boobs actually eventually grow doing that ? And why not at work ?

[Nicole Dupre]

Yes, of course they do. What do you think birth control pills are? They're female hormones, silly.

And you don't do it at work because you won't have a bra handy.

[Nicole Dupre]

Just ask Natina. She can teach you everything.

[Jamesfun]

awww do the boobs grow quickly ? And awww I would just secretly wear a bra hehe

[Jamesfun]

Who is natina ?

[Nicole Dupre]

She is the transsexual den mother to all of us here on HA. She can teach you everything you need to know; even how to Krazy Glue your wiener so it looks like a vagina.

[fordly66]

Wow! You are not taking them serious are you?

Geesh, find the proper doctors and get on hormones and get electrolysis on body and facial hair. This is very painful by the way, so I've heard. Then after a few years after some breast developement from the hormones you can get breast augmentation. You should also let your hair on your head grow out but not totally necessary. Maybe you could get some other surgeries to help with some feminization like your forehead or nose or on your adams apple. Maybe even your cheeks or chin need some work done. Then you might need some work done on your bum, ooch! Spend around $200,000 and you will have a decent start and a ton of pain. Still want to be a shemale?

[noble1337]

Jamesfun is a weird name for a 50 year old fat guy... wonder why he chose that name...

[Jamesfun]

Awww well I dunno it sounds a lot but I love the idea and really like want too, and I'm like 20

[Merkurie]

You have to get a permission slip from everyone on HungAngels.

[Jamesfun]

Haha would you sign ?

[Merkurie]

You would have to give me something to remember you by.

[Jamesfun]

Like what ;) ?

[SammiValentine]

either testicle would be a sign of goodwill and commitment to the sisterhood

[AcadiaVeneer]

Nicole Dupree your hilarious! On a serious not tho, if your considering transitioning you should talk to a therapist. I personally did not do this. I called my local Hospital and made a appointment with the OBGYN department. in 2 weeks i was seen and started on testosterone blockers and then they made me and appointment with a endocrinologist that then requested i see a therapist. the therapist is supposed to see you for 3 months before giving you a letter approving hormone replacement therapy, but mine said he would write mine 20 mins into our first conversation. Most therapists fallow the "standards of care" for treating transsexuals tho and wont give you a letter for three months.

[hornymike]

this is too funny

[carl essex]

awwwww

[Rivz]

either testicle would be a sign of goodwill and commitment to the sisterhood


One Testicle that's all it takes...damn.

[Jamesfun]

ahahahaha

[Adore]

Dr Nicole Dupre thanks for the Hormones advice, I hope Jamesfun has Medical Insurance to cover the charge for the consultancy.

[Jamesfun]

Hehe :) what about just getting implants ?

[LibertyHarkness]

what happend to me was this ... i hooked up with a shemale a few years back and sucked her off and swalloed her cum ... all the shemale hormones in the cum turned me into a shemale within months :)

True story honestly guv :)

[Jamesfun]

I know that's a joke liberty ! Like I do know quite a bit about it I have read up on it a lot online

[LibertyHarkness]

hehe :) sounded good though eh .. i have had people actually ask that though ..is it ok for me to swallow your cum lol

[Jamesfun]

No way :O ? Even if there was some magic transforming power in it people should be wanting to drink it constantly :P

[Rivz]

hehe :) sounded good though eh .. i have had people actually ask that though ..is it ok for me to swallow your cum lol

I don't care if I did grow a pair of tits, I'd swallow your cum any day of the week ;)

[Nicole Dupre]

I know that's a joke liberty ! Like I do know quite a bit about it I have read up on it a lot online
So then why the hell did you ask us? lol

I don't encourage anyone to transition. Porn only offers the fun side of it. It looks great when you see us enjoying sex. But it's not always like that. The ones doing porn and doing well with escorting are the luckier ones. People want to fuck us and treat us fairly well, compared to some of the hideous freaks out there who make people cringe and who scare small children. I used to think I was cursed with GID? lol You want to see "cursed"? Go to a non sexworker TS site. That'll wake you up in a jiffy.

And do you want to hear some of the most deperessing stories ever? Go to one of those TS "drop-in groups" at any LGBT cener. That's where you hear all the stories about parents kicking their kids out of their houses and the broke young transsexuals selling their bodies out of desperation, and moving in with tweaked out sugar daddies. And mixed in, you see the old perverts trying to figure out why they still like to dress up like sissies and jerk off, and how it ruined their marriages. Oh, and let's not forget the old guys who retired and spent their pensions on bargain basement vaginoplasty. Ugghhh.

This forum is the Good Ship Lollipop compared to a lot of what happens to the TS "community". So I advise that you just jerk off in your mom's underwear and watch Ru Paul's Drag Race, unless you're a very focused, willful person. :2cent

[KimberlyBanxxx]

say it nicole lol
a guy recently sent me messages on Yahoo
first he was looking for a ts to date
then a week or two later he told me
he was crossdressing and having sex with men
and now he wants to transition because he likes being feminine and like cock
lol wtf!?

[RallyCola]

wow...just wow. this is the best thread i have read in days

[Nicole Dupre]

say it nicole lol
a guy recently sent me messages on Yahoo
first he was looking for a ts to date
then a week or two later he told me
he was crossdressing and having sex with men
and now he wants to transition because he likes being feminine and like cock
lol wtf!?
I know. Don't you just love guys like that? ;-) lol

[Mayrah]

So then why the hell did you ask us? lol

I don't encourage anyone to transition. Porn only offers the fun side of it. It looks great when you see us enjoying sex. But it's not always like that. The ones doing porn and doing well with escorting are the luckier ones. People want to fuck us and treat us fairly well, compared to some of the hideous freaks out there who make people cringe and who scare small children. I used to think I was cursed with GID? lol You want to see "cursed"? Go to a non sexworker TS site. That'll wake you up in a jiffy.

And do you want to hear some of the most deperessing stories ever? Go to one of those TS "drop-in groups" at any LGBT cener. That's where you hear all the stories about parents kicking their kids out of their houses and the broke young transsexuals selling their bodies out of desperation, and moving in with tweaked out sugar daddies. And mixed in, you see the old perverts trying to figure out why they still like to dress up like sissies and jerk off, and how it ruined their marriages. Oh, and let's not forget the old guys who retired and spent their pensions on bargain basement vaginoplasty. Ugghhh.

This forum is the Good Ship Lollipop compared to a lot of what happens to the TS "community". So I advise that you just jerk off in your mom's underwear and watch Ru Paul's Drag Race, unless you're a very focused, willful person. :2cent

When i started to transition, my shrink said that i had to go to these meetings... When i looked it up about it online and saw the pictures they took, i only saw unattractive people around the ages of 40 and 60. Noway was i going to go to these meetings when there isnt one young attractive person that i can relate too..

[Nicole Dupre]

I've been to a total of 3.

One was in Manhattan. That was actually the best one, but there was guy trying to get Section 8 housing from the city, trying to pull a Klinger. Other freaks like married CDs in bad blue eye shadow too, but the Section 8 guy stood out the most. There were at least some of what I consider to be real transsexuals at that one.

Then one in Boca Raton. That had the saddest young TS ever there. She was very pretty, but very young. Her crackhead family threw her out for being TS at the age of 16. She was living in her beat up old car, and was about to move onto some old dude's boat. The people running that meeting were this screwed weird couple; a 50 something yr old GG and her 22 yr old TS GF. The TS GF was trying to launch a career in standup comedy and told lots of shitty jokes. The rest were late transitioners who were not very friendly.

And then the last was in Ft Lauderdale. There were about 6 or 7 old train wrecks who had just got SRS that year, trying to dominate ALL the conversations about how womanly their new 4K pussys made them feel. OMG. I wanted to barf. They were almost all married for years, and they all suddenly got this brainstorm to transition and get pussys. They all had absolutely no chance of ever passing. And then there was me and 2 or 3 other TS escorts there. lol What a mess. lol

[jaxqt28]

hehe :) sounded good though eh .. i have had people actually ask that though ..is it ok for me to swallow your cum lol
It is more than ok, it is a requisite. Am I right? :banana: