Your most exotic or unusual sex experience ?

[MrF]

What's the most exotic / unusual / wild sexual experience you've had ?

No felonies, please !

Here's one for me that stands out. It happened just 2 years ago. I was driving along a street around midnight and passed a woman (GGirl) who was riding her bike. She was in her 30's and was pretty, slender, with huge breasts, truly enormous breasts on a thin body. Very nice. I figured she was not a prostitute but there was something about her that made me circle back. I really don't do stuff like that, but maybe I caught a look from her -- I don't remember what inspired me, but I also must have calculated subconsciously that since she was pretty and not all that young she'd know how to brush me off, having experience with such things. So I caught up with her and made conversation. She smiled and was friendly. I did my best to be polite and to put her at ease, but at the same time I was rather blunt about what I wanted. To my surprise, she accepted my invitation; she hid her bike in some bushes and got into my car ! We ended up in a vacant lot a few blocks away, getting down and dirty. We had to get out of the car because I'm too tall to do it in the car. It was all so spontaneous, a rush of passion, and incredibly explosive ! And a little dangerous, being out in public. She really responded, too.

Afterwards she told me how exciting it was, and gave me a lot of praise which I'm too modest to write about. As I was driving her back she asked me to stay in contact. She had no cell phone but gave me her home phone number. She lived with a man, and instructed me on how to talk if he answered (I was supposed to be trying to hire her; she was a private nurse for elderly). I ended up throwing away the number, however. I think she knew I would not call, too, because as she gave me the number she asked me, "You ARE going to call, aren't you ?". But I didn't. Either something was not quite right with the setup or there would be a potential jealous boyfriend. Either way, too much risk. But it was an amazing experience ... and those tits ... such good mammaries and good memories.

I've had a few other wild experiences. But first ... share yours ...

[Dino Velvet]

No felonies, huh?

[MrF]

^ No felonies allowed on this thread ! And only things done by mutual consent. Now, that shouldn't be too much of a constraint, should it ?

[Faldur]

There was this one time at band camp..

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[Brandi Boots]

There was this one time at band camp..

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Almost peed my panties! nice

[Tika]

I was working the front desk at a local hotel, and this *really* cute MILF was in the lobby, still a bit drunk from the night before. After she renewed her room for another night, we started chatting because it was pretty dead.

Turns out she's unhappily married and was having mixed feelings about having been out the night before with some friends and not taking advantage of a hot guy that she and her friends had picked up. Since I'm a good listener, she just ends up talking more and more, while I try and give some advice.

So she starts asking me about where the best place is to go pick someone up. I told her I don't really go out and it'd be tricky for me anyways. That caught her attention, so she started asking why. I told her I liked women but that wasn't the real issue.

Finally I end up telling her I'm trans, and she's all wide-eyed and asking questions. I'm trying to keep it discreet because we're both sitting in chairs in the lobby, but I manage to answer in between going back to the desk, taking phone calls and whatnot.

Turns out she's curious as hell about me. I can't remember exactly how it came up, but I think she was lamenting about feeling unwanted and unappreciated. I told her I thought she was cute as hell and if she ever decided to switch teams I'd appreciate her all night :P Well that did it. She asked me to give her a call after my shift was over, let her think about it. I figured nothing would come of it, so I headed home after my shift. When I called her room she sounded a little drunk but she wanted me to come down and see her.

So here's me thinking "How the hell do I get through the front lobby where I work, avoid talking to my coworkers on the evening shift and still look sexy for a possible one-night stand?". I got ready, walked down and made up some bullshit story about meeting a friend there, then said I had to go to the bathroom. I snuck upstairs and knocked on the woman's door, and she let me in.

So there's this hockey mom in a cotton nightie looking me up and down, and there's about a dozen empty beer cans on the table beside her. Great, she's drunk as hell. She's also nervous and wants to talk first, get to know each other. Not quite the slam dunk I was expecting.

I start telling her about my life, such as it is, this and that. I figured she just had cold feet and didn't know how to tell me to get lost. Nope, turns out she just wanted to get to know me as a person before we did anything. She stands up as I'm talking and just *fwoomp* pops the nightie over her head, catching me completely by surprise. And for a 52-year old woman, she's got a really nice body. Small perky boobs, bit of a belly, but decent shape otherwise.

Long story short, she was really, really into it and we had a great time. I even got her to grab my head and say "Lick my pussy, bitch" at one point. Her hubby didn't like going down on her and she was all paranoid. I said "Lesbians like eating pussy, honey." At the end she was sticking her fingers up my ass and licking my taint while I jerked off.

Never saw her again, but I tried to call a couple of times to see if she wanted to come back to visit (she lives about 4 hours away). No go on that, sadly. I just found out yesterday she has a Facebook profile, so I said hi and added her.

[MatiasTz]

It was my first St. Paddy's Day after moving to NYC. A friend to me an Irish bar down on east 23rd. Very crowded, real fun. I wind up dancing with this female cop - in uniform.

After a few boilermakers, we go out to the squad car parked in the alley behind the bar and fuck. We're in the back seat, I've got her hands cuffed behind her and she's sucking my cock , when her male partner opens the front door, says, "Company!" gets in the front seat with a girl. The whole time we're all fucking, the cop radio's chattering and being ignored.

I suppose this should have been a porn plot, but there you go. This is not my kinkiest experience, but it is my wierdest.

[Dino Velvet]

^ No felonies allowed on this thread ! And only things done by mutual consent. Now, that shouldn't be too much of a constraint, should it ?

It's a little vanilla if you have to ask first.

[MrF]

There were at least two interesting / useful responses so far. Keep the stories coming.

[BellaBellucci]

I played with a (fully!) intersexed girl. She posted here for a bit a while back and then disappeared. :?

~BB~

[Stavros]

Open air sex -at night usually. I have done the Bois de Boulogne many times in the past, but it is becoming more dangerous, with the girls most likely to steal all they can from the clients, as well as some aggressive young men hanging around the GGs of whom there are more these days. Nice was also a favourite location when I was working in the South of France many years ago, I haven't been in recent years but one of my first encounters was with a mature tv on a back street just off the Promenade des Anglais where about 6 girls worked the seafront. At the other end, on the Rue de Californie there was another group, with occasional street walkers after midnight strung along the Promenade. I had one in her car around 1am, we could have been busted had the police driven by, and they don't mess around in Nice. Incidentally more than 50% of the girls in those days were French. I think that scene is gone now, but its the open air and the spontaneity which made it work. And the fresh sea air I guess! And I am referring to transexuals and transvestites not genetic girls.

[MrF]

^ Your mention of France brings back memories. I met an extremelly beautiful African girl in Nice. She was from Senegal. That encounter made me think about taking a vacation to Dakar to find more like her. I read about Senegal and other African destinations in travel books, and back then had the disposable income to afford such trips, but I could never summon up the courage to go. Nowadays, after more experience, I've got enough courage but too many financial obligations and can't afford it. I'll never make it to Africa, so I have to settle for memories like the one of that girl in Nice.

[Stavros]

Senegal has a good reputation for West African countries, I knew an American who lived there for a year when his wife was posted there and he loved it -like a lot of countries and not just African ones, success or failure is down to your common sense. Nice seems to divide people, but I always liked it -large enough to be anonymous where Antibes for example is just too small. Not sure what the scene is like on the Cote d'Azure these days, maybe I should go back and find out.

[LIYankees]

i once had consensual sex with a female in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

[Dino Velvet]

I had a date with this cocktail waitress who met me at her work to watch a show. We sat at a table with another couple. I started sensing that the other dude didn't seem to be much into his date maybe not being a fan of the ladies at all. Dude took off and I knew what was up. The 3 of us somehow squeezed into a Mazda RX-7 and drove off to Hancock Park occasionally pulling over to switch seats and partners.

The 3 of us totally got it on. It was fun, especially for me, as the ladies were being competitive with each other. Unfortunately, I liked the other girl but was way more into my original date so she felt a little neglected. The next morning me getting driven to my car by them was strange too. The other girl made sure to give me her information in front of my date in that little car. Date didn't appreciate it but said nothing. I eventually got back to my car.

Went out with the original date again taking her out for drinks. I was mauling her and she pushed me away a little. She wants to take it slow now and told me exactly that. WTF? Two days ago I saw her licking a Mexican girl's asshole and liking it too.

I pretty much laughed and called it a night. She confronted me at my work (a gym with many employees) and yelled like heck. She made me seem like the worst sleazeball ever. Half of the girls I worked with were nodding as she was screaming.

[MatiasTz]

i once had consensual sex with a female in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Now that's kinky.

Way too wierd for me.

[caliuncut]

A few years back I was replying to some T4M craigslist personals and got a response from this ridiculously hot TS. I thought it was too good to be true...she didn't want money but she only wanted me over super late like after midnite. I almost dismissed her, but i took a chance and I show up to her penthouse apt here in LA and opening the door is an insanely hot asian TS dressed like a catholic school girl. We engage in a makeout session like none other I have experienced...She then proceeds to freakin rape me in 69 position, beautiful smooth asshole in my face and my cock buried in her throat for a nonstop 90 mins. She was a sex machine. Once done, she dismissed me like a bootycall...lol She would then occasionally call me with a private number late at night, and ask how quick I could get to her. She never told me her name or would give me her number....Anyways shes had SRS since...and I found shes an escort. I've wanted to call her again cuz shes so hot...but I'm not really into the post op thing.

[caliuncut]

This is such a great thread tailor made for this board. Whats the problem, is everyone shy all of a sudden?

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I was at a bar once and this really hot chick pulled me behind the black curtain near the front door, got on her knees popped out her tits and started giving me a blowjob................

;)

Jennifer Paris ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!