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Brittany St Jordan
11-11-2011, 12:28 AM
November 10, 1775 in Tun Tavern located in Philly, a group of drunken guys with guns determined that the Navy were a bunch of bitches who couldn't shoot guns to save their asses. So in order to keep the fledgling country from falling back to the Brits and keep the Navy from dying, the United States Marine Corps was born.

So to every current, former and future Jarhead, OOO-Fucking-rah and Semper Fi Motherfuckers!!!!



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BellaBellucci
11-11-2011, 12:30 AM
Happy birthday, ya crazy bastards, from a fan of the Air Force. :lol:

~BB~

Dino Velvet
11-11-2011, 12:33 AM
It's my honor to post in this thread. Semper Fi!!! Aaaaaaarrrrrrrgh!!!

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onmyknees
11-11-2011, 12:44 AM
Baby...Dino absolutely loves the fact that you're Semper Fi. He can't get that outta his head !

Yes...to all my jarhead brothers and sisters...Happy B day

MrsKellyPierce
11-11-2011, 12:45 AM
Happy Birthday Marines

Dino Velvet
11-11-2011, 12:49 AM
Baby...Dino absolutely loves the fact that you're Semper Fi. He can't get that outta his head !

Yes...to all my jarhead brothers and sisters...Happy B day

Anything that goes to Brittany goes to a good cause. Won't see her donating to any suspicious "charities". Know what I mean? She's one of us and that's why we like her.

Dino Velvet
11-11-2011, 12:51 AM
Happy Birthday Marines

How the Hell do you get so good lookin'?

MrsKellyPierce
11-11-2011, 12:52 AM
How the Hell do you get so good lookin'?
lmao surgeries and hormones

Dino Velvet
11-11-2011, 12:57 AM
lmao surgeries and hormones

Some of the things that make ladies like you attractive are the things that doctors cannot alter. Many gals look good but you and Brittany are a treat to interact with too.

onmyknees
11-11-2011, 12:59 AM
I've been around Marines for many years....but I have never seen a poster like the one Britt and Kelly posed for in any of thier foot lockers. Maybe it's about time? lol

ed_jaxon
11-11-2011, 01:01 AM
Got a lot of buddies who are Marines. Happy birthday.

slingblade
11-11-2011, 01:02 AM
GOOOO ARMY BEAT navy..

Dino Velvet
11-11-2011, 01:07 AM
I've been around Marines for many years....but I have never seen a poster like the one Britt and Kelly posed for in any of thier foot lockers. Maybe it's about time? lol

Brittany and Kelly should be the new Thelma & Louise. They drive around viciously murdering sleeper cells full of hajiis as they rain Ka-Bars down across their turbans.

A wise old man told me once, "Killing is like making love. Without the intimacy it's no good." In Russian it sounded absolutely wicked.

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Bobby Domino
11-11-2011, 01:23 AM
Happy Birthday Marines
:iagree::iagree::iagree:

gorgeous pic, Kelly. :jerkoff

Caff_Racer
11-11-2011, 01:47 AM
Why are they called "jarheads"?

loren
11-11-2011, 01:50 AM
Happy B-day!:party::dancing:

"Retreat? Hell, we just got here." Lloyd W. Williams

Brittany St Jordan
11-11-2011, 01:53 AM
Why are they called "jarheads"?

Because of their haircuts. It is high on the scalp and close to the skin and someone said it looks like someone put a jar on their scalp and shaved around it.

Dino Velvet
11-11-2011, 01:55 AM
Because of their haircuts. It is high on the scalp and close to the skin and someone said it looks like someone put a jar on their scalp and shaved around it.

Let's just say you have a much sharper haircut now. But still a Hellcat that never runs out of 30 rounders.

onmyknees
11-11-2011, 01:58 AM
Let's just say you have a much sharper haircut now. But still a Hellcat that never runs out of 30 rounders.


She used to crack out the rounds from an M-16, now she's on full auto and still shooting ....

Brittany St Jordan
11-11-2011, 02:01 AM
She used to crack out the rounds from an M-16, now she's on full auto and still shooting ....

You should see what I do with the guns now ;)



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Dino Velvet
11-11-2011, 02:11 AM
She used to crack out the rounds from an M-16, now she's on full auto and still shooting ....

When she sticks a finger up her bum the M-16 turns into an M-60. Al Qaeda and Taliban scatter and retreat as she cuts them in half!

CORVETTEDUDE
11-11-2011, 03:34 AM
Happy Birthday, Devil Dogs!!! !Just remember what is says on the top of your fuckin' pay check!!!:party:

Quiet Reflections
11-11-2011, 03:43 AM
Semper Fi

Caff_Racer
11-11-2011, 10:02 AM
Because of their haircuts. It is high on the scalp and close to the skin and someone said it looks like someone put a jar on their scalp and shaved around it.


Thanks for the explanation!

BigDF
11-11-2011, 10:17 AM
Some of the things that make ladies like you attractive are the things that doctors cannot alter. Many gals look good but you and Brittany are a treat to interact with too.:iagree::iagree::iagree:Happy Birthday and Semper Fi, Brittany.

bulldog
11-11-2011, 02:59 PM
Ooorah Devil Dogs. Semper Fi, Carry On *Salute*