Truckers Thread

[Erika1487]

Way back when I used to drive truck, (Owner Operator) for Millis Transfer (Beer & Liquor), of Black River falls WI and P I & I Motor Express (Steel Coils) of Sharon PA.
I still have my CDL but have not driven in yrs.

Here is a 'small window' into my former trucking operation as a solo Owner Operator...these projections where based on income earned in 2001 for a Business Loan I took out in Dec of 01..
Sadly Since 2005-early 2006 the industry has gone hell and I would not climb back out onto the road if wild horses dragged me. I do keep my license as a 'back up plan' just in case.

So any other drivers or former drivers out there? Has trucking got so bad that drivers are worse off than in the mid 80's?
Also you four wheelers (nontruckers) have funny trucker stories please share.

Erika

[Silcc69]

I've been somewhat curious of becoming a truck driver but i'm so scared of the way people drive and the repercussions of somebody running into me.

[jerseyboy72]

I was a truck driver for almost 12 years, no longer one. Teamster local 107 out of Philadelphia, local only. We were in vans. I was there only for heath benefits, I never went to work there much. I always had other business stuff going on. I always missed about 6 months of work out of every year, never got fired cause my union was so strong. lol

[Erika1487]

I've been somewhat curious of becoming a truck driver but i'm so scared of the way people drive and the repercussions of somebody running into me.

The one thing about driving truck you can't have is fear or hesitation in an 80,000lb rig.
That being said it is really not that hard to drive one, it takes alot patience and a cool hand at the wheel. All of that comes in time. The frist rig I ever drove was my grandfather's 1967 Mack R model with a Dual stick 4 x 4 transmission with no power steering. I was so white knuckled I don't even remember where the hell I was going. I do rember getting back in one piece though and after that driving truck was as easy as riding a bicycle.

[Erika1487]

I was a truck driver for almost 12 years, no longer one. Teamster local 107 out of Philadelphia, local only. We were in vans. I was there only for heath benefits, I never went to work there much. I always had other business stuff going on. I always missed about 6 months of work out of every year, never got fired cause my union was so strong. lol

All of PI &I Motor Express company drivers where teamsters. I was an owner Operator and found them pretty good guys to deal with the excecption of how they treated thier equipment :/

[Dino Velvet]

Who goes to The Titty Twister? Truckers and bikers only.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8pViIyoZjdk/TAI6H9WEwNI/AAAAAAAARBo/CCLPE-s_ScA/s1600/Snapshotstrip_001.png

http://inthefresh09.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/dtd1.jpg

[Willie Escalade]

I drove a bus for the LACMTA...similar, but not really a truck driver.

[Caff_Racer]

Not really a funny story about truckers, just a personal anecdote.

About five years ago, a friend and I were on our bikes, riding back from a bikers' meet in Bilbao. Just past Zaragoza my bike started having ignition problems and as a result one of the cylinders would cut out, with the corresponding drop in power (and on a 65 bhp twin, that's the kind of thing that you notice). So we had to get off the motorway and ride the rather daunting stretch of the N-II between Zaragoza and Fraga, which is a two-lane road that is heaving with HGV traffic five days a week. We began overtaking lines of traffic made up of up to seven artics: the only way was to overtake the lot in one go. It was a breeze for my mate on his Triumph Speed Triple 955, but on my wee Thruxton running on half an engine it was a fucking horror story. It was made worse by the fact that the oncoming traffic was the same as that which we were overtaking.

Thankfully, the truckies took pity on us and radioed to each other that two bikes (one of which sounded well crook) were on the move, and in both directions the rigs would all pull across to their respective hard shoulders to give us enough room to pass safely up the middle of the road. From that day on I've always respected truckies, because somehow they have the same spirit of camaraderie as bikers.

[BigDF]

I never drove an 18 wheeler, but I drove a lumber delivery truck in the late seventies. It was a real dog of a truck and since it had a habit of shedding front wheels there weren't too many guys willing to drive it. But while that sounds pretty bad the wheels only fell off when the truck was going slow and turning hard. A few days after I started driving it I went to a place down along the river to pick up some poles for a barn we'd sold and the wheel fell off back where I was supposed to load. The guy driving the big Pettibone loader nearly fell off it, he was laughing so hard.

In the meantime I took a look at the wheel and discovered why this kept happening. The inner seal was shot and allowed all the axle grease to leak out in the course of about six months between the incidents and subsequent repairs. Having worked on cars a lot with my dad, I knew how much of pain it was to remove those old seals and replace them. I made sure the garage where we had the truck worked on was aware of my experience and that they return the used parts to us when we fixed the truck.

I briefly considered going to truck driving school when I was laid off from my factory job in 1994, but after watching a few bleary eyed drivers trying to reconcile their "official" logbooks and the ones they used to get paid for the time they really drove, I decided it would be better to go back and get my degree in Technical Writing.

I'm not at all sure that the CDL licenses intended to do away with the old practice of drivers maintaining licenses in every state they drive in has been such a good thing, because there seem to be a lot of people out there that don't understand truck driving driving the damned things. :yayo:

[S6XN9NE]

I drive a lot with my work and particularly on the I-80 corridor between Illinois and Indiana. I have never seen anything like the past five or so years as way too many truckers ignore staying out of the left two lanes, driving right up on folks tails and the worst, especially when I am riding my motorcycle, shredding tires including the entire outer tire ring along the roads. I know there are good ones still out there but there seems to be a huge influx of bad ones.............

[Rolando]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3VN54M1OXA

[Erika1487]

I drove a bus for the LACMTA...similar, but not really a truck driver.

Cool. My first driving Job was a Small ADA bus for handicap adults. I drove for them about a a yr in 1999.

[Erika1487]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3VN54M1OXA

Cledus Maggard - CB Lingo - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_Tje6kdeLg)

[natina]

THOSE NO GOOD TRUCKERS
Blowfly Rap Dirty - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SpY6z5F-CU)



better version


THOSE NO GOOD TRUCKERS


blowfly -blowfly's rapp - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXY5AZzaa1I&feature=related)


Blowflys Rapp Rapp Dirty lyrics
by Blowfly (http://m.kovideo.net/l/b/Blowfly/)



This is Blowfly, the master of class
And I`m here to sock some soul to your ass
Guys and girls, bull dikes and faggots
Gonna rap in your ear till your ass get ragged
If the world should end I`ll be under no string
I`d blast right off with my ding-a-ling
Gonna rap to you all motherfuckers
About my best friends, those no-good truckers
Ride down the road carryin` a load
Feelin` more sexy than a pregnant toad
Checkin` out the scene on my CB
`Cause I don`t want no bears fuckin` with me
That`s a big 10-4, good buddy
Smokin` weed, feelin` fine
When suddenly I see a blue light behind
Uh, caller dickhead, check out my crack
I think I got a bear on my back
He`s on my a** and that`s no joke
But I`m gonna eave that blue light motherfucker in the smoke
10-4
Said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha
Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh
1-2, I said fuck you
3-4, your mammy`s a w****
5-6, check out this d***, yeah
While I was goin` around the corner, doin` about 80
Lookin` between the thighs of some big p**** lady
While checkin` out the thigs of this fine, h**
I could tell she had a lotta ass below
But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat
I said, "Hey bitch, give me some of this fine meat"
She said, "I got it here, so come on with it
But just make sure you got enough meat to get it"
I said, "My hands are large, and my p**** is bigger
Just open up your eyes while I pull my trigger, yeah"
I grabbed the bitch by the hair and then headed for the room
She had a fine body, but a face like a coon
She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes
As the funk from her p**** started f***in` with my nose
Suddenly I find that it all was a waste
`Cause there was a big penus starin` me in the face
I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand
What I thought was a bitch was nothin` but a man
An you know what I did then, huh
I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
And I got the hell out of there, that`s what I did
So I grabbed my s*** and got back in the truck
And I thought to myself, "What the fuck"
After messin` up my day and spoilin` my plans
I said to myself I can still use my hand
Thought about the fine bitch I had back home
And suddenly I couldn`t help but to play with my bone, yeah
While ridin` to the state of Alabama
In a little town where I loved around
I went in this bar, said "What the heck
Motherf***er no good redneck
Some a**hole at the end of the bar
Said, "Hey, nigger boy, do you know who you are"
I pulled out my dick and broke the bartenders glass
And I said, "All you motherfuckers can`t kick my ass"
I remember what my daddy said one night
He said, "Niggers penus% is bigger than whites"
But my black ass was in for a big surprise
`Cause that crackers dick was three times my size
And of course you know, that isn`t a big 10-4
Uh, I said, "Feets, don`t y`all fail me now
Let`s get the hell outta here"
He said, "Boy, I`m gon` kick your ass till your head turn blue
There ain`t nothin` I hate worser than a nigger or Jew"
I said, "Are you sure you wanna fuck with me
I`m a distant cousin to Muhammad Ali"
Suddenly his big penus began to shrink
He said, "Come on, boy, let`s have a drink"
Those rednecks in the corner started gettin` up outta their seats
Carryin` big clubs, wearin` white sheets
He said, "Listen nigger man
I`m the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan
He said, "There`s no nigger badder than me
Motherfuckers you and Muhammad Ali"
I threw my drink in his face and I started to run
As I felt the lead from his shotgun
I got in my rig and covered up my face
And I drove my truck threw that motherfuckin` place
H**s started to run with glass in their hair
And the cracker`s ass was flyin` everywhere
The grand dragon was on the ground with his a** bloody
And I looked at him, I said, "10-4, good buddy, yeah"
I reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine
And I looked in the mirror and said, "I can`t stand myself sometimes, huh"
And then I said, I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah
I`m the boss with the shoot off
I`m the king with the ding-a-ling
I`m the hound with the crown
I`m the dog with it all
I`m the prince with dollar sense
I`m the king with the sweet thing, yeah
I said uh, I said ah
I said fee, fee, fum, fum, ooh, ooh, come, come
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty

[Erika1487]

I never drove an 18 wheeler, but I drove a lumber delivery truck in the late seventies. It was a real dog of a truck and since it had a habit of shedding front wheels there weren't too many guys willing to drive it. But while that sounds pretty bad the wheels only fell off when the truck was going slow and turning hard. A few days after I started driving it I went to a place down along the river to pick up some poles for a barn we'd sold and the wheel fell off back where I was supposed to load. The guy driving the big Pettibone loader nearly fell off it, he was laughing so hard.

In the meantime I took a look at the wheel and discovered why this kept happening. The inner seal was shot and allowed all the axle grease to leak out in the course of about six months between the incidents and subsequent repairs. Having worked on cars a lot with my dad, I knew how much of pain it was to remove those old seals and replace them. I made sure the garage where we had the truck worked on was aware of my experience and that they return the used parts to us when we fixed the truck.

I briefly considered going to truck driving school when I was laid off from my factory job in 1994, but after watching a few bleary eyed drivers trying to reconcile their "official" logbooks and the ones they used to get paid for the time they really drove, I decided it would be better to go back and get my degree in Technical Writing.

I'm not at all sure that the CDL licenses intended to do away with the old practice of drivers maintaining licenses in every state they drive in has been such a good thing, because there seem to be a lot of people out there that don't understand truck driving driving the damned things. :yayo:

It was a good idea to go back to school:) You know for the money you make in trucking when you consider how many real hours your behind the road it = 2 jobs when you count the real hrs :/

[Erika1487]

THOSE NO GOOD TRUCKERS
Blowfly Rap Dirty - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SpY6z5F-CU)


Blowflys Rapp Rapp Dirty lyrics
by Blowfly (http://m.kovideo.net/l/b/Blowfly/)


This is Blowfly, the master of class
And I`m here to sock some soul to your ass
Guys and girls, bull dikes and faggots
Gonna rap in your ear till your ass get ragged
If the world should end I`ll be under no string
I`d blast right off with my ding-a-ling
Gonna rap to you all motherfuckers
About my best friends, those no-good truckers
Ride down the road carryin` a load
Feelin` more sexy than a pregnant toad
Checkin` out the scene on my CB
`Cause I don`t want no bears fuckin` with me
That`s a big 10-4, good buddy
Smokin` weed, feelin` fine
When suddenly I see a blue light behind
Uh, caller dickhead, check out my crack
I think I got a bear on my back
He`s on my a** and that`s no joke
But I`m gonna eave that blue light motherfucker in the smoke
10-4
Said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha
Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh
1-2, I said fuck you
3-4, your mammy`s a w****
5-6, check out this d***, yeah
While I was goin` around the corner, doin` about 80
Lookin` between the thighs of some big p**** lady
While checkin` out the thigs of this fine, h**
I could tell she had a lotta ass below
But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat
I said, "Hey bitch, give me some of this fine meat"
She said, "I got it here, so come on with it
But just make sure you got enough meat to get it"
I said, "My hands are large, and my p**** is bigger
Just open up your eyes while I pull my trigger, yeah"
I grabbed the bitch by the hair and then headed for the room
She had a fine body, but a face like a coon
She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes
As the funk from her p**** started f***in` with my nose
Suddenly I find that it all was a waste
`Cause there was a big penus starin` me in the face
I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand
What I thought was a bitch was nothin` but a man
An you know what I did then, huh
I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
And I got the hell out of there, that`s what I did
So I grabbed my s*** and got back in the truck
And I thought to myself, "What the fuck"
After messin` up my day and spoilin` my plans
I said to myself I can still use my hand
Thought about the fine bitch I had back home
And suddenly I couldn`t help but to play with my bone, yeah
While ridin` to the state of Alabama
In a little town where I loved around
I went in this bar, said "What the heck
Motherf***er no good redneck
Some a**hole at the end of the bar
Said, "Hey, nigger boy, do you know who you are"
I pulled out my dick and broke the bartenders glass
And I said, "All you motherfuckers can`t kick my ass"
I remember what my daddy said one night
He said, "Niggers penus% is bigger than whites"
But my black ass was in for a big surprise
`Cause that crackers dick was three times my size
And of course you know, that isn`t a big 10-4
Uh, I said, "Feets, don`t y`all fail me now
Let`s get the hell outta here"
He said, "Boy, I`m gon` kick your ass till your head turn blue
There ain`t nothin` I hate worser than a nigger or Jew"
I said, "Are you sure you wanna fuck with me
I`m a distant cousin to Muhammad Ali"
Suddenly his big penus began to shrink
He said, "Come on, boy, let`s have a drink"
Those rednecks in the corner started gettin` up outta their seats
Carryin` big clubs, wearin` white sheets
He said, "Listen nigger man
I`m the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan
He said, "There`s no nigger badder than me
Motherfuckers you and Muhammad Ali"
I threw my drink in his face and I started to run
As I felt the lead from his shotgun
I got in my rig and covered up my face
And I drove my truck threw that motherfuckin` place
H**s started to run with glass in their hair
And the cracker`s ass was flyin` everywhere
The grand dragon was on the ground with his a** bloody
And I looked at him, I said, "10-4, good buddy, yeah"
I reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine
And I looked in the mirror and said, "I can`t stand myself sometimes, huh"
And then I said, I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah
I`m the boss with the shoot off
I`m the king with the ding-a-ling
I`m the hound with the crown
I`m the dog with it all
I`m the prince with dollar sense
I`m the king with the sweet thing, yeah
I said uh, I said ah
I said fee, fee, fum, fum, ooh, ooh, come, come
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty

Ok Natina you don't make me laugh much, but that got me :cheers:

[needsum]

http://movieclips.com/XnWrG-from-dusk-till-dawn-movie-the-titty-twister/

[natina]

Originally Posted by natina http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/images/ca_serenity/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/showthread.php?p=1048167#post1048167)
THOSE NO GOOD TRUCKERS



Blowfly Rap Dirty - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SpY6z5F-CU)


better version


THOSE NO GOOD TRUCKERS


blowfly -blowfly's rapp - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXY5AZzaa1I&feature=related)



Blowflys Rapp Rapp Dirty lyrics
by Blowfly (http://m.kovideo.net/l/b/Blowfly/)



This is Blowfly, the master of class
And I`m here to sock some soul to your ass
Guys and girls, bull dikes and faggots
Gonna rap in your ear till your ass get ragged
If the world should end I`ll be under no string
I`d blast right off with my ding-a-ling
Gonna rap to you all motherfuckers
About my best friends, those no-good truckers
Ride down the road carryin` a load
Feelin` more sexy than a pregnant toad
Checkin` out the scene on my CB
`Cause I don`t want no bears fuckin` with me
That`s a big 10-4, good buddy
Smokin` weed, feelin` fine
When suddenly I see a blue light behind
Uh, caller dickhead, check out my crack
I think I got a bear on my back
He`s on my a** and that`s no joke
But I`m gonna eave that blue light motherfucker in the smoke
10-4
Said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha
Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh
1-2, I said fuck you
3-4, your mammy`s a w****
5-6, check out this d***, yeah
While I was goin` around the corner, doin` about 80
Lookin` between the thighs of some big p**** lady
While checkin` out the thigs of this fine, h**
I could tell she had a lotta ass below
But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat
I said, "Hey bitch, give me some of this fine meat"
She said, "I got it here, so come on with it
But just make sure you got enough meat to get it"
I said, "My hands are large, and my p**** is bigger
Just open up your eyes while I pull my trigger, yeah"
I grabbed the bitch by the hair and then headed for the room
She had a fine body, but a face like a coon
She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes
As the funk from her p**** started f***in` with my nose
Suddenly I find that it all was a waste
`Cause there was a big penus starin` me in the face
I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand
What I thought was a bitch was nothin` but a man
An you know what I did then, huh
I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
And I got the hell out of there, that`s what I did
So I grabbed my s*** and got back in the truck
And I thought to myself, "What the fuck"
After messin` up my day and spoilin` my plans
I said to myself I can still use my hand
Thought about the fine bitch I had back home
And suddenly I couldn`t help but to play with my bone, yeah
While ridin` to the state of Alabama
In a little town where I loved around
I went in this bar, said "What the heck
Motherf***er no good redneck
Some a**hole at the end of the bar
Said, "Hey, nigger boy, do you know who you are"
I pulled out my dick and broke the bartenders glass
And I said, "All you motherfuckers can`t kick my ass"
I remember what my daddy said one night
He said, "Niggers penus% is bigger than whites"
But my black ass was in for a big surprise
`Cause that crackers dick was three times my size
And of course you know, that isn`t a big 10-4
Uh, I said, "Feets, don`t y`all fail me now
Let`s get the hell outta here"
He said, "Boy, I`m gon` kick your ass till your head turn blue
There ain`t nothin` I hate worser than a nigger or Jew"
I said, "Are you sure you wanna fuck with me
I`m a distant cousin to Muhammad Ali"
Suddenly his big penus began to shrink
He said, "Come on, boy, let`s have a drink"
Those rednecks in the corner started gettin` up outta their seats
Carryin` big clubs, wearin` white sheets
He said, "Listen nigger man
I`m the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan
He said, "There`s no nigger badder than me
Motherfuckers you and Muhammad Ali"
I threw my drink in his face and I started to run
As I felt the lead from his shotgun
I got in my rig and covered up my face
And I drove my truck threw that motherfuckin` place
H**s started to run with glass in their hair
And the cracker`s ass was flyin` everywhere
The grand dragon was on the ground with his a** bloody
And I looked at him, I said, "10-4, good buddy, yeah"
I reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine
And I looked in the mirror and said, "I can`t stand myself sometimes, huh"
And then I said, I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah
I`m the boss with the shoot off
I`m the king with the ding-a-ling
I`m the hound with the crown
I`m the dog with it all
I`m the prince with dollar sense
I`m the king with the sweet thing, yeah
I said uh, I said ah
I said fee, fee, fum, fum, ooh, ooh, come, come
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty

Ok Natina you don't make me laugh much, but that got me :cheers:
Ok Natina you don't make me laugh much, but that got me :cheers:

[Erika1487]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=443O_1MqICQ

[onmyknees]

I drove an 18 wheeler for a spell when I came back from overseas and didn't feel like dealing with people.... Drove from northern Cali down into Mexico, then back to the east coast. Back then there was more drugs and toothless hookers at truck stops than in Bangkok ....and that's saying something. Too much coffee, greasy food, speed, and sleepless nights. It's not a healthy lifestyle as BJ and the Bear portrayed.

[hippifried]

Little Feat - Willin' - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrCMlSWlDX8&feature=related)

[jerseyboy72]

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTlAAEaxckQ

[russtafa]

i have driven trucks most of my life and most of the time it was great fun but in the end it fucked me up

[Erika1487]

I drove an 18 wheeler for a spell when I came back from overseas and didn't feel like dealing with people.... Drove from northern Cali down into Mexico, then back to the east coast. Back then there was more drugs and toothless hookers at truck stops than in Bangkok ....and that's saying something. Too much coffee, greasy food, speed, and sleepless nights. It's not a healthy lifestyle as BJ and the Bear portrayed.

That's pretty cool omk! I never drove down to Mexico, I ran in 42 of 48 states though. Cali and Ill where the two worst states imho. Ill being the worse of the two. I remember waking up at a truckstop in Gary In and seeing yellow tape around the cab of the truck two spots down. Appernty the driver in question was stabed five times by a lot lizard for $40.

[Erika1487]

i have driven trucks most of my life and most of the time it was great fun but in the end it fucked me up

I have always wanted to try my hand at driving one of those road trains.

[russtafa]

my cousin ended up with dead cattle all around it after driving 5 days straight with speed and an overturned truck,but the laws are better now .

[Erika1487]

my cousin ended up with dead cattle all around it after driving 5 days straight with speed and an overturned truck,but the laws are better now .

Yeah there are alot of drivers over here that do the same thing!!

[Teddy P.]

What the fuck kind of tranny would start a thread about driving trucks?

[natina]

better version



THOSE NO GOOD TRUCKERS



blowfly -blowfly's rapp - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXY5AZzaa1I&feature=related)

Blowflys Rapp Rapp Dirty lyrics
by Blowfly (http://m.kovideo.net/l/b/Blowfly/)



This is Blowfly, the master of class
And I`m here to sock some soul to your ass
Guys and girls, bull dikes and faggots
Gonna rap in your ear till your ass get ragged
If the world should end I`ll be under no string
I`d blast right off with my ding-a-ling
Gonna rap to you all motherfuckers
About my best friends, those no-good truckers
Ride down the road carryin` a load
Feelin` more sexy than a pregnant toad
Checkin` out the scene on my CB
`Cause I don`t want no bears fuckin` with me
That`s a big 10-4, good buddy
Smokin` weed, feelin` fine
When suddenly I see a blue light behind
Uh, caller dickhead, check out my crack
I think I got a bear on my back
He`s on my a** and that`s no joke
But I`m gonna eave that blue light motherfucker in the smoke
10-4
Said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha
Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh
1-2, I said fuck you
3-4, your mammy`s a w****
5-6, check out this d***, yeah
While I was goin` around the corner, doin` about 80
Lookin` between the thighs of some big p**** lady
While checkin` out the thigs of this fine, h**
I could tell she had a lotta ass below
But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat
I said, "Hey bitch, give me some of this fine meat"
She said, "I got it here, so come on with it
But just make sure you got enough meat to get it"
I said, "My hands are large, and my p**** is bigger
Just open up your eyes while I pull my trigger, yeah"
I grabbed the bitch by the hair and then headed for the room
She had a fine body, but a face like a coon
She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes
As the funk from her p**** started f***in` with my nose
Suddenly I find that it all was a waste
`Cause there was a big penus starin` me in the face
I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand
What I thought was a bitch was nothin` but a man
An you know what I did then, huh
I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
And I got the hell out of there, that`s what I did
So I grabbed my s*** and got back in the truck
And I thought to myself, "What the fuck"
After messin` up my day and spoilin` my plans
I said to myself I can still use my hand
Thought about the fine bitch I had back home
And suddenly I couldn`t help but to play with my bone, yeah
While ridin` to the state of Alabama
In a little town where I loved around
I went in this bar, said "What the heck
Motherf***er no good redneck
Some a**hole at the end of the bar
Said, "Hey, nigger boy, do you know who you are"
I pulled out my dick and broke the bartenders glass
And I said, "All you motherfuckers can`t kick my ass"
I remember what my daddy said one night
He said, "Niggers penus% is bigger than whites"
But my black ass was in for a big surprise
`Cause that crackers dick was three times my size
And of course you know, that isn`t a big 10-4
Uh, I said, "Feets, don`t y`all fail me now
Let`s get the hell outta here"
He said, "Boy, I`m gon` kick your ass till your head turn blue
There ain`t nothin` I hate worser than a nigger or Jew"
I said, "Are you sure you wanna fuck with me
I`m a distant cousin to Muhammad Ali"
Suddenly his big penus began to shrink
He said, "Come on, boy, let`s have a drink"
Those rednecks in the corner started gettin` up outta their seats
Carryin` big clubs, wearin` white sheets
He said, "Listen nigger man
I`m the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan
He said, "There`s no nigger badder than me
Motherfuckers you and Muhammad Ali"
I threw my drink in his face and I started to run
As I felt the lead from his shotgun
I got in my rig and covered up my face
And I drove my truck threw that motherfuckin` place
H**s started to run with glass in their hair
And the cracker`s ass was flyin` everywhere
The grand dragon was on the ground with his a** bloody
And I looked at him, I said, "10-4, good buddy, yeah"
I reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine
And I looked in the mirror and said, "I can`t stand myself sometimes, huh"
And then I said, I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah
I`m the boss with the shoot off
I`m the king with the ding-a-ling
I`m the hound with the crown
I`m the dog with it all
I`m the prince with dollar sense
I`m the king with the sweet thing, yeah
I said uh, I said ah
I said fee, fee, fum, fum, ooh, ooh, come, come
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty

[russtafa]

i met a Tranny that drove buses here

[BigDF]

It was a good idea to go back to school:) You know for the money you make in trucking when you consider how many real hours your behind the road it = 2 jobs when you count the real hrs :/Yeah, I kind of got that watching the guy that came in from Syracuse to pick up our alloy scrap. He always looked like he was dead on his feet. One of our private carriage guys told me about how when he was younger he and another guy would team up to the East Coast on the weekends, essentially driving seven days a week. Back then they would run US50 through Ohio and one Sunday he was coming through Hillsboro, OH and got scared and woke up his partner to take over because of the kids he kept seeing getting ready to dart out in front of him. Turned out they were fire hydrants...:yayo:

[Erika1487]

What the fuck kind of tranny would start a thread about driving trucks?

Teddy P

[Erika1487]

Yeah, I kind of got that watching the guy that came in from Syracuse to pick up our alloy scrap. He always looked like he was dead on his feet. One of our private carriage guys told me about how when he was younger he and another guy would team up to the East Coast on the weekends, essentially driving seven days a week. Back then they would run US50 through Ohio and one Sunday he was coming through Hillsboro, OH and got scared and woke up his partner to take over because of the kids he kept seeing getting ready to dart out in front of him. Turned out they were fire hydrants...:yayo:

I used to fall asleep all the time after I would pull into a truck stop to 'work my log book' and slump over the steering wheel. It is not un common if you run out your log. I used to run 18hr days and fix my log book to read legal.(I kept two books) One day crossing the Fl border I realized my legal log book read I was sleeping in N.C oops:whistle:

[natina]

While I was goin` around the corner, doin` about 80
Lookin` between the thighs of some big p**** lady
While checkin` out the thigs of this fine, h**
I could tell she had a lotta ass below
But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat
I said, "Hey bitch, give me some of this fine meat"
She said, "I got it here, so come on with it
But just make sure you got enough meat to get it"
I said, "My hands are large, and my p**** is bigger
Just open up your eyes while I pull my trigger, yeah"
I grabbed the bitch by the hair and then headed for the room
She had a fine body, but a face like a coon
She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes
As the funk from her p**** started f***in` with my nose
Suddenly I find that it all was a waste
`Cause there was a big penus starin` me in the face
I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand
What I thought was a bitch was nothin` but a man
An you know what I did then, huh
I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
And I got the hell out of there, that`s what I did
So I grabbed my s*** and got back in the truck
And I thought to myself, "What the fuck"
After messin` up my day and spoilin` my plans
I said to myself I can still use my hand
Thought about the fine bitch I had back home
And suddenly I couldn`t help but to play with my bone, yeah



blowfly -blowfly's rapp - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXY5AZzaa1I&feature=related)

Blowflys Rapp Rapp Dirty lyrics
by Blowfly (http://m.kovideo.net/l/b/Blowfly/)



This is Blowfly, the master of class
And I`m here to sock some soul to your ass
Guys and girls, bull dikes and faggots
Gonna rap in your ear till your ass get ragged
If the world should end I`ll be under no string
I`d blast right off with my ding-a-ling
Gonna rap to you all motherfuckers
About my best friends, those no-good truckers
Ride down the road carryin` a load
Feelin` more sexy than a pregnant toad
Checkin` out the scene on my CB
`Cause I don`t want no bears fuckin` with me
That`s a big 10-4, good buddy
Smokin` weed, feelin` fine
When suddenly I see a blue light behind
Uh, caller dickhead, check out my crack
I think I got a bear on my back
He`s on my a** and that`s no joke
But I`m gonna eave that blue light motherfucker in the smoke
10-4
Said hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, ha, ha
Hih, ha, hih, ha, hih, heh, heh
1-2, I said fuck you
3-4, your mammy`s a w****
5-6, check out this d***, yeah
While I was goin` around the corner, doin` about 80
Lookin` between the thighs of some big p**** lady
While checkin` out the thigs of this fine, h**
I could tell she had a lotta ass below
But stopped up ahead for a bite to eat
I said, "Hey bitch, give me some of this fine meat"
She said, "I got it here, so come on with it
But just make sure you got enough meat to get it"
I said, "My hands are large, and my p**** is bigger
Just open up your eyes while I pull my trigger, yeah"
I grabbed the bitch by the hair and then headed for the room
She had a fine body, but a face like a coon
She sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes
As the funk from her p**** started f***in` with my nose
Suddenly I find that it all was a waste
`Cause there was a big penus starin` me in the face
I kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand
What I thought was a bitch was nothin` but a man
An you know what I did then, huh
I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
And I got the hell out of there, that`s what I did
So I grabbed my s*** and got back in the truck
And I thought to myself, "What the fuck"
After messin` up my day and spoilin` my plans
I said to myself I can still use my hand
Thought about the fine bitch I had back home
And suddenly I couldn`t help but to play with my bone, yeah
While ridin` to the state of Alabama
In a little town where I loved around
I went in this bar, said "What the heck
Motherf***er no good redneck
Some a**hole at the end of the bar
Said, "Hey, nigger boy, do you know who you are"
I pulled out my dick and broke the bartenders glass
And I said, "All you motherfuckers can`t kick my ass"
I remember what my daddy said one night
He said, "Niggers penus% is bigger than whites"
But my black ass was in for a big surprise
`Cause that crackers dick was three times my size
And of course you know, that isn`t a big 10-4
Uh, I said, "Feets, don`t y`all fail me now
Let`s get the hell outta here"
He said, "Boy, I`m gon` kick your ass till your head turn blue
There ain`t nothin` I hate worser than a nigger or Jew"
I said, "Are you sure you wanna fuck with me
I`m a distant cousin to Muhammad Ali"
Suddenly his big penus began to shrink
He said, "Come on, boy, let`s have a drink"
Those rednecks in the corner started gettin` up outta their seats
Carryin` big clubs, wearin` white sheets
He said, "Listen nigger man
I`m the grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan
He said, "There`s no nigger badder than me
Motherfuckers you and Muhammad Ali"
I threw my drink in his face and I started to run
As I felt the lead from his shotgun
I got in my rig and covered up my face
And I drove my truck threw that motherfuckin` place
H**s started to run with glass in their hair
And the cracker`s ass was flyin` everywhere
The grand dragon was on the ground with his a** bloody
And I looked at him, I said, "10-4, good buddy, yeah"
I reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine
And I looked in the mirror and said, "I can`t stand myself sometimes, huh"
And then I said, I said uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah, ah
Uh, I said ah
I said uh, ah, uh, ah
I`m the boss with the shoot off
I`m the king with the ding-a-ling
I`m the hound with the crown
I`m the dog with it all
I`m the prince with dollar sense
I`m the king with the sweet thing, yeah
I said uh, I said ah
I said fee, fee, fum, fum, ooh, ooh, come, come
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ooh, ooh, ah, ah
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty
Rapp dirty

[Luvs T Gyrls]

http://youtu.be/wHbGhEfnh2E

[bimale69]

A lot of companies like the one i drive for now have E -logs, so if a driver gets pulled into a scale, there's proof of whether he or she has been running legal or not. Plus from my experience, it keeps dispatch from pushing drivers too hard on hours.

[Erika1487]

Update
I now drive two days a week haulin logs. Pay is shitty just 10 bucks an hr for 20hrs a week
My rig is a 1985 mack it has been beat too hell over the years but, it is strong enough to pull 50,000lbs of logs.