Is there a directory of hotels used in porn shoots?

[Gillian]

A lot of porn is filmed in hotel rooms and when the participants shoot their loads, a fair amount of the splooge lands beyond the bedclothes and on to the carpets and furniture. Transsexual porn is a worse offender with double the quantity ... :jerkoff:jerkoff

I think the next time I'm in a hotel on a city break holiday, I'll arm myself with one of these.

http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/stain_detector.jpg

Or maybe I should apply the principle that what I can't see, can't hurt me ... :)

[muh_muh]

first of all hotels usually have them new fangled washing machines
additionally 99% of the sperm that lands on hotel beds is probably not a result of a porn shoot (not a direct one anyway)