What Is The Wrongest Thing You've Ever Jerked Off To?

[Dino Velvet]

Listening to 2 cats fucking in the bushes. They were really good at it though.

[jerseyboy72]

Jeanine Pirrohttp://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6-31UGb4N4

[Dino Velvet]

Jeanine Pirrohttp://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6-31UGb4N4

Me too! I thought I was the only one!:cheers:

Pirro's not so bad. Now jerking off to Aretha Franklin would be wrong.

http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/aretha_franklin_huge_breasts.jpg

[RallyCola]

i would have to say the scene in shadownboxer where cuba gooding jr is fucking helen mirren and then shoots her in the head.

[jerseyboy72]

Me too! I thought I was the only one!:cheers:

Pirro's not so bad. Now jerking off to Aretha Franklin would be wrong.

http://www.celebnewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/import/aretha_franklin_huge_breasts.jpg
Nice big milk duds, I never did with Aretha, but I have with Chaka Khan.

[Dino Velvet]

Nice big milk duds, I never did with Aretha, but I have with Chaka Khan.

The Queen of Soul's nipple's are Quarter Pounder w/cheese patties.

I might pull it to Pirro again. She's not cross-eyed while I Punish Percy to her. I take the liberty to shave a few years off too. She's faced a certain type of public humilation and I think she's the type of Italian woman who might want to get revenge by siphoning out every drop out of every ball bag in Westchester County. I know that old broad hasn't sucked her last cock yet.

Speaking of judges, I totally work myself over to Judge Milian of The People's Court. She yells at me in Puerto Rican the whole session.

Time to dishonor her honor.:fuckin:

http://us.tnpv.net/2006/NTA200606/NTA2006062855438_PV.jpg


Oh my God. She's hot!:salad http://www.prphotos.com/t/0101/JTM-000101/Judge-Marilyn-Milian-Cielo-Latino-Awards-2004.jpg

[RallyCola]

i've actually meet her. she has a smoking body for a 50 year old but but her face isn't all that special. if i had the opportunity to hit that, i would, but just to say i did because there are plenty of other 50 yr old celebs that do it for me more than her.

[Dino Velvet]

i've actually meet her. she has a smoking body for a 50 year old but but her face isn't all that special. if i had the opportunity to hit that, i would, but just to say i did because there are plenty of other 50 yr old celebs that do it for me more than her.

I like messing with some women that age. You're kinda being a Good Samaritan as well to offer a decent middle aged women some dick. They might go wild for it never wanting to give it back.

[Jasadin]

I actually felt a little shame .lol

http://h2porn.com/videos/farting-doctor-part-1/

[RallyCola]

I like messing with some women that age. You're kinda being a Good Samaritan as well to offer a decent middle aged women some dick. They might go wild for it never wanting to give it back.

i don't feel like its being a good samaritan. if a young hot thing wants to get laid, she can be selective because of all the attention she is getting. when an old chick gets attention, if she still likes some good dick, she will get right to the point.

when i started grad school, i was 24. I went to a conference and met my mentors old boss. She was 56 but she really took care of herself. several drinks later at one of the mixers, i told her one fantasy was to come up behind a chick in the culture hood (a sterile environment), lift her lab coat, bend the girl into the hood and have my way with her from behind. she response was "i've got a lab coat..." and well, that's one fantasy off the bucket list.

[RallyCola]

I actually felt a little shame .lol

http://h2porn.com/videos/farting-doctor-part-1/

that's not as bad as doing to to 2 girls 1 cup or 4 girls fingerpainting which is what one friend likes to say he did. i don't think he did...i think he just likes people's reactions when he said he fapped to it

[Willie Escalade]

That scene in Fatal Attraction where "Shooter" power-anals his shrink...

And I'm a bit EMBARRASED to say it, but this as well...

I'm Gorgeous B*tch - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueTTTb6nVXI)

[RallyCola]

i don't think i was fapping yet, because i was too young seeing as this show went off the air when i was 10, but oh, did i imagine stripping off Roxy's spandex (well all of the misfits) and eating their vag and ass out.

http://www.dvdverdict.com/images/reviewpics/jem02.jpg

is it wrong that at 10, i was already dreaming of tonguing out a girl?

[sheyum]

all kidding aside.
this is a great thread BTW

[trish]

What Is The Wrongest Thing You've Ever Jerked Off To?I don't know...maybe this ->

[tsdvdman]

Shamelessly...these three women's legs on numerous occasions whenever I got the chance. AND I hate Elizabeth Hassleback..lol

[Brandi Boots]

I don't know...maybe this ->

Top 3 Things I can say about this:

#3. She looks like that robot girl from Transformers 2, but just has a different tip on the end.

#2. If I french kissed her she could shoot directly into my stomach, no throat necessary.

and #1. I have heard of Dick Breath but sheesh!

[Dino Velvet]

i don't feel like its being a good samaritan. if a young hot thing wants to get laid, she can be selective because of all the attention she is getting. when an old chick gets attention, if she still likes some good dick, she will get right to the point.

when i started grad school, i was 24. I went to a conference and met my mentors old boss. She was 56 but she really took care of herself. several drinks later at one of the mixers, i told her one fantasy was to come up behind a chick in the culture hood (a sterile environment), lift her lab coat, bend the girl into the hood and have my way with her from behind. she response was "i've got a lab coat..." and well, that's one fantasy off the bucket list.

Nice post, buddy. I still stand by the Good Samaritan thing as it adds some sort of kink for me. That's just for me.


I don't know...maybe this ->

You never disappoint, sweetheart. I still remember what you said the other day. Love 'ya to pieces, baby, and you know it.:salad


Shamelessly...these three women's legs on numerous occasions whenever I got the chance. AND I hate Elizabeth Hassleback..lol

I don't know you very well but I would think that Elizabeth Hassleback would be excellent fodder for an angry jerk off session for you. The trash you must yell while sitting on the toilet. My neighbors hear weird stuff outta me too.

Austin Powers bathroom - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-YVt4gfquA)

[HbgDon]

Talking to my buddies girlfriend on the phone. I rubbed it out all while talking to her.

[Erika1487]

Drumroll please.......................


My great grandmother's Eletrolux floor model 'G' was my frist love......and quite possibly the greatest 'flesh light' ever invented.

It was my responsibility to sweep her basement floor when I would go for visits and change the vacuum bag and afterwords:fuckin:

Btw this is not my great grandmothers vacuum it's just the only photo I could find of the same model...

[Dino Velvet]

Talking to my buddies girlfriend on the phone. I rubbed it out all while talking to her.

There is nothing more wrong than violating the "dude code". Mods, close this thread, nuke it, and toss it in a mass grave covered in pig intestines and infidel urine. We have a winner.

[Dino Velvet]

Louis CK : Masturbation - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfkG_0hyIoc)

Louis CK Saddest Handjob in America - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmban3Fio14)

[marissaaz]

that picture in the other thred of steven tyler w/the moobs
hahahaha J/K

[napx]

http://hungangels.com/vboard/customavatars/avatar3632_39.gif (http://hungangels.com/vboard/member.php?u=3632)
What can I say... I like curly hair.

[rameses2]

Okay, don't think I'm a weirdo or anything but: I have a foot fetish and some Conservative women have REALLY sexy legs and feet.

....Michelle Bachmann's feet:jerkoff. I did it...

[JenniferParisHusband]

In fairness, I was really drunk and wanted to see if I could actually get myself off to it if I tried hard enough. It took a while, but mission accomplished. Longest shower ever afterwards.

[Dino Velvet]

This. So confusing. Don't click. It's a trap. http://xhamster.com/user/cybercyzz

[Ineeda SM]

Enough said?

[Dino Velvet]

Enough said?

She wasn't the one who leaning over while you were Punishing Percy.

[beaufont]

Enough said?

Reminds me of Starship Troopers

[Dino Velvet]

Reminds me of Starship Troopers

There was so much stuff going on with the old one I couldn't tell if there was a ball bag and a bat or not. Chaos.

[russtafa]

years ago i tried to fuck the biggest barmaid i have ever seen but she turned me down because she had a boyfriend he must have been 5ft 5 and very skinny i am glad to get out of that dare

[wbmando]

Shemale cartoons.

[Ineeda SM]

She wasn't the one who leaning over while you were Punishing Percy.

I refuse to say anymore.:whistle:


Reminds me of Starship Troopers

LMFAO! That's funny. I love that movie.

[RallyCola]

Talking to my buddies girlfriend on the phone. I rubbed it out all while talking to her.

yeah...i did this and it wasn't even dirty talk.

funny thing is, i told her i was doing it and she didn't believe me because we carried on a somewhat "normal" conversation...well..normal for me

there is something that i did the deed to, that even when i was done, i asked myself what was wrong with me. it might be too much for this board and it will sully my reputation so i won't say...but it was a dark time for me when i was done.