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FreddieGomez
11-14-2011, 03:50 AM
How the hell?

Man with black son - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og4oC1Z-3Jk&feature=related)

onmyknees
11-14-2011, 04:13 AM
That's a real fucking knee slapper. Let's see....we have marriage infidelity, deception, dishonesty, a child unsure of who his father is, or what his identity is, and now the whole world knows his dirty little secret, and now 4 lives destroyed.

.Did you say you were a parent?

Dino Velvet
11-14-2011, 04:16 AM
If I don't see a leash the bitch is a cheater!

MdR Dave
11-14-2011, 04:20 AM
No way that's real. Unless that's just one dumb fu€k. How else could he not know?

Nivek
11-14-2011, 04:24 AM
I saw this a long time ago, I had a hard time believing it, I mean there's denial, then there's sticking your head into a hole a pouring wet cement in to harden. There is NO way this was real. Maury must've been laughing his ass off in post production.

Silcc69
11-14-2011, 04:25 AM
LOL Freddie ur a mess. Anyways I guess she just need a mandingo in her life.

loveboof
11-14-2011, 04:31 AM
That is one ugly woman! I'm amazed she got 3 different men to shag her tbh...

There are quite a few cases where white parents have genetically given birth to black babies, and vice versa:

http://http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3060907/Black-parents-give-birth-to-white-baby.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3060907/Black-parents-give-birth-to-white-baby.html)

Skin colour is not important.

MdR Dave
11-14-2011, 04:38 AM
That is one ugly woman! I'm amazed she got 3 different men to shag her tbh...

There are quite a few cases where white parents have genetically given birth to black babies, and vice versa.
Definitely happens- it's just a gene that both father and mother need to carry, right?

With you on the "ugly woman" part. If I was black I'd be offended that Maury was perpetuating the myth that it's always fat, jacked up chicks that cross racial borders.

But at least they made her blonde. . .ain't it always that $hit- don't lie! LOL!

EDIT: playfully putting forth another stereotype after chastising Maury= not racist. I promise.

Silcc69
11-14-2011, 04:48 AM
That is one ugly woman! I'm amazed she got 3 different men to shag her tbh...

There are quite a few cases where white parents have genetically given birth to black babies, and vice versa:

http://http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3060907/Black-parents-give-birth-to-white-baby.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3060907/Black-parents-give-birth-to-white-baby.html)

Skin colour is not important.

It's not like he is a complete looker himself. Dude looks like ET's long lost cousin or somethin.

Dino Velvet
11-14-2011, 05:02 AM
Many paternity episodes on Maury turn into Soul Train when the test turns out negative. Look at all the fancy footwork.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/HappyNegroFindsOutHesNotBabyDaddy.gif

gmercer
11-14-2011, 05:23 AM
I used to watch Maury back in the 90's. I guess he's been doing the same stuff all this time. I remember when he used to do episodes with disabled kids and granted their wish, and helped them out. When Springer began to get huge ratings all the competing shows changed and Maury turned into the paternity test, lie detector test, man or woman, and "guess what mom, I'm a prostitute/porn star" show.

One paternity storyline that I vividly recall, was a white girl that brought on a dude thinking he was the father. He wasn't. Then she came back like a month later with two new guys, neither of them were the father. Then she came back for a third time with three different guys, and none of them were the father. This is the same baby we're talking about here. So she had to have fucked at least 7 different guys within a couple of weeks or so, for her to think they could have been the father.

Dino Velvet
11-14-2011, 05:45 AM
Whatever happened to Jenny Jones? I even see Sally Jesse's hand rise from the grave a few times a year.

No photoshop here. She's that hot.:salad

http://shahidul.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/hand-600-pix.jpg

Silcc69
11-14-2011, 05:59 AM
Dino, this is the best version

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1455576_o.gif

Dino Velvet
11-14-2011, 06:01 AM
Dino, this is the best version

http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1455576_o.gif

You're right. I'll delete mine and keep yours. :cheers: