If you could suck your own cock would you?

[NatashaLover]

Question: If you could suck your own cock would you?

[ImpulZ]

sure,a free blowjob :)

[Tintinfan]

would never leave the house again

[msharrow]

sure-why not!

[wbmando]

What a silly question.

[trish]

No. I'd have to charge myself and the resulting double-closed-loop paradox could destroy the universe.

It sure would be tempting though. I have a suspicion that it just wouldn't be the same being in control as having a partner in control. But yeah, at the risk of annihilating the cosmos, I'd probably do it.

[Prospero]

Oroborus eh, Trish.....

[RallyCola]

absolutely. i'd suck it like it was laisa lins' boobie!

[bassman2546]

When I was flexible (age 12), I could.

[aprilian]

Done it many times, just sort of aged out.
Now I have to settle for a facial!

[mnguy21]

Yeah I would try it just to see if I like it and if I do then I would keep doing it.

[lisaparadise]

Question: If you could suck your own cock would you?since i doubt knowbody can do it as good as me then yesssssssssssssssssssssssss lol:Bowdown:

[tommy001]

If i could i would! I've tried to do it and nearly done my back in. I also had a sore neck for about three weeks after another attempt.

i wonder who the one person is who voted no?

[needsum]

Yes, used to be able to do it when I was younger. Tough on the back though. Wish like hell I could still do it! Lisa, step in here and help me out, would you? lol ;)

[Instrumental]

"If," you say? I give myself blowjobs all the time.

[Luke_]

Definitely - my cock is yum!

[NatashaLover]

What a silly question.
What a silly reply.

[Jamie French]

I can do it and it's not everything it's cracked up to be... one of those things that works better in your imagination and can look pretty cool on film if the angle is right. Here, suck on your arm for a minute or so... now stand in a very awkward position for about 30 minutes... long enough to where your muscles spasm when you return to normal posture. That's about exactly how stimulating sucking your own dick is. It is in no way an actual blow job... or even a form of masturbation. It's just a lot of work and sweat and shortness of breath because you are doubled over on your own lungs.

[bte]

I would. It would be like jacking off except I am using my mouth.

[Instrumental]

I can do it and it's not everything it's cracked up to be... one of those things that works better in your imagination and can look pretty cool on film if the angle is right. Here, suck on your arm for a minute or so... now stand in a very awkward position for about 30 minutes... long enough to where your muscles spasm when you return to normal posture. That's about exactly how stimulating sucking your own dick is. It is in no way an actual blow job... or even a form of masturbation. It's just a lot of work and sweat and shortness of breath because you are doubled over on your own lungs.

You don't think it's all its cracked up to be because you aren't flexible enough. For people like me who can comfortably reach their mouth down there with little effort, it's totally amazing.

[maxpower]

If I do, does it make me gay?

[NatashaLover]

If I do, does it make me gay?
It doesnt make u gay :salad

[freak]

I can do it and it's not everything it's cracked up to be... one of those things that works better in your imagination and can look pretty cool on film if the angle is right. Here, suck on your arm for a minute or so... now stand in a very awkward position for about 30 minutes... long enough to where your muscles spasm when you return to normal posture. That's about exactly how stimulating sucking your own dick is. It is in no way an actual blow job... or even a form of masturbation. It's just a lot of work and sweat and shortness of breath because you are doubled over on your own lungs.

Bet the guys love watching you do it, I would eat your ass as you were doing it.:salad

[maxpower]

It doesnt make u gay :salad

Sorry, that was sarcasm...I didn't actually expect an answer.

[TabStorm]

Was able to back when I was younger. I am not as flexible now.

[onmyknees]

Question: If you could suck your own cock would you?

That sounds like it might take some coaching, and some coaxing. Libby...are you available? :salad lol

[Jamie French]

@TranHeat Don't post links to stolen content. Your post has been reported.

[MdR Dave]

@TranHeat Don't post links to stolen content. Your post has been reported.

Oh, tell me those were your vids! I imagine he feels pretty bad. . .

[Jamie French]

According to what I can glean from the links, no they aren't. I don't care who's they are... stolen content is stolen content. I don't want to see it happening to me or anyone else.

[wjcdiver]

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

[beaufont]

Haha no way - I know where its been :dancing:

[MdR Dave]

According to what I can glean from the links, no they aren't. I don't care who's they are... stolen content is stolen content. I don't want to see it happening to me or anyone else.

Good for you for standing up.

It just would have been really funny. . .

[NatashaLover]

Ok lets not get out of the topic here, we are talking about sucking your own cock. :)

[onmyknees]

Ok lets not get out of the topic here, we are talking about sucking your own cock. :)


Keep 'em focused baby...things tend to go astray in here pretty quick. :dancing:

[jaydubb]

I think the right question might be "If you could suck your own cock, would you ever stop?"

[Nicole Dupre]

Actually, no. I like either/or. I absolutely LOVE sucking cock. I can suck dick for quite a long time. But I could also get my cock sucked for literally 2 hours. I like having a cigarette while I'm getting blown and telling the person what a good lil'cocksucker they are.

But I get bored with 69 in about 5 minutes. I dunno. I just think it takes away from both. They're two different states of mind for me. I can alternate them a lot more easily. But that's just me.

[Ineeda SM]

Question: If you could suck your own cock would you?

Absolutely. I used to be able to get my lips around the head of my cock, and cum in my mouth. Ahhhh the good old days.

[Jake4]

Of course I would.

[speedking59]

i voted no, i don't like myself all that much.

[mnguy21]

I think the right question might be "If you could suck your own cock, would you ever stop?"


Now this is the proper question lol

[icepilotak]

In jr high when I first discovered maturbation I was just able to reach the head of my cock with my lips but it was a stretch!

[kensterling]

Yes, Natasha, I certainly would. Never been at all flexible though. Having been a male escort for many years, it turns on some clients (male and female), when you eat your own cum, so why would I not suck my own cock?
I have had clients that wanted me to watch them suck their own cocks or film them doing it, great fun!!
Out of curiosity, Natasha, can you suck your own? :)

[Prospero]

As a teenager I managed it a couple of times. Not supple enough these days. But frankly would you rather have a blow job or masturbate? Similar issue really. Far better IMHO when someone else is doing it.

[msharrow]

I think the right question might be "If you could suck your own cock, would you ever stop?"
indeed ! why would you ever stop !!

[Instrumental]

As a teenager I managed it a couple of times. Not supple enough these days. But frankly would you rather have a blow job or masturbate? Similar issue really. Far better IMHO when someone else is doing it.


Well, handjobs are pretty lame since I can give myself one that is better.

[jaxqt28]

I could do it when I was a teenager and more flexible. Now that I ballooned to 250 lbs reaching for my cock with my mouth is like a fat chick running on a tread mill with a steak dangling in front of her.....so close yet so far! (sorry if I offended anyone) lol

[NatashaLover]

I still cannot touch mines, :(

[MdR Dave]

I still cannot touch mines, :(
That's sad, darling. I'm sad for you. Tell you what, you can touch mine anytime.

There- isn't that better?

[alpha2117]

I am one of the few to answer No ... It just would seem to weird to me I'll stick to Mrs Palmer and her five daughters for my self pleasuring needs.