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Dino Velvet
11-23-2011, 07:04 AM
Me and the Persian lady next door have bumped IEDs three times already. It's always kinda weird between hook-ups when we run into each other in front of our homes, especially when her Persian relatives visit and are blinded by the shine off my shaved White head and shit eating grin.

I ran into her the other day when I went out to get the paper. She was going to work and wearing a nice outfit. I told her she looked like royalty, like the Queen of Persia, and I thought I saw a wet spot appear on the front of her slacks. She's a little hairy down by The Gulf.

I might waddle over there Thursday night waving the American Flag with whiskey on my breath sidestepping her mother's room and head all the way to hers. Her mom doesn't approve of me at all but has exact knowledge of no way I foul her daughter up hardcore.

Some ethnic groups are strange to have sexual intercourse with but not necessarily bad to. I enjoy doing it at her house more since it's dirtier because of the wrongness of an invading Crusader occupying her Holy Land.

Bolt Thrower-The 4th Crusade - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnK4H9QUn_Q)
Ineeda SM
11-23-2011, 07:10 AM
Dino, just be sure you leave good things in that holy land.

I am leaving for CT in the morning for a week with our secret sweetheart. I will pass on your regards. Have a great Thanksgiving buddy.
theone1982
11-23-2011, 07:11 AM
It's a Dinohad! Or is it a Velvetrusade?!
Dino Velvet
11-23-2011, 07:15 AM
Dino, just be sure you leave good things in that holy land.

I am leaving for CT in the morning for a week with our secret sweetheart. I will pass on your regards. Have a great Thanksgiving buddy.

Happy Thanksgiving back at 'ya. Throw the gal one for me with some stink on it. Wish me luck with the Unibrow Uterus. :cheers:
Ineeda SM
11-23-2011, 07:29 AM
Happy Thanksgiving back at 'ya. Throw the gal one for me with some stink on it. Wish me luck with the Unibrow Uterus. :cheers:

I will go the extra mile to give her your absolute ultra-stink. I will bare the sacrifice. See what I am willing to do for you? You better appreciate me.

Have fun with the UU.
Bobby Domino
11-23-2011, 08:40 AM
Improving Arab-American relations, hey. Dino, you are a true patriot - spreading the seed of freedom. If she's got a burqa ask her to wear it next time; you'll feel like you're looking into the eyes of the enemy, lol!! Happy Thanksgiving, brother, all the best to you and la familia.:dancing:
(I'm amazed that I'm writing this from an iPod touch. My comp crashed a few days ago :( Can't get me off HA no matter how hard you try, lol) :)
russtafa
11-23-2011, 09:25 AM
:Bowdown:going to plant the crusaders flag mate
theone1982
11-23-2011, 09:30 AM
Hey Dino, what was your last experience like with a TS from Backpage?
Dino Velvet
11-23-2011, 09:44 AM
Hey Dino, what was your last experience like with a TS from Backpage?

Some Filipino girl up almost to Silverlake. Nice dirty massage then take her to bedroom and cornhole her. Good time.
Dino Velvet
11-23-2011, 10:53 PM
:Bowdown:going to plant the crusaders flag mate

I plan on it.

http://alieninterview.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/knights_templar.jpg

Saxon - Crusader (Video) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJFQLA3XFJA)
russtafa
11-23-2011, 11:08 PM
go for it,as they used to say the cross or the sword ,i bet she chooses the pork sword lol
tsadriana
11-23-2011, 11:09 PM
I plan on it.

http://alieninterview.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/knights_templar.jpg

Saxon - Crusader (Video) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJFQLA3XFJA)

Plan what?and without my permision?:geek:
Yoite
11-23-2011, 11:36 PM
I live in CT :X Also, Dino, I like the way this man thinks.
Mike11
11-24-2011, 12:07 AM
Improving Arab-American relations, hey. Dino, you are a true patriot - spreading the seed of freedom. If she's got a burqa ask her to wear it next time; you'll feel like you're looking into the eyes of the enemy, lol!! Happy Thanksgiving, brother, all the best to you and la familia.:dancing:
(I'm amazed that I'm writing this from an iPod touch. My comp crashed a few days ago :( Can't get me off HA no matter how hard you try, lol) :)

persians are not arab nor do they wear burqa.
russtafa
11-24-2011, 12:18 AM
persians are not arab nor do they wear burqa.middle eastern ,same difference
Dino Velvet
11-25-2011, 03:56 AM
Ah finish eetin'!!! She gonna need a bigger cunt!!!

Jaws theme!! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4)

MADtv - (HQ) Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man - Tapped Out - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUiUP-FRqFw)