My Right Nut Is On Fiiiiiiyyyyyaaaaah!!!

[Dino Velvet]

Damn faggot mosquitoes. Gotta stop wearing baggy shorts when working in the yard. Must be like entrapment for the mosquitoes as the upward view is so intoxicating.

The only thing that gives me joy is weed and scalding hot water from the shower head beating down on that testicle. Practically makes me jizz all over myself.

Corrosion of Conformity - "Who's Got The Fire" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff_50moFeBA)

[BellaBellucci]

Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g&ob=av3e)

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

If Billy Joel gets anywhere near my sore testicle I'll knock his fucking ass old cold. I've always had my suspicions about piano players tickling more things than just the ivories.

Deicide- In Hell I Burn - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_NdA9KaaYw)

[runningdownthatdream]

fire like this?

Hardknox-Fire Like This - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_nHhqShlkc&feature=related)

[Gillian]

Must be like entrapment for the mosquitoes as the upward view is so intoxicating.

:lol:

[Odelay]

Dino, once your right nut atrophies and falls off, we'll start calling you Lefty.

[Debra]

Damn faggot mosquitoes. Gotta stop wearing baggy shorts when working in the yard. Must be like entrapment for the mosquitoes as the upward view is so intoxicating.

The only thing that gives me joy is weed and scalding hot water from the shower head beating down on that testicle. Practically makes me jizz all over myself.

Dino baby. Put some bug repellant on those peanuts. It's gotta be better than scratching yourself raw until they bleed.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Dino baby. Put some bug repellant on those peanuts. It's gotta be better than scratching yourself raw until they bleed.


But, he likes playin' with 'em!!!

[Debra]

But, he likes playin' with 'em!!!

I like playin' with mine too but....DAMN! He's gonna rip those poor little things right off.

[robertlouis]

Dino, it might be scant consolation, but it is only the female mosquitoes that bite. No insect faggotry at work on your gonads, matey.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

He's also into self-mutilation!!! That's why he eats at Taco Hell, all the time!!! But, he's my bro!

[Debra]

He's also into self-mutilation!!! That's why he eats at Taco Hell, all the time!!! But, he's my bro!

Ewwwwww Taco Bell? How can humans eat that shit in a shell?

[robertlouis]

Ewwwwww Taco Bell? How can humans eat that shit in a shell?

I am soooo glad that's one fast food chain that's never taken off over here.

[Dino Velvet]

Dino, it might be scant consolation, but it is only the female mosquitoes that bite. No insect faggotry at work on your gonads, matey.

Thanks for the correction, Robert. I have completely changed my position. Those lady mosquitoes have good taste in fine gentlemen.

[robertlouis]

Thanks for the correction, Robert. I have completely changed my position. Those lady mosquitoes have good taste in fine gentlemen.

But your ball is still itching like hell, right? :whistle:

[Debra]

Thanks for the correction, Robert. I have completely changed my position. Those lady mosquitoes have good taste in fine gentlemen.


But your ball is still itching like hell, right? :whistle:

LMBAO! You guys.....

[Dino Velvet]

But your ball is still itching like hell, right? :whistle:

I'm scratching and clicking over and over. My computer mouse smells like sweaty sack. If I poured a pot of hot coffee in my lap I would cum all over myself.

You got a lotta bugs over there?

[robertlouis]

I'm scratching and clicking over and over. My computer mouse smells like sweaty sack. If I poured a pot of hot coffee in my lap I would cum all over myself.

You got a lotta bugs over there?

Nope, temperature's dropped and most of the wee bastards have died or gone into hibernation. There's a lot to be said for living in a temperate climate.

Can't you persuade an accommodating lady friend to apply soothing lotion to the affected parts, always assuming she can find a sponge to tie to the 20 foot pole and surgical mask that she'll need? And has Bella already turned you down?

[Dino Velvet]

Nope, temperature's dropped and most of the wee bastards have died or gone into hibernation. There's a lot to be said for living in a temperate climate.

Can't you persuade an accommodating lady friend to apply soothing lotion to the affected parts, always assuming she can find a sponge to tie to the 20 foot pole and surgical mask that she'll need? And has Bella already turned you down?

That's funny. I got nuthin'. :cheers:

[BigDF]

Damn faggot mosquitoes. Gotta stop wearing baggy shorts when working in the yard. Must be like entrapment for the mosquitoes as the upward view is so intoxicating.

The only thing that gives me joy is weed and scalding hot water from the shower head beating down on that testicle. Practically makes me jizz all over myself.

Corrosion of Conformity - "Who's Got The Fire" - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff_50moFeBA)And this is a bad thing how?:dancing: Seriously, though Dino, you're better off using ice to make it stop burning and itching. Hitting it with hot water just makes it worse.:geek:

[BellaBellucci]

Dino needs to take me for dinner and dancing at Taco Bell.

Now All Restaurants are Taco Bell.flv - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFiDoOgRTpk)

~BB~

[Steve-Oh]

Aw what the fuck...

PS - Bella, love the legs-up pic!

My Ass is on Fire by Mr Bungle - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18wHoMOBPh4)

[robertlouis]

Dino needs to take me for dinner and dancing at Taco Bell.


~BB~

Yes, he really knows how to treat a lady. :whistle:

[Dino Velvet]

Dino needs to take me for dinner and dancing at Taco Bell.

Now All Restaurants are Taco Bell.flv - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFiDoOgRTpk)

~BB~

OK. If I kick down a few Taco Supremes and Chalupas would you wave the cover charge for entering your funhole?

My testicle is better today. It's a little warm but not hot enough to fry an egg on anymore. I miss blasting that itchy nut with scalding hot water in the shower though.

Black Sabbath Keep It Warm (HQ) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwDwWtU13ok)

[robertlouis]

My testicle is better today. It's a little warm but not hot enough to fry an egg on anymore. I miss blasting that itchy nut with scalding hot water in the shower though.


Come on Dino. The very least we deserve is hourly bulletins. Preferably with pictures.

[Dino Velvet]

Come on Dino. The very least we deserve is hourly bulletins. Preferably with pictures.

I'm incredibly apologetic, Robert. You showed kindness and sensitivity during my ordeal. I should've checked in earlier. Hopefully my behavior is entirely different the next time a lady mosquito bites me on my right nut.

[robertlouis]

I'm incredibly apologetic, Robert. You showed kindness and sensitivity during my ordeal. I should've checked in earlier. Hopefully my behavior is entirely different the next time a lady mosquito bites me on my right nut.

What if she nibbles your left nut instead?

Maybe she was trying to give you a malarial blow job and just got over excited.

[robertlouis]

Just to give you more evidence of my sensitive and kindly nature, here's an old song from the 60s for you.

And Arthur Brown taught my cousin English at school. Fact. Whitby Grammar School.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOErZuzZpS8

[Dino Velvet]

I ate asparagus for supper tonight.

[kukm4]

enjoy the swelling while it lasts Dino.
AC/DC - Big Balls - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY)