Not Dexter - A parody with Amy Daly on BrittanyStJordan.com

[Brittany St Jordan]

Nothing like coming to your home sweet home after running errands all day long and being ambushed by your psycho fucking roommate. Needles, plastic wrap and enough sex toys to fill every hole 10 times over make this a sexy fucking scene that puts the fun in dysfunctional.

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[HbgDon]

I love the show Dexter, but I think I would love this version even more.

[RallyCola]

i've watched this clip many times. its far better than the show.

[IHEARTKALENA]

I love the show Dexter, but I think I would love this version even more.



I agree with this :)

[onmyknees]

Nothing like coming to your home sweet home after running errands all day long and being ambushed by your psycho fucking roommate. Needles, plastic wrap and enough sex toys to fill every hole 10 times over make this a sexy fucking scene that puts the fun in dysfunctional.

Check out the entire set only on brittanystjordan.com (http://brittanystjordan.com/tour/?direct=1).


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...Great stuff. I always wonder how you gurls decide who plays top....and who plays bottom. Is it random...or does it go by even or odd days of the week ? I'd like to see a BTS on that someday !!:jerkoff

[Dino Velvet]

Brittany saves lives from 9-5 then takes them from 5-9.:Bowdown:

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[Brittany St Jordan]

...Great stuff. I always wonder how you gurls decide who plays top....and who plays bottom. Is it random...or does it go by even or odd days of the week ? I'd like to see a BTS on that someday !!:jerkoff

This scene was the result of a random conversation with Amy. She had the idea of doing the Dexter theme and as we discussed the idea roles were sort of decided for us. In this case it was it was simple and hassle free. However, that isn't always the case with every single girl on every single scene. Which is why you don't don't see much BTS on stuff like that.

It usually comes down to that we know our limits of what we can and can't do and usually can agree upon who will be doing what before the camera ever starts rolling.

[BigDF]

I thought that was who that was when I checked your forum this morning, Brittany, but the expression on her face threw me. I'm familiar with Dexter, but I don't watch it much. I love your take on it, though. Very Hawt freaking scene, ladies.:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[Willie Escalade]

Brittany, you and Amy make a great team. Consistently hot stuff with you two together.

[Brittany St Jordan]

Brittany, you and Amy make a great team. Consistently hot stuff with you two together.

Thank you ;) Maybe I can convince her to do another scene or two with me.

[Dino Velvet]

Thank you ;) Maybe I can convince her to do another scene or two with me.

Hopefully so. You two look great together.

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[onmyknees]

This scene was the result of a random conversation with Amy. She had the idea of doing the Dexter theme and as we discussed the idea roles were sort of decided for us. In this case it was it was simple and hassle free. However, that isn't always the case with every single girl on every single scene. Which is why you don't don't see much BTS on stuff like that.

It usually comes down to that we know our limits of what we can and can't do and usually can agree upon who will be doing what before the camera ever starts rolling.

Marry me. I'll still support your porn career....really I will ! LOL

[Dino Velvet]

Marry me. I'll still support your porn career....really I will ! LOL

I'll make a bid from the West Coast too. Brittany's quite a gal. I'm sure her money shot always hits its intended target.

[Brittany St Jordan]

I'll make a bid from the West Coast too. Brittany's quite a gal. I'm sure her money shot always hits its intended target.

I did hit a girl in the eye once. The best part was when she freaked and ran for the bathroom and almost took out the doorway with her head.

Back in the Marines we shared bathrooms between two rooms. So you have 4-6 people sharing the same space for hygiene, or lack there of for others. One of my my roommates and I came up with the Tile Game. This consisted of keeping both feet behind the shower drain and seeing how many tiles up the opposing wall (about three feet away) you could hit while jerking off in the shower.

I don't remember who won or my high score but it was above ten. When we scored we would always yell our number loud enough that people in both rooms could hear and be aware of the score thy had to beat.

[Dino Velvet]

I did hit a girl in the eye once. The best part was when she freaked and ran for the bathroom and almost took out the doorway with her head.

Back in the Marines we shared bathrooms between two rooms. So you have 4-6 people sharing the same space for hygiene, or lack there of for others. One of my my roommates and I came up with the Tile Game. This consisted of keeping both feet behind the shower drain and seeing how many tiles up the opposing wall (about three feet away) you could hit while jerking off in the shower.

I don't remember who won or my high score but it was above ten. When we scored we would always yell our number loud enough that people in both rooms could hear and be aware of the score thy had to beat.

I love stories like that. Please tell more.:Bowdown:

[onmyknees]

I did hit a girl in the eye once. The best part was when she freaked and ran for the bathroom and almost took out the doorway with her head.

Back in the Marines we shared bathrooms between two rooms. So you have 4-6 people sharing the same space for hygiene, or lack there of for others. One of my my roommates and I came up with the Tile Game. This consisted of keeping both feet behind the shower drain and seeing how many tiles up the opposing wall (about three feet away) you could hit while jerking off in the shower.

I don't remember who won or my high score but it was above ten. When we scored we would always yell our number loud enough that people in both rooms could hear and be aware of the score thy had to beat.


You've just put Dino over the top. He's duct taping a one foot square on the cermaic tile shower wall.

[Dino Velvet]

You've just put Dino over the top. He's duct taping a one foot square on the cermaic tile shower wall.

I'm holding back so it comes out like lumpy oatmeal too.

[Dino Velvet]

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[gcon]

great scene.
didn't know you were in the marines.

[Dino Velvet]

great scene.
didn't know you were in the marines.

Now that you know give her a proper salute. She's more worthy of supporting than anyone. This is still America, isn't it?

[Dino Velvet]

I did hit a girl in the eye once. The best part was when she freaked and ran for the bathroom and almost took out the doorway with her head.

Back in the Marines we shared bathrooms between two rooms. So you have 4-6 people sharing the same space for hygiene, or lack there of for others. One of my my roommates and I came up with the Tile Game. This consisted of keeping both feet behind the shower drain and seeing how many tiles up the opposing wall (about three feet away) you could hit while jerking off in the shower.

I don't remember who won or my high score but it was above ten. When we scored we would always yell our number loud enough that people in both rooms could hear and be aware of the score thy had to beat.

Your story reminds me I need to tell some old bouncer stories too. This one is lame compared to yours.

I used to work the door of a shitkicker bar with my old roommate. Tuesdays and Wednesdays were always totally boring so we had to figure ways to pass time. There was a big cactus right past the front door(outside not inside). Me and my roommate would try to come up with disgusting scenarios of what would be the worst thing happening if someone tripped over the carpet and got hurled into the cactus. I win, of course, telling a story about a lady stumbling into it with her legs accidentally opened. Her panic caused her insides that much more trauma leaving a raspberry fruit roll-up wrapped right around a cactus.

We replaced that cactus 3 times in 10 months for miscellaneous reasons.

[Brittany St Jordan]

great scene.
didn't know you were in the marines.

Yep ;) I was an active duty Jarhead for a good portion of my adult life.

[gcon]

interesting.
a good portion of the people i know who were marines ended up being dishonorably discharged and worked dead-end jobs with me

[postopadmirer]

This particular video is not for me, but I love the look in Amy's eye with that needle. That and the next picture ... Priceless!