Doing my taxes

[FreddieGomez]

already doing my taxes.

how much ya'll gettin back?

[bulldog]

usually about a grand, not bad considering I only make 10k a year lol

[hippifried]

Finally got a job, huh?


I wonder if there's a way to deduct contributions to individual transition funds.

[onmyknees]

already doing my taxes.

how much ya'll gettin back?

I try to make it so I owe these fuckers, and not let them hold my money through the course of the year..I mail the check April 14th once my Cayman accounts get adjusted...lol




HOW TO ANNOY THE IRS



1. Always put staples in the right hand corner. Go ahead and put them down the whole right side. The extractors who remove the mail from the envelopes have to take out any staples on the right side.

2. Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the right way. Put a few upside down and backwards. That way they have to remove all your staples, rearrange your paperwork and re-staple it (on the left side).

3. Line the bottom of your envelope with Elmer's glue and let it dry before you put in you forms, so that the automated opener doesn't open it and the extractor has to open it by hand.

4. If you're very unfortunate and have to pay taxes, use a two or three party check. On top of paying with a third party check, pay one of the dollars you owe in cash. When an extractor receives cash, no matter how small an amount, s/he has to take it to a special desk and fill out of few nasty forms.

5. Write a little letter of appreciation. Any letter received has to be read and stamped regardless of what it is or what it's on.

6. Write your letter on something misshapen and unconventional. Like on the back of a Kroger sack.

7. When you mail it, mail it in a big envelope (even if its just a single EZ form). Big envelopes have to be torn and sorted differently than regular business size ones. An added bonus to the big envelope is that they take priority over other mail, so the workers can hurry up and deal with your mess.

8. If you send two checks, they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.

9. Always put extra paper clips on your forms. Any foreign fasteners or the like have to be removed and put away.

10. Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to be verified and then date stamped.

These are just a few of the fun and exciting things you can do with the IRS. These methods are *only* recommended when you owe money

[FreddieGomez]

Finally got a job, huh?


I wonder if there's a way to deduct contributions to individual transition funds.

no. i sponge off women with my dick and good looks

[onmyknees]

no. i sponge off women with my dick and good looks

trannys?

[FreddieGomez]

trannys?

no..

[flabbybody]

onmyknees, the idea is to fly under the radar and not annoy the IRS.
they can annoy back much worse

[GroobySteven]

no. i sponge off women with my dick and good looks

Still mopping the jizz off the hotel floors then? Maybe the sponge is tax deductable?

[SunshyneMonroe]

Still mopping the jizz off the hotel floors then? Maybe the sponge is tax deductable?

Lol :)

[onmyknees]

onmyknees, the idea is to fly under the radar and not annoy the IRS.
they can annoy back much worse


Yes...agreed...but until I can figure out a way to deal in the underground economy (cash) fucking with the IRS is the only satisfaction I have for someone with their hand in my pocket as much as them !

[dgs925]

I try to make it so I owe these fuckers, and not let them hold my money through the course of the year..I mail the check April 14th once my Cayman accounts get adjusted...lol




HOW TO ANNOY THE IRS



1. Always put staples in the right hand corner. Go ahead and put them down the whole right side. The extractors who remove the mail from the envelopes have to take out any staples on the right side.

2. Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the right way. Put a few upside down and backwards. That way they have to remove all your staples, rearrange your paperwork and re-staple it (on the left side).

3. Line the bottom of your envelope with Elmer's glue and let it dry before you put in you forms, so that the automated opener doesn't open it and the extractor has to open it by hand.

4. If you're very unfortunate and have to pay taxes, use a two or three party check. On top of paying with a third party check, pay one of the dollars you owe in cash. When an extractor receives cash, no matter how small an amount, s/he has to take it to a special desk and fill out of few nasty forms.

5. Write a little letter of appreciation. Any letter received has to be read and stamped regardless of what it is or what it's on.

6. Write your letter on something misshapen and unconventional. Like on the back of a Kroger sack.

7. When you mail it, mail it in a big envelope (even if its just a single EZ form). Big envelopes have to be torn and sorted differently than regular business size ones. An added bonus to the big envelope is that they take priority over other mail, so the workers can hurry up and deal with your mess.

8. If you send two checks, they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.

9. Always put extra paper clips on your forms. Any foreign fasteners or the like have to be removed and put away.

10. Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to be verified and then date stamped.

These are just a few of the fun and exciting things you can do with the IRS. These methods are *only* recommended when you owe money

So you are just being a dick for no reason? They are just working their job like everyone else.

[RallyCola]

hey...my sister in law works at the IRS location in holtsville, long island. Annoy the shit out of her!

I am still waiting for my fucking W2 but I will likely be happy with my refund for the last time this year. Next year, its gonna suck!!!