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MdR Dave
12-24-2011, 08:16 AM
Christmas, Christmas Eve, Easter (for Christians, anyway)- is there a sadder time to find yourself in a bar?

With the exception of tonight this weekend is shot to hell. I've decided to hit it hard-

Have a safe weekend, everyone. I'm going to try to do the same. I've already reprogrammed my phone so all my ex-girlfriends' numbers are changed to United Taxi and my family's numbers will dial St. John's Hospital. I feel like no matter what kind of fu€ked up I get tonight, I'm covered.

Jericho
12-24-2011, 01:40 PM
Christmas, Christmas Eve, Easter (for Christians, anyway)- is there a sadder time to find yourself in a bar?


I hope not.
I'm heading out, the next ten minutes!

Yvonne183
12-24-2011, 02:27 PM
I always went out during the holidays, I had no where else to go, no family and stuff like that. It was OK, it was fun, but this year is different, I'm gonna take a long walk in the woods.

ILuvGurls
12-24-2011, 02:49 PM
I love my family as much as anyone but after 8-10 hours of the kids playing with their new toys, fighting, crying.......it's time for a cool one to settle the nerves.

RallyCola
12-24-2011, 03:33 PM
um...had to throw a bachelor party on Holy Saturday last year...and it was fucking awesome. the strip club was so dead but had a full staff that we go all the attention of the best girls. so...i highly advocate going out when all the god fearing folk are hold up in their houses praying to a fictitious man in the sky that is all powerful and amazing...but needs money every week at church.

last night, we went out for my wife's bday and we owned the pool hall and bar...so again, i fully advocate it.

tonight after we do the whole family thing...around 11pm, wifey and i are going to a club where we will drink and dance away all the day's drama with family.

there is only 1 bad time to go to a bar/club...that's 3:30am...because all the chicks left are ugly and drunk and smelly and fat and greasy and knock-kneed and cheesy and busted. so if you'd like a free bj with a side of herpes, go then....otherwise frequent bars and clubs often any other time before you are too old to look pathetic in one.

onmyknees
12-24-2011, 03:41 PM
Christmas, Christmas Eve, Easter (for Christians, anyway)- is there a sadder time to find yourself in a bar?

With the exception of tonight this weekend is shot to hell. I've decided to hit it hard-

Have a safe weekend, everyone. I'm going to try to do the same. I've already reprogrammed my phone so all my ex-girlfriends' numbers are changed to United Taxi and my family's numbers will dial St. John's Hospital. I feel like no matter what kind of fu€ked up I get tonight, I'm covered.

Go for it dude. Full Throttle. Like I used to say when I lived in LA....The trip between LA and Sturgis isn't worth taking unless you're doin' 110. If we don't see you post for a couple days, we'll know you need a little rehab time.

Peace

TheGeneral
12-24-2011, 06:37 PM
Lol, That's your opinion. When isn't a good time to go out & drink?
Best time to go out. Shyt, I'll be in the club lookin for some Xmas ass getting tipsy And I'm sure a blunt or two will magically appear sometime overnight like Santa's gifts.

Bobby Domino
12-24-2011, 06:52 PM
:cheers:

scroller
12-24-2011, 07:11 PM
um...had to throw a bachelor party on Holy Saturday last year...and it was fucking awesome. the strip club was so dead but had a full staff that we go all the attention of the best girls.

I like this a lot. Movies, restaurants, museums, travel, etc. are all so much better at off-times. (I usually have a contrarian schedule, so I'm also used to NYC trains/buses where I'm the only one aboard, there's no traffic, and the driver runs it like a bat out of hell.) G/f and I went out to a hard-ass punk show last night on the LES, best thing I've seen all year.

irvin66
12-24-2011, 07:32 PM
"Cuncti simus concanentes: Ave Maria.
Virgo sola existente en affuit angelus;
Gabriel est appellatus atque missus celitus.
Clara facieque dixit;
Clara facieque dixit: Ave Maria.
Clara facieque dixit, audite, karissimi.
Clara facieque dixit, audite, karissimi.
En concipies, Maria,
En concilies, Maria, Ave Maria.
Cuncti simus concanentes: Ave Maria.
En concipies, Maria, audite karissimi.
En concipies, Maria, audite karissimi.
Pariesque filium, Ave Maria.
Pariesque filium, Ave Maria.
Cuncti simus concanentes: Ave Maria.
Pariesque filium, audite, karissimi.
Pariesque filium, audite, karissimi.
Vocabis eum Iesum, Ave Maria.
Vocabis eum Iesum, Ave Maria"

Natale hilare et Annum Faustum! :praying:

FootFetishSissyCD
12-24-2011, 07:38 PM
Xmas is a pagan festival. It was co-opted by organised religion at a later date. Getting drunk is very much in keeping with pagan traditions.

So is present giving and decorating xmas trees for that matter!

Nintendo64
12-24-2011, 10:22 PM
Christmas, Christmas Eve, Easter (for Christians, anyway)- is there a sadder time to find yourself in a bar?

Kind of the opposite for me. All my "friends" are out having a good time, and I didn't get an invitation to join them from any single one of them.

Yeah, Christmas...such a time of 'joy.'

:(

Dino Velvet
12-24-2011, 10:36 PM
Jesus was a cool guy. I got no problem drinking a bottle of whiskey and tricking a woman into sleeping with me to honor the guy's birthday. Some priests are bad but you won't find any altar boy poo on Jesus' dong.

http://www.evangelicalright.com/jesus%20coming%20hide%20bong%20large.jpg

flabbybody
12-25-2011, 07:48 AM
I'll be watching the early Knick game on the tube and then head into the city for Chinese with a few buddies. Shun Lee palace on the east side will be serving up tons of Peking Ducks and baked prawns in sweet ginger sauce. It'll be jew heaven. Dry grey goose martinis and wonton soup for starters.
merry Christmas everyone

francisfkudrow
12-25-2011, 07:53 AM
I once went to see Marilyn Manson on Easter Sunday. A hell-worthy offense, I'm sure.

TSCURIOUS
12-25-2011, 03:55 PM
Wonder how much business escorts do on Christmas?
Lot's of ads on BP this AM. (Had to look!)

Crawler
12-25-2011, 04:13 PM
That walk in the wood's what I'm thinking. Last year Rome didn't do it.