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Jamie French
01-29-2012, 10:58 PM
You'll never look like a real duck no matter how much you moosh 'em out like that.

Just stop it.

Post duck face photos that make you want to punch your computer monitor...

Instead, we'll all just point and laugh together. It's healthier on the fists.

AmyDaly
01-29-2012, 11:05 PM
Hey if a girl identifies as a Duck, who are you to tell her she can't be a duck. I am for Duck inclusion on the LGBT spectrum. LGBTD I am for.

Nicole Dupre
01-29-2012, 11:15 PM
So what about beards showing in your av when you're a CD? Prison sex much, dude? Lol

evilernie
01-29-2012, 11:15 PM
lol.. I never quite get why either. I prefer a smile over the duck pout any day.

rockabilly
01-29-2012, 11:32 PM
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then it must be a duck.

Jamie French
01-29-2012, 11:38 PM
So, I'm to understand that ya'll actually like the duck face thing? It doesn't look like 9 kinds of douche to ya'll? Ok, I'll concede... Maybe I'm too old - is it an inside joke? What's the appeal? I'd really like to know 'cause whenever I see it I just want to puncture the offending face with a broken anything bottle.

Nicole Dupre
01-29-2012, 11:44 PM
Maybe CDs just don't get TS's needs, and the risks they take on their journey. Maybe... "y'all".

Teydyn
01-29-2012, 11:48 PM
You are right, duckface looks retarded. If its a cute girl it MAY be overlooked, but still...

And ND, what is your problem? Oh right...

Jamie French
01-29-2012, 11:49 PM
Who are you and what are you talking about? Are you on the correct thread? I'm talking about people who make the duck face in photos... you know... this:

http://thechive.com/2011/11/21/let-no-duckface-go-unpunished-46-photos/

And what is this CD stuff? I've been on HRT for 6 months now... I guess you're new here. You'll figure it out. Welcome to H.A.!


Maybe CDs just don't get TS's needs, and the risks they take on their journey. Maybe... "y'all".

bte
01-30-2012, 12:06 AM
Duckfaces are horrible, but the girls on the link you posted are pretty hot. Soooo its forgiveable.

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 12:11 AM
I have sex for a living... hot chicks no longer have the same effect on me as they did back when I was just some schmo. Now all I see is personality and these chicks get the ax in my book.


Duckfaces are horrible, but the girls on the link you posted are pretty hot. Soooo its forgiveable.

MdR Dave
01-30-2012, 12:49 AM
Guys with duckface are just called "douchebags".

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 12:54 AM
Everyone with duck faces are called douchebags.

MdR Dave
01-30-2012, 12:59 AM
Everyone with duck faces are called douchebags.

Ha ha! In all fairness to the duck-douches of the world, those guys I posted are probably douchebags no matter what they do with their mouths.

soulRipp
01-30-2012, 01:05 AM
are yall talking about kelly shore and liberty harkness those are the only people i see who make those faces on here. i don't know why liberty do it but i got a idea why kelly do it.

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 01:05 AM
Agreed.


Ha ha! In all fairness to the duck-douches of the world, those guys I posted are probably douchebags no matter what they do with their mouths.

jerseyboy72
01-30-2012, 01:19 AM
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM4z8vRiljs&feature=fvsr

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 01:29 AM
I can not undo duck faces for anyone... I can only watch as people take a good hard look in the mirror, swallow a little pride and straighten out their own paths. Or lips. Or not.

jerseyboy72
01-30-2012, 01:32 AM
Duckfaces are horrible, but the girls on the link you posted are pretty hot. Soooo its forgiveable.

I have to agree with this.

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 01:35 AM
Ya'll are either still young or haven't been laid in awhile... this behavior defies excuse and should be punishable by fire... especially if you're hot.


I have to agree with this.

jerseyboy72
01-30-2012, 01:37 AM
Actually I'm 39 , and do quite well in the getting laid department.

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 01:45 AM
Then you're far too forgiving. DEATH to the duckface with complete abandon as to which skull it rests upon!

AN AX TO THE QUACK SETS US FREE FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE DOUCHE!

Erika1487
01-30-2012, 01:53 AM
Then you're far too forgiving. DEATH to the duckface with complete abandon as to which skull it rests upon!

AN AX TO THE QUACK SETS US FREE FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE DOUCHE!

^ This

Nicole Dupre
01-30-2012, 01:53 AM
So you're on hormones for 6 months but you're still sporting beard pics. What do you expect people to think? And why do I care if you yoi take 'mones. Why would I pay attention? Last time I paid attention to you, you were dissing transsexuals for beard removal. I distinctly remember the conversation you had with Allanah. It was beyond retarded. You were telling us about how you prefer to spend money on music equipment. Oh, and then the fake PM and the racism. So really, why would I be up on your life?

Oh, and where were YOU during the 30 pg thread dissing Kimber for having "duck lips".

Now put me back on ignore, and I'll do the same.

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 01:56 AM
Who? What? I'm pretty sure you have no idea what this thread is about. Go back and look at the photos and the links... you'll eventually catch on. I have faith in your abilities.


So you're on hormones for 6 months but you're still sporting beard pics. What do you expect people to think? And why do I care if you yoi take 'mones. Why would I pay attention? Last time I paid attention to you, you were dissing transsexuals for beard removal. I distinctly remember the conversation you had with Allanah. It was beyond retarded. You were telling us about how you prefer to spend money on music equipment. Oh, and then the fake PM and the racism. So really, why would I be up on your life?

Oh, and where were YOU during the 30 pg thread dissing Kimber for having "duck lips".

Now put me back on ignore, and I'll do the same.

jerseyboy72
01-30-2012, 01:59 AM
Then you're far too forgiving. DEATH to the duckface with complete abandon as to which skull it rests upon!

AN AX TO THE QUACK SETS US FREE FROM THE TYRANNY OF THE DOUCHE!

I think you would look sexy in a duckface pose, Jamie. LOL

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 02:01 AM
I would cut off mine own two lips with a rusty bolt cutter before that day ever came to pass.


I think you would look sexy in a duckface pose, Jamie. LOL

trish
01-30-2012, 02:05 AM
Funny thread. But you really should stop hating on Daisy. She's cute. Sorta. Isn't she?

Nicole Dupre
01-30-2012, 02:12 AM
So when are you removing all of these shameless facial hair photos? Take them all down and admit you've made a jackass out of yourself multiple times, and I'll consider paying closer attention to your bad sense of humor. That's the best I can do.

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 02:16 AM
If my photos are free of shame then what possible intensive would I have that I would ever take them down?
Let's keep going, I'm rendering video all night long and literally have nothin' better to do. You caught me in rare form!


So when are you removing all of these shameless facial hair photos? Take them all down and admit you've made a jackass out of yourself multiple times, Anderson I'll consider paying closer attention to your bad sense of humor. That's the best I can do.

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 02:21 AM
Daisy gets a pass. Daisy is a drawing of a duck.

Caveat:

If for whatever reason, Daisy made 'human lips', Daisy and I would have issues and I would be obligated to post all about it on this tranny porn board as our great nation's customs dictate.


Funny thread. But you really should stop hating on Daisy. She's cute. Sorta. Isn't she?

dezz
01-30-2012, 02:36 AM
isn't duck face supposed to make your cheek bones standout? i don't have to worry about that though, i have phenomenal bone structure :rolleyes: lol

LibertyHarkness
01-30-2012, 02:39 AM
i get duck lips when i smile ..as my cheeks are high.. also i cant do a open mouth smile

Personally i dont really give a fuck .. i am just me it just comes natural now to me .. its more a pout i have :) though lately i am better at not doing it ... also in real life i rarely do it in person as i am laughing mostly or grinning ...just in pictures i tend to do it lol

But mehhh whatever , its just porn at end of day who gives a fuck its just another dollar .

MdR Dave
01-30-2012, 02:44 AM
Lib- why can't you do an open mouth smile?

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 02:45 AM
Huh? Even if that somehow made sense... WHY would you do it? the trade off is you having to make a retarded douchebag face! Who is paying any attention to someone's cheek bones in a photograph ,when all they can think of is; " This person made this face on purpose, this person made this face on purpose, this person made this face on purpose,..... "


isn't duck face supposed to make your cheek bones standout? i don't have to worry about that though, i have phenomenal bone structure :rolleyes: lol

LibertyHarkness
01-30-2012, 02:46 AM
my mouth is shaped wrong ...i do them in real life when talking and moving , but it doesnt look good in porn , as obviously porn takes a snap shot of that split second ...it doesnt capture movement, sense ,feeling ...

once i have my final face tweaks i will be able to smile better open mouth .. but i am not really a smiley person never have and never will be ...i grin mostly... mostly its my eyes that tell my moods , my eyes change color quite dramatically and shape

LibertyHarkness
01-30-2012, 02:48 AM
reatarded to you jamie, not to many others, as i said personally i couldnt give a fuck what others think ..i do what i enjoy .. looking at many people on this site my duck face/pouts would be the least of my concerns if i was them ..

When someone is looking at porn they are not really bothered about face expressions in pictures as they are to busy jacking off to a video .

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 03:03 AM
A. I'm not talking about porn.

B. I'm not talking about people with nerve damage who can't control their face.

C. I'm exactly talking about douchebags who purposely make an ugly, obtuse and utterly obnoxious face. If it were an isolated incident then the thread would be without warrant - but it's a freakin' movement and I wanna see who's taking sides. It's a red flag and I'm taking my own free time today to point it out. I have that simple luxury to do so. It's a boring day and I'm in the mood to gripe about that kind of thing.

LibertyHarkness
01-30-2012, 03:05 AM
hey what ever floats your boats to get you through the day :) we all have our vices with passing boredom :)

dezz
01-30-2012, 03:35 AM
Huh? Even if that somehow made sense... WHY would you do it? the trade off is you having to make a retarded douchebag face! Who is paying any attention to someone's cheek bones in a photograph ,when all they can think of is; " This person made this face on purpose, this person made this face on purpose, this person made this face on purpose,..... "

it pulls your skin tighter and makes you looks skinnier, like model face. i never really thought people who look like they're having a hard time with their straw looked good, i was just throwing that out there lol

Willie Escalade
01-30-2012, 04:45 AM
When someone is looking at porn they are not really bothered about face expressions in pictures as they are to busy jacking off to a video .
Actually...I like your O face

TsJizelle
01-30-2012, 05:23 AM
hello I am retard! as thread states! no hate please
just wanted to flood this thread with retard pics!
love you all quack quack

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 05:26 AM
So, honestly now that I've got one on the line - why do you do it? Of all the different ways to look at a camera, of all the ways you could express some real personality, why the duck lips? I've been dying to hear it straight from the source.

GroobyKrissy
01-30-2012, 05:31 AM
Good lord... Jizelle is hot with any face, duck or otherwise. Actually, I suppose if it were otherwise, she wouldn't be Jizelle anymore and thus, no longer hot. But duck... I'll definitely take duck. Canada has been exporting some hot girls lately.

Yvonne183
01-30-2012, 05:32 AM
hello I am retard! as thread states! no hate please
just wanted to flood this thread with retard pics!
love you all quack quack

You're pics are not at all retarded,,, they're quite pretty.



Is duck lips the same as blow fish lips?

TsJizelle
01-30-2012, 05:32 AM
i have naturally full lips and like to pucker them out even more. and be honest...where in any of those photos does it really actually look that bad???
I always do funny faces in most of my photos, and this is just one of them. I think the "duck face" only works on some people and not on others..but overall I don't see it as retarded as you state

plus I dont' take myself so serious to not be silly and have fun with the camera

TsJizelle
01-30-2012, 05:37 AM
Good lord... Jizelle is hot with any face, duck or otherwise. Actually, I suppose if it were otherwise, she wouldn't be Jizelle anymore and thus, no longer hot. But duck... I'll definitely take duck. Canada has been exporting some hot girls lately.

thank you so much Krissy!!!! Canada has soo many hot girls, there's something in the water here I swear. But watch out for more and more girls coming out of Canada. I want to not be one of the only ones anymore hahaha


You're pics are not at all retarded,,, they're quite pretty.

Is duck lips the same as blow fish lips?

thank you yvonne..I'm not actually calling myself retarded, I'm just trying to lighten the mood a bit. so much hate on such silly things lately

duck lips, blow fish lips, DSL's, whatever you wanna call them they're all the same idea!

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 05:38 AM
Is everybody so hard up that they can actually see past the obnoxious expression? I'm not gonna get a straight answer from the offending parties and that's why I can't stand that face... there couldn't possibly be a fully developed person in that kind of brain, hence no candid answer, no real explanation. Just a shell - I just can't relate. It. looks. so. god. damn. stupid. And it's totally done on purpose.

Yvonne183
01-30-2012, 05:40 AM
thank you so much Krissy!!!! Canada has soo many hot girls, there's something in the water here I swear. But watch out for more and more girls coming out of Canada. I want to not be one of the only ones anymore hahaha



thank you yvonne..I'm not actually calling myself retarded, I'm just trying to lighten the mood a bit. so much hate on such silly things lately

duck lips, blow fish lips, DSL's, whatever you wanna call them they're all the same idea!

Ha ha,, I understood that you didn't really mean what you said. I had to comment on your pics being beautiful and nothing negative about them.

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 05:41 AM
Fuck it, there's photos for the kids to relate to, there's photos for the grown ups and I service the latter camp. That's all there is to it. I'm out. Ya'll wrap it up however you see fit.

TsJizelle
01-30-2012, 05:50 AM
hahahahahaha you start a threat, get someone who actually does what you are saying you hate and then from the first response you quit out on the whole thing.

its a fucking face like who cares!?!?!?!?!

there's something yes child like about the whole face, but perhaps that's part of the whole appeal is that "teenage" "youth" feel about it. and as someone else touched base on, it does contour my face and accent my lips even more, which there's no complaining from me for it.

GroobyKrissy
01-30-2012, 05:51 AM
OK, on a straight answer thing...

I think everyone has poses and expressions that they repeat over and over again, and that look silly from time to time. For me it is the bending over pose in my avatar. I remember some time ago when Amy was doing the 'one eye' thing behind her bangs. Kimber did the straight on, looking up pose to death. As it is part of my actual job to browse shoots, I'm pretty sure I could recognize just about anyone from silhouettes of their shoots... which would actually be a fun little game to play.

Anyway, I think people just get comfortable with one look and go back to it time and time again without thinking. There are really only so many ways to pose the human body. I don't think it is a bad thing at all... just different things for different people. One pose / look will be 'in' one day, and out the next. Blue Steel doesn't work for everyone.

MdR Dave
01-30-2012, 05:53 AM
hello I am retard! as thread states! no hate please
just wanted to flood this thread with retard pics!
love you all quack quack
Nice try- but you're just sexy.

Maybe you should post some tail pics. . .

SXFX
01-30-2012, 05:54 AM
She cute I don't care if she has ass lips!

TsJizelle
01-30-2012, 05:54 AM
was looking through my phone and like the lip bite I do this face alittle too much hahahaha
just some more pics to throw in the mix!

Kevin Dong
01-30-2012, 05:55 AM
will read again

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 06:01 AM
Seriously, that's not it at all, I'm an adult. I'm not trolling... the look is completely indicative of the kind of person who flashes it, so much so that I don't have to hear from more than one. It's a window into personality type. In other words, "It's a Jersey thing." Ya catch my drift? It's the wrong kind of fun, it speaks of fast times and bad decisions... it's a look that serves as a window into a world that has made people like me queasy our entire lives. Unearned attention and admiration. Cockiness with no underlying self sacrifice... just pure, unadulterated, entitled youth culture. It's a toxic way to be and it pegs you as that for anybody who has two brain cells to rub together. A look speaks volumes and only those who have spent their boner and look at it with a clear mind will see it. I'd ask you to retire the look, but you're the one that has to live with your work, not me. Best of luck.


hahahahahaha you start a threat, get someone who actually does what you are saying you hate and then from the first response you quit out on the whole thing.

its a fucking face like who cares!?!?!?!?!

there's something yes child like about the whole face, but perhaps that's part of the whole appeal is that "teenage" "youth" feel about it. and as someone else touched base on, it does contour my face and accent my lips even more, which there's no complaining from me for it.

TsJizelle
01-30-2012, 07:01 AM
well the saying goes, don't judge a book by it's cover

the look may have rooted from tough guys, egomaniacs, overly cocky and self assure people but does it mean that's how I apply to myself no. is that the way I see it, no.

we all have different personas in which we want to present ourselves with. I think you're looking wayy too deep into this. I will agree I've seen enough girls from working in the club industry taking camera pics doing the duck face that it looks stupid on some.

will a single face effect my career ...no...will certain demeanours effect my career..absolutely. a face or physical image only meerly reflects a bit of who I am, the rest comes from my presence and the way I engage with others.

and in no way am I reflective of the way you personify the "duck face", I come from humble beginnings and will stay that way.

I see it simply as a silly stupid goofy face.

MdR Dave
01-30-2012, 07:04 AM
Seriously, that's not it at all, I'm an adult. I'm not trolling... the look is completely indicative of the kind of person who flashes it, so much so that I don't have to hear from more than one. It's a window into personality type. In other words, "It's a Jersey thing." Ya catch my drift? It's the wrong kind of fun, it speaks of fast times and bad decisions... it's a look that serves as a window into a world that has made people like me queasy our entire lives. Unearned attention and admiration. Cockiness with no underlying self sacrifice... just pure, unadulterated, entitled youth culture. It's a toxic way to be and it pegs you as that for anybody who has two brain cells to rub together. A look speaks volumes and only those who have spent their boner and look at it with a clear mind will see it. I'd ask you to retire the look, but you're the one that has to live with your work, not me. Best of luck.

So many words. Most of them wrong. I'm with you on "duckface" but you lost me with the armchair analysis.

And psychobabble aside, there are different degrees of "duckface" (except for guys). I'd hardly put Jizelle's pouty thing in the same league as the pics that started this thread- it's more of an example of what those girls are aiming to achieve.

An opinion.

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 07:11 AM
Alrighty. I guess I'm just quackers.

Whamp wah.

BluegrassCat
01-30-2012, 07:19 AM
If Jizelle is a duck, then call me Elmer cuz it's fucking duck season.

MdR Dave
01-30-2012, 07:28 AM
Alrighty. I guess I'm just quackers.

Whamp wah.

You look good in black.

TsJizelle
01-30-2012, 07:37 AM
If Jizelle is a duck, then call me Elmer cuz it's fucking duck season.

I'm sowwy, Mr. Wabbit. I hope I didn't hurt you too much when I killed you.

true Elmer Fudd quote! hahahaha quack quack

fred41
01-30-2012, 08:33 AM
Wellll, for girls I think it's kind of a faddish, cutesy facebook type thing (kinda like the reverse peace sign to go along with it). I could live with it. Young girls are allowed to do barbie doll type stuff.

But when guys do it...it's totally dickish. No manhood. It looks like an over the top effort to pout and is inexcusable...lol.

MdR Dave
01-30-2012, 08:38 AM
(kinda like the reverse peace sign to go along with it.
Kind of funny when sorority girls start throwing up deuces!

They're so gangsta.

Yvonne183
01-30-2012, 04:38 PM
Seriously, that's not it at all, I'm an adult. I'm not trolling... the look is completely indicative of the kind of person who flashes it, so much so that I don't have to hear from more than one. It's a window into personality type. In other words, "It's a Jersey thing." Ya catch my drift? It's the wrong kind of fun, it speaks of fast times and bad decisions... it's a look that serves as a window into a world that has made people like me queasy our entire lives. Unearned attention and admiration. Cockiness with no underlying self sacrifice... just pure, unadulterated, entitled youth culture. It's a toxic way to be and it pegs you as that for anybody who has two brain cells to rub together. A look speaks volumes and only those who have spent their boner and look at it with a clear mind will see it. I'd ask you to retire the look, but you're the one that has to live with your work, not me. Best of luck.

There are probably people in the world that would find someone wearing vinyl/plastic clothes as making them feel queasy and that wearing these clothes is a toxic way to be.

There will always be someone in the world that will find a reason, any reason to hate the other person. Sad thing is, the hate usually comes around to bite the hater in the butt.

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 05:39 PM
I'm not talking about aesthetics and you don't really understand what I mean by toxic. I don't mean unsavory, I don't mean distasteful. I mean actually harmful. This isn't about hate, this is about character judgment. It's about calling people out for willingly showcasing obnoxious behavior. It's about saying; "Look if you're going to advertise yourself as a douche, then take the insult like a champ - 'cause you're a douche." Douches are prone to self aggrandizement, narcissism, often leading to self destructive behavior that can and does fuck up other people's lives. So yeah, I'mma say something about if the mood takes me. As a member of society I'm simply voicing concerns. People have the right to make whatever retarded face they want. I have the right to say somethin' about it.


I'm talking about the mindset that chooses
There are probably people in the world that would find someone wearing vinyl/plastic clothes as making them feel queasy and that wearing these clothes is a toxic way to be.

There will always be someone in the world that will find a reason, any reason to hate the other person. Sad thing is, the hate usually comes around to bite the hater in the butt.

Nicole Dupre
01-30-2012, 06:09 PM
I can't believe someone who admittedly only escaped Dominos by running CL ads, and who now peddles pics of themself with beard growth in lipstick, is judging anyone. Better yet, dissing NJ from TX. *smfh

Yvonne183
01-30-2012, 06:25 PM
I'm not talking about aesthetics and you don't really understand what I mean by toxic. I don't mean unsavory, I don't mean distasteful. I mean actually harmful. This isn't about hate, this is about character judgment. It's about calling people out for willingly showcasing obnoxious behavior. It's about saying; "Look if you're going to advertise yourself as a douche, then take the insult like a champ - 'cause you're a douche." Douches are prone to self aggrandizement, narcissism, often leading to self destructive behavior that can and does fuck up other people's lives. So yeah, I'mma say something about if the mood takes me. As a member of society I'm simply voicing concerns. People have the right to make whatever retarded face they want. I have the right to say somethin' about it.


I'm talking about the mindset that chooses

I honestly don't see how you can make a judgement of a person by a pic or a group of pics,, it's quite a bizarre thing to do. And as I said before, the same exact thing can be said about you wearing vinyl clothes. People can come up with negative judgements cause of the clothes you like to wear. They can negatively judge you for being a tgirl or ts.They can call you a douche for being that way and they can say if you're going to be a douche then take the insult like a champ. People in society can probably make many judgements on who you are and your lifestyle. Just cause you are a member of society and having the right to say something doesn't mean what you say isn't hateful, it is hateful. You can not base a judgement on someone cause of the way they look in a picture.

LibertyHarkness
01-30-2012, 06:29 PM
what about when people pull a duckface for a joke or mimicking someone like in many of them pics it was evident for a 2year old to see they were taking the piss with the poses .

TsJizelle
01-30-2012, 07:07 PM
I'm totally being serious in this pic! ....seriously lol

*fist pump*

MdR Dave
01-30-2012, 10:01 PM
i'm totally being serious in this pic! ....seriously lol

*fist pump*


lmao!

RallyCola
01-30-2012, 10:17 PM
there is nothing wrong with a cute girl showing some duckface.

there is everything wrong when a dude does it.

end of story

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 10:21 PM
Anyone who is for the duck face at this point is just being a contrarian.

http://thechive.com/2011/05/19/these-senseless-duckface-crimes-must-stop-47-photos/

bitchboy5000
01-30-2012, 10:26 PM
At least she has some tits, unlike you!

maxpower
01-30-2012, 10:32 PM
The originator

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 10:47 PM
And?


At least she has some tits, unlike you!

Jamie French
01-30-2012, 10:48 PM
Just one more reason to dismiss The Stones.


The originator

TSLexiWade
01-30-2012, 10:52 PM
GUILTY.

What man doesn't love a nice full pair of natural DSL's? #DUH

TsJizelle
01-30-2012, 11:02 PM
GUILTY.

What man doesn't love a nice full pair of natural DSL's? #DUH

yes hun! My lips even jiggle when I walk hahahaha

Kevin Dong
01-30-2012, 11:04 PM
Would gladly bang a duck mouth. No questions asked.

EvonRose
01-31-2012, 12:44 AM
I actually have natural duck pout, people think I had my lips done but I swear I didn't... ppl say i look like a duck sometimes.

SammiValentine
01-31-2012, 12:46 AM
Do ducks have arms as well ? cos the phrase duck lips always makes me smile,

Kevin Dong
01-31-2012, 01:00 AM
Do ducks have arms as well ? cos the phrase duck lips always makes me smile,

if they do have arms, are the arms retarted or normal? in before Jamie French

jm813
01-31-2012, 02:20 AM
If something as simple as a facial expression pisses off or annoys someone then life must really be hard for you.

amanda_m
01-31-2012, 02:21 AM
Ana Paula Samadhi
448666
:)

SammiValentine
01-31-2012, 02:30 AM
sorry thats a no for this thread on a technicality. i think we are encroaching on a pose that in all good models hand book, is know as the" platypus lips" . Not quite so much focus on the enflamed swelling on both the upper and lower lips, but a more relaxed expression yet still evidently a quacking look.

Helvis2012
01-31-2012, 02:56 AM
Whatever...

Faldur
01-31-2012, 04:33 PM
Quack!

http://i3.asn.im/Duck-Lips-_tsaj.jpg

robertlouis
01-31-2012, 04:38 PM
sorry thats a no for this thread on a technicality. i think we are encroaching on a pose that in all good models hand book, is know as the" platypus lips" . Not quite so much focus on the enflamed swelling on both the upper and lower lips, but a more relaxed expression yet still evidently a quacking look.

Speaking temporarily from the land of the platypus and having viewed a bunch of the said creatures at close quarters today at Taronga Zoo, I'd have to take issue with that, Sammi m'dear. Any girl with platypus lips would look like she'd been fellating a stallion for a week and got stuck.

SammiValentine
01-31-2012, 04:43 PM
ffs it is the shape of the bills beak like edges when painted red not the surface area of the bill!! omg!!!. sheeeh read your guidetobeingaquacking model handbook!! ;)

robertlouis
01-31-2012, 04:46 PM
ffs it is the shape of the bills beak like edges when painted red not the surface area of the bill!! omg!!!. sheeeh read your guidetobeingaquacking model handbook!! ;)

OOOOHHH! Hark at the pommie Sheila. Don't get your thongs in a tangle missy. ;)

SammiValentine
01-31-2012, 04:48 PM
;);)

Nicole Dupre
01-31-2012, 04:51 PM
Maybe it's a high testo Texas CD thing, where they draw their barely-existent lips inward, keeping their stubble closer to their D omino pizza breath. Just a theory.

robertlouis
01-31-2012, 04:52 PM
Peace Sammi. I love that natural look in the new avatar btw.

Even if it is upside down from here. x

SammiValentine
01-31-2012, 04:54 PM
10 mins after kuyt scored the winner #radiant . waiting for a visitor :p made sure i had plenty of time to see the interviews lol

:D

robertlouis
01-31-2012, 05:06 PM
10 mins after kuyt scored the winner #radiant . waiting for a visitor :p made sure i had plenty of time to see the interviews lol

:D

So the best time to visit you is just after a good Liverpool result then? :wiggle:

LeatherTGirlLover
01-31-2012, 05:38 PM
10 mins after kuyt scored the winner #radiant . waiting for a visitor :p made sure i had plenty of time to see the interviews lol

:D

Aaaaaaah My Kinda girl is Sammi.

No duck lips on Dirk though.

Nicole Dupre
01-31-2012, 06:51 PM
http://www.nikki-dupre.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/IMG_7056.jpg (http://www.nicole-dupre.com/)

Read my lips! Duck you, motherducking homos!!!

Jamie French
02-01-2012, 04:40 PM
@ Jizelle:
Hey there. I'd like to apologize for implying that you were a douche. You came to my defense in another completely unrelated thread a few weeks ago and you don't even know me. I'm not the cynical, abrasive asshole I come off as sometimes on this board... I live alone and when you spend all of your time living in your own head it can be easy to forget that not everyone shares the same fleeting frustrations as you. I just quit smoking a week ago so everything is setting me off and the urge to vent and bicker on a forum is an easy but really stupid way to blow off steam. Sorry for being an ass.

@Nicole: I have absolutely no idea what your deal is with me but you've always been an unprovoked jerk to virtually everyone on this board. You can go die in a tire fire.

killkenny
02-01-2012, 10:34 PM
The originator

doesnt count as he cant help that, its how his face is all the time