Friend Zone..

[MyersJ85]

So I gotta friend of mine who asked me today how to get out of the "Friend Zone" with a girl.. I told him to tell her this..

"Bitch you need to come make me some chicken.. Before you get pissed understand this is a great oppurtunity.. It is a $500 value for the low price of some chicken and a slow blow job while I watch Sportscenter.. then you gott tell her you got other bitches on deck and you will delete her number if she tries to act to good for you.."

I'm thinkin that some good advice.. Anyone else??

[onmyknees]

I'm thinkin' you watch a lot of sports !

[Dino Velvet]

Louis CK - Rape - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU)

[MyersJ85]

You are correct sir..

[raiku9909]

you can't be the only person on the planet who's read http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

credit where credit is due sir!

[MyersJ85]

you can't be the only person on the planet who's read http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/

credit where credit is due sir!

I never said I thought of it myself.. I just said I sent it to him to tell her.. It's some very good advice.. It has worked for me..