Want ts gf soo bad i let one get away

[finalfantasy9]

So ive gotten with escorts before im 18 but i am now visiting brazil went to a gay bar with lesbian cousin and her girlfriend met a beautiful ts couldnt tell if she was actually a girl at first until she hinted hooked up with her got really drunk 9 am she invites me to her house "to sleepwith her" im in the middle of a ghetto no phone have no idea where i am ask cousin for phone or her number she refused cause ghetto i know now im heart broken "super horny" got with an escort immediately the day after but still i think could of sucked that girl all night long now im prob gonna go for the 2 escort special here in Brazil but im loosing my mind

[HbgDon]

That is one helluva a sentence. Not that it's a sentence. Anyone want to clarify what he's talking about?

[MdR Dave]

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

[maxpower]

Punctuation is your friend.

[Dino Velvet]

Don't let your organs get harvested.

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[Paladin]

So ive gotten with escorts before im 18 but i am now visiting brazil went to a gay bar with lesbian cousin and her girlfriend met a beautiful ts couldnt tell if she was actually a girl at first until she hinted hooked up with her got really drunk 9 am she invites me to her house "to sleepwith her" im in the middle of a ghetto no phone have no idea where i am ask cousin for phone or her number she refused cause ghetto i know now im heart broken "super horny" got with an escort immediately the day after but still i think could of sucked that girl all night long now im prob gonna go for the 2 escort special here in Brazil but im loosing my mind

When you learn English, try re-posting your drivel in that language...

[Ineeda SM]

That is one helluva a sentence. Not that it's a sentence. Anyone want to clarify what he's talking about?

I think it's a sentance but it's a paragraph too. Or maybe a sentance that's as long as a paragraph. But I couldn't read it all in one breath. I had to stop twice to breathe, and I still don't get it.

[bubbski]

So ive gotten with escorts before im 18 but i am now visiting brazil went to a gay bar with lesbian cousin and her girlfriend met a beautiful ts couldnt tell if she was actually a girl at first until she hinted hooked up with her got really drunk 9 am she invites me to her house "to sleepwith her" im in the middle of a ghetto no phone have no idea where i am ask cousin for phone or her number she refused cause ghetto i know now im heart broken "super horny" got with an escort immediately the day after but still i think could of sucked that girl all night long now im prob gonna go for the 2 escort special here in Brazil but im loosing my mind

I've placed this text in the google-ator, put it back into it's native portuguese, and then reconstituted it into the Queen's English: See if this helps!

So, I've consorted with escorts until celebrating my eighteenth birthday. By happenstance, I was recently visiting Brazil and attended a gay bar with the relative of a friend.

As the evening progressed, I made the acquaintance of a unclockable transgender, who hinted at her real "equipment"! I threw caution to the wind, got extremely intoxicated, and ended up accepting her invitation to accompany her home!

Except that her home is in the middle of a "favela", one of the notoriously dangerous neighbourhoods in Brazilian cities, and not only that, I haven't a phone (and even if I did, it would have done me no good, as I neglected to get my cousin's number). What a wanker I can be!

I did have my Lord Nelson compass from my days in the Army Cadet Force, and the strong British genetic makeup that permitted us to colonise so many far-off lands, so I skillfully navigated my way out of the dangerous surroundings, and back to my host's home.

But here is my dilemma: My heart has been broken by the comely young transgender lass. I've tried other prostitutes, but none compare to the woman I met that night.

I'll probably end up taking some strange Amazon psychedelic root to take my mind off of her, which will either end up distracting me...or causing me to write pages and pages of incomprehensible gibberish, worsened by my lack of punctuation and complete non-use of the return key...

And so it comes down to this question: Am I gay?

[MdR Dave]

LOL! I believe that's 1000 internets to bubbski.

[Will Riker]

LOL!!!!! What? Beg your pardon...? Where are you Bubbski from, anyway? Write in you native language, pls. Maybe some fella understands and can translate. I´m really curious now.

[bubbski]

I am a citizen of the world.

I repeat: Eu sou um cidadão do mundo
To Be Clear: Soy un ciudadano del mundo
To put it another way: Aš esu pasaulio pilietis
Diplomatically said: Je suis un citoyen du monde
When speaking as a Coast Guard Commander: Io sono un cittadino del mondo, cazzo!

[Chuck]

I've placed this text in the google-ator, put it back into it's native portuguese, and then reconstituted it into the Queen's English: See if this helps!

So, I've consorted with escorts until celebrating my eighteenth birthday. By happenstance, I was recently visiting Brazil and attended a gay bar with the relative of a friend.

As the evening progressed, I made the acquaintance of a unclockable transgender, who hinted at her real "equipment"! I threw caution to the wind, got extremely intoxicated, and ended up accepting her invitation to accompany her home!

Except that her home is in the middle of a "favela", one of the notoriously dangerous neighbourhoods in Brazilian cities, and not only that, I haven't a phone (and even if I did, it would have done me no good, as I neglected to get my cousin's number). What a wanker I can be!

I did have my Lord Nelson compass from my days in the Army Cadet Force, and the strong British genetic makeup that permitted us to colonise so many far-off lands, so I skillfully navigated my way out of the dangerous surroundings, and back to my host's home.

But here is my dilemma: My heart has been broken by the comely young transgender lass. I've tried other prostitutes, but none compare to the woman I met that night.

I'll probably end up taking some strange Amazon psychedelic root to take my mind off of her, which will either end up distracting me...or causing me to write pages and pages of incomprehensible gibberish, worsened by my lack of punctuation and complete non-use of the return key...

And so it comes down to this question: Am I gay?




I need this google-ator app for my Android. Does it work on incomprehensible text messages too?

[Chuck]

Seriously though, I hope that Final Fantasy 9 is OK and this did not end up actually being his final fantasy.

[Will Riker]

LOL!!!!! What? Beg your pardon...? Where are you Bubbski from, anyway? Write in you native language, pls. Maybe some fella understands and can translate. I´m really curious now.

The question goes to Finalfantasy9 and not as I posted before.

Sorry about that Bubbski. You did it well.

regards

[finalfantasy9]

Riker i lived in the us of a most my life then in brazil for 2 years

Fluent in both languages

For those who dont understand i had the chance to fuck a tranny for free, but because of no cell phone, money ect. Could not go to the ghetto

I then freaked out got, with an escort next day, but now am extremely freakin horny and frakin out. So.. I wrote on this site dont ask i dont know why still freaking out

[mealticket]

umm just go to the bar again, she probably goes there a lot

[finalfantasy9]

Its really far from where i live i have her number but i dont know if im gonna call her, it was kinda in the moment you know...

[Chuck]

You have her number? And you're putting yourself through all if this?!?!?! There are quite a few words in the english language that describe you at this moment.

[Dkg]

Chuck, I could tihnk of a few.....but seriously, why don't you have a cell phone? or at least your cousin's friends phone number?? sounds like you screwed yourself on this one

[mealticket]

okay so you are complaining that you missed out on a beautiful girl but you have her number? dude call her, if not stop complaining...either you want to fuck this beautiful ts or not...

[Silcc69]

Wow this was an incredible read.

[Tiffany Starr]

I need one too. I am going on a date with a lovely girl in LA very soon. I hope things work out. Also I love your name finalfantasy9, that was my second favorite final fantasy.

[Mayrah]

I need one too. I am going on a date with a lovely girl in LA very soon. I hope things work out. Also I love your name finalfantasy9, that was my second favorite final fantasy.

Which one is your first?

[Tiffany Starr]

Which one is your first?

probably X, after X-2 things started to go downhill. I can't wait for the HD version of FFX with trophies! I may get it for the Vita

[Will Riker]

finalfantasy9, qual é o seu problema, afinal? ela mora onde? no cu do mundo? será tão difícil ligar pra ela?

Dá uma luz aí, pois na verdade ninguém entendeu porra nenhuma.

[finalfantasy9]

Forget it i met another who let me sleep at her house wow feel like a retard

[Dino Velvet]

Thanks for posting so we know you're still with the living. Don't get too far cut off from civilization.

[finalfantasy9]

Met another one at the beach

[Richctdude]

I've placed this text in the google-ator, put it back into it's native portuguese, and then reconstituted it into the Queen's English: See if this helps!

So, I've consorted with escorts until celebrating my eighteenth birthday. By happenstance, I was recently visiting Brazil and attended a gay bar with the relative of a friend.

As the evening progressed, I made the acquaintance of a unclockable transgender, who hinted at her real "equipment"! I threw caution to the wind, got extremely intoxicated, and ended up accepting her invitation to accompany her home!

Except that her home is in the middle of a "favela", one of the notoriously dangerous neighbourhoods in Brazilian cities, and not only that, I haven't a phone (and even if I did, it would have done me no good, as I neglected to get my cousin's number). What a wanker I can be!

I did have my Lord Nelson compass from my days in the Army Cadet Force, and the strong British genetic makeup that permitted us to colonise so many far-off lands, so I skillfully navigated my way out of the dangerous surroundings, and back to my host's home.

But here is my dilemma: My heart has been broken by the comely young transgender lass. I've tried other prostitutes, but none compare to the woman I met that night.

I'll probably end up taking some strange Amazon psychedelic root to take my mind off of her, which will either end up distracting me...or causing me to write pages and pages of incomprehensible gibberish, worsened by my lack of punctuation and complete non-use of the return key...

And so it comes down to this question: Am I gay?



lol very funny

[killkenny]

probably X, after X-2 things started to go downhill. I can't wait for the HD version of FFX with trophies! I may get it for the Vita

yh HD FFX will be kool but i think they should do FFX, FFX-2 n FFXII hd collection. i mean xii it plays like an MMO so does feel like an ff game but still is gd. But vi is the best then vii.