Street Prostitute Q & A

[buttslinger]

How much do a street ho cost?

[NatashaLover]

LOLOLOLOLOL :) :)
Hooking for Dummies 101

[traLika]

Phew, you ask a lot of questions!

OK, well, here goes...

How much should a street whore charge for a blowjob, anal sex, or a half and half?
A: Anything from 1 cent to $1m

Is it a good idea to blow a street whore without a condom?
A: Yes. Better unsafe than sorry!

Should I swallow?
A: Of course

What are the chances of getting robbed?
A: 100%

Or arrested? ( I doubt the police have many tranny undercover agents)
A: 100%

Do all trannys carry knives?
A: No, some carry pistols.

Should I carry a weapon?
A: Yes, bring a shot gun, a taser and three grenades

Are all street prostitutes hardcore drug addicts?
A: Yes, of course

What about AIDs?
A: Yup, they've all got that too

Can a drugged out street whore get an erection?
A: Only if you blow her for 5 hours

If so, how many times could she receive oral sex in one night?
A: 270,395 times

Is racism a problem with the street whore crowd?
A: Only in Argentina

Should I carry a dummy wallet with no credit cards and little cash?
A: No. Bring all your worldly possessions with you.

Is there a pill or mouthwash that I should take after dating a street whore that would minimize chances of getting AIDs or STDs?
A: An aspirin should do the job

Should I pick up the mild mannered looking chubby tranny, or the big tittied, dangerous looking TORRID ho?
A: Go for torrid. Must be smelly too!

Is there a way I should act with her? friendly or all business?
A: Just stroll on up and say: "Let's fuucckkk, duuude!"

Hope this helps. :shrug

[Willie Escalade]

The answer is yes.

[Dino Velvet]

Street hookers are fun as Hell. Go for it. Life is an adventure.

[Will Riker]

LOLOLOLOLOL :) :)
Hooking for Dummies 101

LOL!!!!!!!! Are you serious? I´ll die and I´ll won´t see it all!!!!!!!!!!

[bubbski]

When one leaves me as much of an opening as this, I must jump in!!!


How much should a street whore charge for a blowjob, anal sex, or a half and half? As much as she can get. This is a market economy, if you are in the USA

Is it a good idea to blow a street whore without a condom? Is it a good idea to step in front of a speeding train? Your mileage my vary!

Should I swallow? If you are hungry or thirsty, why not stop for some fast food before cruising the stroll.

What are the chances of getting robbed? Depends on your exact location...In Singapore, your chance of being robbed in a street prostitution transaction are less than 10%

Or arrested? ( I doubt the police have many tranny undercover agents): In Singapore, your chances of being arrested surpass 100%

Do all trannys carry knives? Depends on whether your nickname for a tranny penis is "Shemale Knife", in which case, yes...they do. Otherwise, your mileage may vary

Should I carry a weapon? Depends on whether your nickname for your penis is "Weapon of Ass Destruction", in which case, yes...you should.

Are all street prostitutes hardcore drug addicts? No, not 100% of them. Some are just out for a night of drug free danger and an adrenaline rush, but the FBI doesn't maintain a database of the ratio between the two extremes

What about AIDs? What about it? Recent studies show it's yet to be eradicated. See Speeding train analogy above

Can a drugged out street whore get an erection? Eventually. Might not be the night you invite them into your vehicle

If so, how many times could she receive oral sex in one night? I asked Siri this question on my iPhone 4S, and her answer was "unknowable".

Is racism a problem with the street whore crowd? No more than in the US Republican Party - Tea Party Division.

Should I carry a dummy wallet with no credit cards and little cash? If you are in the 99% in the USA, you are already doing this.

Is there a pill or mouthwash that I should take after dating a street whore that would minimize chances of getting AIDs or STDs? Yes, the new Scope with Strychnine. Swirl vigourously in your mouth and then swallow

Should I pick up the mild mannered looking chubby tranny, or the big tittied, dangerous looking TORRID ho? Make sure you sign onto http://WHATSMYTYPEOFHO.COM (http://whatsmytypeofho.com/) before your adventure.

Is there a way I should act with her? friendly or all business? If you want to get the GFE, you've got to give the GFE. There is nothing better than cuddling with a street prostitute at Hunt's Point on a cold February night. Oh wait, there is something better, getting caught by HBO cameras and being immortalized for time immortal.


THANK YOU

This is satire and not meant to be as informational as say...Wikipedia!

[Erika1487]

I cannot find a thread on this forum that covers the very important guidelines about the ins and outs and do's and don'ts of dating a STREET WHORE. I would think that this is the crowd who would know. For example:
How much should a street whore charge for a blowjob, anal sex, or a half and half?
Is it a good idea to blow a street whore without a condom?
Should I swallow?
What are the chances of getting robbed?
Or arrested? ( I doubt the police have many tranny undercover agents)
Do all trannys carry knives?
Should I carry a weapon?
Are all street prostitutes hardcore drug addicts?
What about AIDs?
Can a drugged out street whore get an erection?
If so, how many times could she receive oral sex in one night?
Is racism a problem with the street whore crowd?
Should I carry a dummy wallet with no credit cards and little cash?
Is there a pill or mouthwash that I should take after dating a street whore that would minimize chances of getting AIDs or STDs?
Should I pick up the mild mannered looking chubby tranny, or the big tittied, dangerous looking TORRID ho?
Is there a way I should act with her? friendly or all business?
You get the idea- I sincerely hope that all of you with experience will chime in, I'm very interesting in doing this and very nervous. THANK YOU

:dead-1: Honestly if you have that many questions, maybe not the best idea to pick up street walkers. Your best bet is to pound the hell out of Backpage for the $100 fix..

[NatashaLover]

LOL love this thread

[bubbski]

Natasha:

Escribi mi parte nada mas para hacerte divertir. Beso!

[Prospero]

Tralika - you are a wicked person

[Stavros]

I cannot find a thread on this forum that covers the very important guidelines about the ins and outs and do's and don'ts of dating a STREET WHORE. I would think that this is the crowd who would know.

Curious that in the last 7 days this topic has suddenly become popular -I don't know much about the street scene in the USA, the old haunts in Manhattan seem to have been cleaned out; I guess there are still girls on the street in the Tenderloin in San Francisco, and Sta Mca Blvd in LA, but other than taking maximum caution the obious thing to do is use your common sense....the mere idea that Buttslinger thinks a weapon is necessary strikes me as an invitation to a beheading. I made the mistake once of confronting someone who had robbed me, and had mace sprayed in my eyes, had I pulled out a knife in response, I would probably not be here, not all in one piece anyway. These days there are some many alternatives, but I guess its a matter of choice.

[runningdownthatdream]

Curious that in the last 7 days this topic has suddenly become popular -I don't know much about the street scene in the USA, the old haunts in Manhattan seem to have been cleaned out; I guess there are still girls on the street in the Tenderloin in San Francisco, and Sta Mca Blvd in LA, but other than taking maximum caution the obious thing to do is use your common sense....the mere idea that Buttslinger thinks a weapon is necessary strikes me as an invitation to a beheading. I made the mistake once of confronting someone who had robbed me, and had mace sprayed in my eyes, had I pulled out a knife in response, I would probably not be here, not all in one piece anyway. These days there are some many alternatives, but I guess its a matter of choice.

Somehow the idea of you confronting someone seems..........quaint.....I mean what did you did you do with your cloak and tophat!? I can't decide between you as V or as the Count of Monte Cristo.........

[NatashaLover]

Natasha:

Escribi mi parte nada mas para hacerte divertir. Beso!


mmmm gracias pues me rei mucho, gracias por el besito.

[NatashaLover]

Tralika - you are a wicked person
I LOVE your avatar!!!!! soooo cuteeeeeeeee OMG

[tskitana]

why dont you just read good reviewed girls and go for them.
nothing simpler than that i think. ;)
a phone call is much easier, than cruising around in a dark street ;)

[benfromchicago]

where are the tranny hookers in chicago at?

[alpha2117]

How much should a street whore charge for a blowjob, anal sex, or a half and half? For me nothing for anyone else whatever the hell they are silly enough to pay
Is it a good idea to blow a street whore without a condom? I was going to make a joke but it's unlikely to be funnier than the question
Should I swallow? When drinking alcohol yes, sperm not so much - I will leave urine to your own discretion
What are the chances of getting robbed? Between 0 and 100% given your questions I'd say you are nearing the 100%.
Or arrested? ( I doubt the police have many tranny undercover agents) - I'm sure you are hoping for her to use her nightstick on you anyway and inside you'll get to suck as much cock as you like for free
Do all trannys carry knives? You have been watching too many movies - anyway trannys prefer small calibre handguns
Should I carry a weapon? Statistics prove you are more likely to be killed by your own weapon than anyone elses in your case that may perhaps not be a bad outcome
Are all street prostitutes hardcore drug addicts? WTF ... No ...GG street girls tend that way but with trannys plenty are just in it for the cash ... oh and the blow or meth, maybe a little horse or special K or E.
What about AIDs? Refuse to make a joke about this
Can a drugged out street whore get an erection? Depends on the drug now doesn't it?
If so, how many times could she receive oral sex in one night? Ahhh Blue pills
Is racism a problem with the street whore crowd? Yes all street trannys are complete racists ... most belong to the KKK, especiully the black ones.
Should I carry a dummy wallet with no credit cards and little cash? No that will make it much more difficult for people to steal from you ... have you never heard the saying a fool and their money are soon parted ... how can you be parted if you make it difficult? Instead of picking your pocket they will have to knife you and then search for the real money
Is there a pill or mouthwash that I should take after dating a street whore that would minimize chances of getting AIDs or STDs? Sulfuric Acid should do the trick
Should I pick up the mild mannered looking chubby tranny, or the big tittied, dangerous looking TORRID ho? The chubby chick will probably shoot you in the stomach, the angry looking chick will just beat you to death with her cock ... go with the beating it's more fun
Is there a way I should act with her? friendly or all business? Use the words Sir and Mister a lot, they love that level of respect

By the way the questions could only have been designed to get these sort of answers as a joke right ... right?

[traLika]

Tralika - you are a wicked person


Just tryin' to help... :evil: :smile:

[traLika]

I LOVE your avatar!!!!! soooo cuteeeeeeeee OMG


Aw, thanks. Love yours too Natasha!

EDIT: Oops, I just realised you were talking to Prospero, lol!

[yukon miner]

Sometimes a street tranny looks like J-lo from across the street,sometimes she has a huge cock,sometimes they smell like meth and no sleep,most of the time its wack,I pay $100 for street girls,I always blow them with a condom.I like to take them to my motel,rarely go to there pad,if its east of vine.
Its better to go to Eros and pick a pro in the afternoon is 2-3 hun,oral in a car sucks,cops could get you, can't relax,,,,sometimes I change it up and get a thai gay massage at a punks house in hollywood,I love trannys the best but its relaxing to get a swedish massage from a fem asian thai boy ,they have huge cocks,if only I could convince then to wear drag....Miner

[Prospero]

This thread is pretty funny

[Stavros]

Somehow the idea of you confronting someone seems..........quaint.....I mean what did you did you do with your cloak and tophat!? I can't decide between you as V or as the Count of Monte Cristo.........

Quaint seems an odd word, reckless more appropriate -I learned never to confront a thief like that again. I wonder if it is incidents like this in the rooms that can result in a girl being killed, so on one level its actually a serious topic.

[Prospero]

Stavros wrote: "...so on one level its actually a serious topic."

Yes but the opening premise was so clearly intended to be ludicrous that it is hard to take anything in this thread with more than a pinch of salt.

[ILoveBrazilianPenis]

Phew, you ask a lot of questions!

OK, well, here goes...

How much should a street whore charge for a blowjob, anal sex, or a half and half?
A: Anything from 1 cent to $1m

Is it a good idea to blow a street whore without a condom?
A: Yes. Better unsafe than sorry!

Should I swallow?
A: Of course

What are the chances of getting robbed?
A: 100%

Or arrested? ( I doubt the police have many tranny undercover agents)
A: 100%

Do all trannys carry knives?
A: No, some carry pistols.

Should I carry a weapon?
A: Yes, bring a shot gun, a taser and three grenades

Are all street prostitutes hardcore drug addicts?
A: Yes, of course

What about AIDs?
A: Yup, they've all got that too

Can a drugged out street whore get an erection?
A: Only if you blow her for 5 hours

If so, how many times could she receive oral sex in one night?
A: 270,395 times

Is racism a problem with the street whore crowd?
A: Only in Argentina

Should I carry a dummy wallet with no credit cards and little cash?
A: No. Bring all your worldly possessions with you.

Is there a pill or mouthwash that I should take after dating a street whore that would minimize chances of getting AIDs or STDs?
A: An aspirin should do the job

Should I pick up the mild mannered looking chubby tranny, or the big tittied, dangerous looking TORRID ho?
A: Go for torrid. Must be smelly too!

Is there a way I should act with her? friendly or all business?
A: Just stroll on up and say: "Let's fuucckkk, duuude!"

Hope this helps. :shrug

The chances of getting robbed and arrested says I should say no to this, but the blowing her with out the condom says I should say yes. Then theres alwyas the AIDS but I'll make sure to bring some asprin. All in all it sounds worth it.

[Prospero]

Sorry Buttslinger - really assumed you were winding us up. Can't help at all.

[Stavros]

In my time with female prostitutes I was arrested once for disorderly conduct . Twice I came close to getting busted with large amounts of cocaine in my car. Dozens of times I had "encounters" with cops. Twice I was forcibly robbed, each time by three unarmed black youths who had me cornered on their turf. The second time I negotiated the return of my wallet and credit cards. Once I got a bad case of Gonnorhea.
I spent most of my money in the all-nude strip bars that were popular at that time in D. C. I stole every cent I spent there from my crappy job, and I never had sex sober once down there. It was a different life. A high life.
None in the prostitutes down there were in in for sex, it was always about drugs. At the end it was mostly about drugs for me too, holed up in a motel room or apartment getting high. As I begain to know the hos personally, it kinda took the fun and danger out of it, it was very much a hit or miss time, I dated super hot chicks and I dated skags. Being drunk the whole time was both good and bad.
Like I said, my only experiences with men were cross dressing man-whores who were incredibly rude and pushy. I'm not even sure they had real "shemales" back then. If they did I wasn't interested. So my purpose here is not to amuse anyone, I'm hoping to learn as MUCH AS I CAN about dating trannys from those WHO ACTUALLY HAVE dated trannys. Others need not respond unless they have real questions. Has anyone on this site actually dated a trans-sexual street whore?

Given the experiences you describe, and I assume you are now older and wiser, I find it hard to believe you want to date in your language 'a trans-sexual street whore' -there are plenty of posts in HA on dating escorts, none of which reach a consensus -if you want a more meaningful relationship, I suggest you either go to clubs where you can meet people, have a drink maybe a dance, and Relate with a capital R; or try online dating; or visit escorts; why you still want to hang around street corners I fail to understand. Life can be easier and less hazardous, surely?

[NatashaLover]

Aw, thanks. Love yours too Natasha!

EDIT: Oops, I just realised you were talking to Prospero, lol!

LOL you know I like yours too, but what kind of music is your kitty listening to? hope is not hip hop

[martin48]

"How much should a street whore charge for a blowjob, anal sex, or a half and half?"

I am still stuck on the first question. What's "half a BJ and half an anal"?

Please explain with diagrams if possible.

[Dino Velvet]

I always figured Half & Half and Round The World pretty much the same difference just costs less. Kinda like falling for a "VIP Rate".

[traLika]

what kind of music is your kitty listening to? hope is not hip hop


He hates hip hop! He's also useless at catching mice - just listens to techno and trance all day. The hi-hats are driving me mad.:pissed:

Anybody wanna buy a cat? :praying:

[Stavros]

Yes, I am an old geezer, My perfect match is a fat, fifty year old BAG! Truthfully, they are the only people I can have a meaningful serious conversation with. THAT'S why I want to fuck a "trans-sexual street whore!"]
A fifty year old dude looking to score in a bar or on a dating site is the most pathetic creature on earth. I want to use that to my advantage. I have never sucked dick in my life, and to be honest, when it came right down to it, I'm not sure I could. I'm not sure if it would be exciting or terrifying.
I know this topic is ridiculous, but I cannot believe I couldn't find one thread that dealt with this topic seriously. I know there are no rules, that why it is so important that the lunatic fringe chime in here.
I was more afraid that no-one would respond to this thread more than that people would laugh at it. I didn't know what to write in my one shot, so I threw out lots of stuff that people might respond to. But not one person has said that.....
.

I can't help it if you are that self-conscious about going to clubs and bars, it doesn't stop a lot of men, though if your perfect match is a fat, fifty year old BAG! You might want to try the WayOut club or Stunners, although most of the 'old bags' called Dave Mike or Eric will be in a little black dress (or just stilettoes in Stunners)...you could just save up some money and go to Thailand where the size of your wallet is more important than the size of your belly, there are girls boys and girlboys in clubs, streets, on the beach, in shopping malls -its all there if you want it; I just don't get your angst.

[Prospero]

I think Buttslinger would have to fly to the UK first to visit the clubs Stavros. I think (but maybe wrong) that he is in the USA.

[SammiValentine]

lol i just got myself new tesco trolley and fitted a small black and deckeer lawnmoer engine+sihgle mattress- so i can now zoom around the streets easier, in comfort=better profit.

brrrm brrrmrmm

[atoy]

sammi that's pretty fucking funny.