Ask Bella Anything Redux

[BellaBellucci]

Well. You read the title. :lol:

I figured I've changed a lot since the last time I did this so let's go again. You know the drill: inane questions will likely be ignored and serious questions will likely be answered quickly. I give back whatever I get.

Ready?

Go!

~BB~

[RainMan]

What is the meaning of life

[bte]

Have you ever thought about releasing your own set of porn videos?

[BellaBellucci]

What is the meaning of life

Duh. 42.


Have you ever thought about releasing your own set of porn videos?

I hate to answer a question with a question (nah, who am I kidding? I love it!), but have you checked out my website lately? I'm happy to report I've redesigned it and finally gotten a lot of the content edited and put up and that there will most definitely be a lot of video. :)

You can sign up for free to get access to the teaser photos and forums and it will allow you to be among the first notified when the Member's Area has its grand opening.

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Has that Whitney show on NBC been cancelled yet? Whitney is the Blackeyed Peas of sitcoms. No like.

[BellaBellucci]

Has that Whitney show on NBC been cancelled yet? Whitney is the Blackeyed Peas of sitcoms. No like.

Picked up for a full season. Sorry hon. :(

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Picked up for a full season. Sorry hon. :(

~BB~

Awwwwwww... Bella, you know everything. How is this? Please make Whitney go away. She infuriates a normally pleasant fella.

[BellaBellucci]

Awwwwwww... Bella, you know everything. How is this? Please make Whitney go away. She infuriates a normally pleasant fella.

And who might that be? :hide-1: :lol:

~BB~

[bighicknyc]

Who are the dishwashers in Mexico?

[bte]

Has that Whitney show on NBC been cancelled yet? Whitney is the Blackeyed Peas of sitcoms. No like.

You don't like Whitney? Say what homie!?

[BellaBellucci]

Who are the dishwashers in Mexico?

Dishwashers? They don't need no stinkin' dishwashers!

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Bella, is there a back story on your avatar? Who's your buddy?

[Dino Velvet]

Who are the dishwashers in Mexico?

El Salvadorians are the Mexican's Mexicans.

[BellaBellucci]

Bella, is there a back story on your avatar? Who's your buddy?

She's the female half of the couple with whom I've been playing. We're forming a sort of 'Tuesday Nite Porn Club' (that's what I'm calling it anyway :lol:) since I've sorta soured on Hamburger Squaries. Her boyfriend shot my latest photo set. Some people here may have watched the whole thing on Cam4.

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/293584_287491681275652_193775527313935_1059448_133 2918100_n.jpg

~BB~

[justafreak]

does it hurt?

[BellaBellucci]

does it hurt?

John Mellencamp - Hurts So Good - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ&ob=av3e)

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Bella, I've been looking for Progresso's Chickarina Soup. It has both chicken and meatballs with pearl noodles in a hearty and delicious broth. I can't find this soup anywhere. I've been to Ralph's, Von's, and Albertson's. What should I do? Italian Wedding is good but just not the same.

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/04/11/96/01/0004119601032_500X500.jpg

[Jericho]

Lined end to end, what's the most inches of penis you've had in a day?

[BellaBellucci]

Bella, I've been looking for Progresso's Chickarina Soup. It has both chicken and meatballs with pearl noodles in a hearty and delicious broth. I can't find this soup anywhere. I've been to Ralph's, Von's, and Albertson's. What should I do? Italian Wedding is good but just not the same.

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/04/11/96/01/0004119601032_500X500.jpg

Seriously, just make your own. You'll be glad you did.


Lined end to end, what's the most inches of penis you've had in a day?

Uhh. I'm going to have to guess on that. Maybe... somewhere around 22?

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Seriously, just make your own. You'll be glad you did.

~BB~

No good with soup. My grandmother was Russian and made soup out of rotten beets, rancid fish, old shoes, and people who rhymed with shoes. I'll stick with the Italian Wedding I guess.

[MdR Dave]

Bella- why do bad threads happen to good people?

[BellaBellucci]

Bella- why do bad threads happen to good people?

Because sometimes good people make mistakes but still have to suffer the consequences of their actions.

You all know who you are.

http://curezone.com/upload/Members/new03/Evil_Monkey_301.gif

~BB~

[MdR Dave]

Dear Bella,

Am I gay?

Does it hurt?

It's just an abrasion rash, right?

Who is this girl (thanks in advance)?

Will an escort/pornstar forum please give me links to free videos?

Do you think penicillin will work?

[BellaBellucci]

Dear Bella,

Am I gay?

Does it hurt?

It's just an abrasion rash, right?

Who is this girl (thanks in advance)?

Will an escort/pornstar forum please give me links to free videos?

Do you think penicillin will work?

Yes. Already answered. Her name is Mysteria. No, but the escorts and pornstars themselves might. Penicillin? Ha! I guess you haven't heard about mutating strains of STIs. Best of luck with that, Senor Rashweiner.

~BB~

[onmyknees]

OK...Heels or flats ...or barefoot during sex out of the watchful eye of the camera?

[BellaBellucci]

OK...Heels or flats ...or barefoot during sex out of the watchful eye of the camera?

Oh geez. That depends. Is it casual sex or scene sex? And by scene sex I mean porn style sex off-camera, because that's what I'm all about. :party:

~BB~

[hippifried]

Where'd I put my damn keys?

[BellaBellucci]

Where'd I put my damn keys?

Did your look in your ass? I know you said you didn't want to get kinky, but you know me. :party:

~BB~

[bighicknyc]

I think I lost the keys to your place will you give me another copy?

[Bobby Domino]

What are the names of your sex toys? The ones without a pulse.....

[BellaBellucci]

I think I lost the keys to your place will you give me another copy?

Question4Question: does that ever work? :lol:


What are the names of your sex toys? The ones without a pulse.....

They don't have names, they have serial numbers.

JOHNNY RIVERS - Secret Agent Man 1966 - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4)

~BB~

[Bobby Domino]

when are you back on cam4? Don't want to miss the next show...

[BellaBellucci]

when are you back on cam4? Don't want to miss the next show...

Dunno. I tend to be pretty whimsical about my cam schedule. :lol:

I'm pretty sure I'll be hanging with that couple again a week from Tuesday late nite though.

~BB~

[Bobby Domino]

Dunno. I tend to be pretty whimsical about my cam schedule. :lol:

I'm pretty sure I'll be hanging with that couple again a week from Tuesday late nite though.

~BB~

I know, I'm pretty whimsical about logging in, as well. The only thing I do with consistency is use the bathroom

[robertlouis]

If there is a logic to the universe, can you explain Natina?

[BellaBellucci]

If there is a logic to the universe, can you explain Natina?

Oh that one's easy: TSBrenda cloned herself. But where TSBrenda came from is anybody's guess.

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Oh that one's easy: TSBrenda cloned herself. But where TSBrenda came from is anybody's guess.

~BB~

A sort of transgender chicken and egg conundrum, as it were.

[BellaBellucci]

A sort of transgender chicken and egg conundrum, as it were.

Actually... it was the chicken (http://www.dailytech.com/Genetic+Study+Solves+Which+Came+First++the+Chicken +or+the+Egg/article19040.htm).

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Actually... it was the chicken (http://www.dailytech.com/Genetic+Study+Solves+Which+Came+First++the+Chicken +or+the+Egg/article19040.htm).

~BB~

But then again.....

[TSPornFan]

Do you want to get any surgery in the future? Do you want implants?

What type of black man do you find attractive ghetto stereotypes or non-stereotypes?

Do you like Church's Chicken?

[robertlouis]

Have you travelled much outside the US?

[BellaBellucci]

Do you want to get any surgery in the future? Do you want implants?

What type of black man do you find attractive ghetto stereotypes or non-stereotypes?

Do you like Church's Chicken?

I want implants, teardrop C-cup. And a nose job.

I'll assume the rest of your questions are thinly-veiled comments about my gynormous ass and the type of men who chase it. I prefer the corporate hustler type with a bit of hood. Think Kanye West without the douchey aftertaste.

... and I prefer Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Yummay! :dancing:

~BB~

[BellaBellucci]

Have you travelled much outside the US?

Never. But I've driven cross country 5 times.

~BB~

[Bobby Domino]

carving any pumpkins for Halloween?

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[MdR Dave]

Was there ever actually a wig on anyone's football?

(I've seen one on a cold sore- won't even ask!)

Also, why did I hover around you at Jamie's last Rhythm Lounge party but find myself unable to approach you? (Personally, I think it was because it's easier to see those legs from a slight distance. . .)

[BellaBellucci]

carving any pumpkins for Halloween?

EDIT: post a funny comment for this picture
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Nope. But I'm still a piece of ass. :fuckin:

Or was it piece of shit? I guess it depends upon whom you ask. :geek:


Was there ever actually a wig on anyone's football?

(I've seen one on a cold sore- won't even ask!)

Also, why did I hover around you at Jamie's last Rhythm Lounge party but find myself unable to approach you? (Personally, I think it was because it's easier to see those legs from a slight distance. . .)

Wig on your football! Baba-booey, baba-booey! Howard Stern rules!

And I dunno. 'Cuz you're chicken shit? :lol:

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Hey Bella, the next time you visit home could you please tell your people to quit using the word "wicked" all the time? Reminds me during the 80s when everything was "radical" or, even worse, "radicool" according to people out here.

[BellaBellucci]

Hey Bella, the next time you visit home could you please tell your people to quit using the word "wicked" all the time? Reminds me during the 80s when everything was "radical" or, even worse, "radicool" according to people out here.

I find that wicked regionist. Bigot!

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Never. But I've driven cross country 5 times.

~BB~

Got a passport?

[BellaBellucci]

Got a passport?

Nope. Do I need one? ;)

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Nope. Do I need one? ;)

~BB~

LOL We had that conversation a few months back. ;)

Reason I asked was that working in Boston a few years back I suggested it would be instructive for some of my colleagues to come over to see how I organised and managed things on a pan-European basis. We were all guys at VP level in a substantial corporation. Only two out of seventeen had a passport.

[onmyknees]

Oh geez. That depends. Is it casual sex or scene sex? And by scene sex I mean porn style sex off-camera, because that's what I'm all about. :party:

~BB~

Good answer.....if it's sudden and spontanious like in the morning ....i promise I won't make you slide into those sexy pumps, but have them ready for later...besides they make you look like you're 5'11" lol :fuckin:

[Erika1487]

One of my many weakness in life is a good Roast Beef Sandwich...So Who is better in L.A..... Philippe's or Eastside Deli?

[theone1982]

Bella, will the world end in 2012? And, if so, can we have sex?:):party:

[sdtsmaybe]

I’m a guy who stand 6'4", has the build of a football player and from a young age thought I would be better off/more right as a girl... but as time goes on I'm paralyzed with doubt as to "am I? aren't I?", unsure if it is the right road for me, and if it is, if I could ever be successful... and despite a few trips to a few different shrinks... I am no nearer an answer.

What should I do?

[robertlouis]

Bella, will the world end in 2012? And, if so, can we have sex?:):party:

There's a gap in Bella's diary on March 14th, 2013....... :dancing:

[theone1982]

There's a gap in Bella's diary on March 14th, 2013....... :dancing:

That'll work, sign me up!:)

[maaarc]

I live near Boston and I hate the Red Slobs :) - I love it that they totally collapsed :) mostly cause I dislike Larry Lucchino - He's a wicked dink weed :):):) does that make me a bad person cause I hate the red slobs ???

[BellaBellucci]

One of my many weakness in life is a good Roast Beef Sandwich...So Who is better in L.A..... Philippe's or Eastside Deli?

Who the hell cares? The best roast beef is in Boston. Kelly's on Revere Beach and Bill and Bob's in Lynn are badass if you ever get out there. :dancing:


Bella, will the world end in 2012? And, if so, can we have sex?:):party:

I hope so. And you can use that answer for either question. I'll let you decide which one for yourself. :geek:


I’m a guy who stand 6'4", has the build of a football player and from a young age thought I would be better off/more right as a girl... but as time goes on I'm paralyzed with doubt as to "am I? aren't I?", unsure if it is the right road for me, and if it is, if I could ever be successful... and despite a few trips to a few different shrinks... I am no nearer an answer.

What should I do?

What should you do? You should know better than to come to a porn forum and ask this question. Find a better shrink, and whatever you do, don't embarrass us if you transition because, trust me, we don't let that shit go. And once Nicole's on you, you're pretty much done.


I live near Boston and I hate the Red Slobs :) - I love it that they totally collapsed :) mostly cause I dislike Larry Lucchino - He's a wicked dink weed :):):) does that make me a bad person cause I hate the red slobs ???

Yes. In fact, depending on your proximity from Fenway, it could be a crime. I'd consult an attorney if I were you.

Nah! I'm just kidding.

(*angrily, in homer voice*) ... but if you talk shit about my Patriots...

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/content/pictures/family/HomerStranglesBart1.gif

~BB~

[FreddieGomez]

Bella

how does it feel being the hottest tranny in porn?

[BellaBellucci]

Bella

how does it feel being the hottest tranny in porn?

How's it feel being a repressed transsexual? You really need to let out your inner girl, you catty mess, you!

http://www.gotit.co/wallpaperImages/catty.jpg

Me-ow!

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Hey Bella, weather's looking nice. What's up for the weekend?

[Erika1487]

Who the hell cares? The best roast beef is in Boston. Kelly's on Revere Beach and Bill and Bob's in Lynn are badass if you ever get out there. :dancing:~BB~

If your talking Roast beef up in the Northeast then you have to talk about Millers Roast Beef in East Providence, RI!! It is pretty damn good! Never been to Bill and Bob's, but next time I am up that way I will try it out!

[BellaBellucci]

Hey Bella, weather's looking nice. What's up for the weekend?

I stayed home and watched Halloween movies with my son. He's gonna be a ninja this year. :)

~BB~

[SirCumsAlot]

Bella, can I fuck u in your mouth until I drain all the cum out of my balls?

[BellaBellucci]

Bella, can I fuck u in your mouth until I drain all the cum out of my balls?

In a word? Please. :party:

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

I stayed home and watched Halloween movies with my son. He's gonna be a ninja this year. :)

~BB~

How old is your son if you don't mind me asking?
What Halloween movies did you two watch?
Are you dressing up for Halloween? If so, what's your costume?

[BellaBellucci]

How old is your son if you don't mind me asking?
What Halloween movies did you two watch?
Are you dressing up for Halloween? If so, what's your costume?

He's going to be 9 in a couple of weeks. We watched The Crow, The Craft, and From Dusk 'Til Dawn (I admit it, I like Tarantino, despite his many flaws, I can't help it). And I haven't decided if I'm dressing up. I had planned on it but now I'm not sure. If I do, I'm thinking about Flo the Progressive Lady. She's a nice Lady, Dino Velvet.

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

He's going to be 9 in a couple of weeks. We watched The Crow, The Craft, and From Dusk 'Til Dawn (I admit it, I like Tarantino, despite his many flaws, I can't help it). And I haven't decided if I'm dressing up. I had planned on it but now I'm not sure. If I do, I'm thinking about Flo the Progressive Lady. She's a nice Lady, Dino Velvet.

~BB~

If you dress up as Flo please post some pics. I'd love to see them.

Halloween for a 9 year old is a big deal. I bet you're a cool mom.

[BellaBellucci]

If you dress up as Flo please post some pics. I'd love to see them.

Halloween for a 9 year old is a big deal. I bet you're a cool mom.

Well, not to brag but... I let him see From Dusk 'Til Dawn, so... :geek: :lol:

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Bella, I just woke up. Do I need an umbrella today?

[BellaBellucci]

Bella, I just woke up. Do I need an umbrella today?

Nah, but hopefully you'll need a raincoat.

Or many. :dancing:

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-2/colored-condoms.jpg

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Nah, but hopefully you'll need a raincoat.

Or many. :dancing:

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-2/colored-condoms.jpg

~BB~

I bet you could slide one of those things on my wiener with your mouth without me even noticing. Now that's some hot action with a nice lady.

[BellaBellucci]

I bet you could slide one of those things on my wiener with your mouth without me even noticing. Now that's some hot action with a nice lady.

OMG. Get out of my head! I was just thinking I wanted to practice that. :lol:

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

OMG. Get out of my head! I was just thinking I wanted to practice that. :lol:

~BB~

I'd be trying to shove that head in your pretty mouth.

[BellaBellucci]

I'd be trying to shove that head in your pretty mouth.

You want to shove my head into my mouth? :?

Sorry. You can't. It's up my ass right now.

https://7chan.org/tg/src/131378868918.jpg

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

You want to shove my head into my mouth? :?

Sorry. You can't. It's up my ass right now.

https://7chan.org/tg/src/131378868918.jpg

~BB~

I'll wait for you, baby. You're worth it.

[Debra]

Hahahahahaha....That's just fuckin' funny. I love it.

You want to shove my head into my mouth? :?

Sorry. You can't. It's up my ass right now.
~BB~
https://7chan.org/tg/src/131378868918.jpg

[justafreak]

can you really tell the difference between mayo and miracle whip?

[Dino Velvet]

You know the difference between jelly and jam?

[BellaBellucci]

can you really tell the difference between mayo and miracle whip?

Yeah. Miracle Whip is the one that tastes like suck. :geek:


You know the difference between jelly and jam?

Sure. Jam goes between your toes. :wiggle:

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

You know the difference between jelly and jam?


Yeah. Miracle Whip is the one that tastes like suck. :geek:

~BB~

Nope.

You can't jelly your cock up a dead hooker's snatch.

[Jericho]

Nope.

You can't jelly your cock up a dead hooker's snatch.

Of all the things i didn't need to know, i'm thinking that's up in the top ten! :shrug

[Debra]

The sad part is, I think he would do it.

[bxtoni]

Nope.

You can't jelly your cock up a dead hooker's snatch.

That's a album title if I ever heard one.

[BellaBellucci]

Dino's my most disgusting friend. No doubt about it.

You're welcome, Dino. :mrgreen:

~BB~

[Gillian]

There was a very funny thread on a sports car forum I visit all about car polishing and sexual arousal. One guy always wore what he called his "kung fu pants" when polishing his car because they allowed more room for any "stirrings".

The question for Bella is what otherwise everyday activities give you the horn?

[BellaBellucci]

There was a very funny thread on a sports car forum I visit all about car polishing and sexual arousal. One guy always wore what he called his "kung fu pants" when polishing his car because they allowed more room for any "stirrings".

The question for Bella is what otherwise everyday activities give you the horn?

'Stirrings?' 'The horn?' Are these euphemisms for spontaneous erections? :?

I don't get those. I've been on hormones for 5 years! :lol:

~BB~

[Gillian]

Get you aroused then ... :D

[BellaBellucci]

Get you aroused then ... :D

Hard bottom sex with men and soft whatever sex with women.

~BB~

[loveboof]

That's a album title if I ever heard one.

'Jelly your cock up' ~ by Dead Hooker Snatch

[BellaBellucci]

'Jelly your cock up' ~ by Dead Hooker Snatch

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/50494_262385143201_5912308_n.jpg

~BB~

[Dino Velvet]

Dino's my most disgusting friend. No doubt about it.

You're welcome, Dino. :mrgreen:

~BB~

Such an honor. :cheers:

[612_jo]

Bella you look great! How long have you been on hormones and can you give me some advice on starting?

[BellaBellucci]

Bella you look great! How long have you been on hormones and can you give me some advice on starting?

Thanks! I've been on hormones for 5 years. As to your own, find a good Endo and educate him/her to give you what you need and don't ask other girls for medical advice. ;)

~BB~

[BellaBellucci]

Like a Phoenix from the ashes, a 'grower' in front of a half-naked girl with her mouth open, or a fine souffle, this thread will now rise!

Go ahead: ask me anything!

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Like a Phoenix from the ashes, a 'grower' in front of a half-naked girl with her mouth open, or a fine souffle, this thread will now rise!

Go ahead: ask me anything!

~BB~

Why? ;););)

[runningdownthatdream]

If you could visit any country, where would you go and why?

[BellaBellucci]

Why? ;););)

Booored! :lol:


If you could visit any country, where would you go and why?

Italy, because that's where my ancestors are from. :)

~BB~

[JamesHunt]

blonde or brunette?

[robertlouis]

Booored! :lol:

~BB~

Why? :banana::banana::banana:

[BellaBellucci]

blonde or brunette?

About whom are we talking? Other girls, or me?

In regards to other girls, I prefer blondes, but when it comes to me, I'm digging my black hair right now. I could go back to blonde someday, but it won't be for a while.


Why? :banana::banana::banana:

http://rosyelsawali.com/teacherrose/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/asking-why.jpg

~BB~

[runningdownthatdream]

Booored! :lol:



Italy, because that's where my ancestors are from. :)

~BB~

Wow - surprised! No communing with the stones at Macchu Picchu? No meditating with the monks in Tibet?? No celebrating Beltane at a Henge in England??? :smh

[BellaBellucci]

Wow - surprised! No communing with the stones at Macchu Picchu? No meditating with the monks in Tibet?? No celebrating Beltane at a Henge in England??? :smh

OK, here's a question for you then: when are you taking me? :?

Yeah... that's what I thought. :lol:

~BB~

[runningdownthatdream]

OK, here's a question for you then: when are you taking me? :?

Yeah... that's what I thought. :lol:

~BB~

I already went to Macchu Picchu ;)

And besides you're dating.....it would be a distraction!

[BellaBellucci]

I already went to Macchu Picchu ;)

And besides you're dating.....it would be a distraction!

Technically, it's an open relationship, although I've only acted on that once without him. That said, sometimes he likes to share me so he can watch. ;)

~BB~

[JamesHunt]

Republican or Democrat?

[runningdownthatdream]

Technically, it's an open relationship, although I've only acted on that once without him. That said, sometimes he likes to share me so he can watch. ;)

~BB~

Sharing and watching.......two words that don't go well with the words dating or G/F! But I might make an exception for you......besides I hear at Beltane just about anything goes.........

[BellaBellucci]

Republican or Democrat?

Libertarian, actually. I'm socially liberal and fiscally conservative, but anti-corporatist.


Sharing and watching.......two words that don't go well with the words dating or G/F! But I might make an exception for you......besides I hear at Beltane just about anything goes.........

Dragnet pagan scene - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdfPrkw_V3M)

~BB~

[robertlouis]

Libertarian, actually. I'm socially liberal and fiscally conservative, but anti-corporatist.

~BB~

Q: How many Libertarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, but they will discuss for hours the prospects of the lightbulb somehow regenerating itself without government or other third party assistance.... :banana:

[NJfan]

I love sharing and watching. Bella, come to NJ! :D

[BellaBellucci]

I love sharing and watching. Bella, come to NJ! :D

I haven't been to Jersey since 2003. Are you anywhere near AC?

~BB~

[nina_lisa]

What is the secret of the perfect lasagna?


http://s1.hubimg.com/u/2960072_f520.jpg

[BellaBellucci]

What is the secret of the perfect lasagna?


http://s1.hubimg.com/u/2960072_f520.jpg

Quality cheese.

~BB~

[robertlouis]

What is the secret of the perfect lasagna?



Buy it in Waitrose.

[nina_lisa]

Quality cheese.

~BB~

Will you divorce someone that does a lasagna with a bad cheese?

[BellaBellucci]

:joke:
Will you divorce someone that does a lasagna with a bad cheese?

No, but I might insist on making my own.

And what would make you ask that?! :lol:

~BB~

[nina_lisa]

:joke:

No, but I might insist on making my own.

And what would make you ask that?! :lol:

~BB~

I have bad cheese in the fridge

http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-jumping-smileys-606.gif

[BBaggins06]

Is it live or Memorex?

[robertlouis]

Will you divorce someone that does a lasagna with a bad cheese?

No, but if you slept with another guy AND used bad cheese in a lasagne, then yes.

[nina_lisa]

No, but if you slept with another guy AND used bad cheese in a lasagne, then yes.

what if i slept with a girl?

[robertlouis]

what if i slept with a girl?

It would depend on whether the cheese was "uberreife" oder "bose" lol.

Have you bought that 10 euro wedding dress yet? ;)

[nina_lisa]

Have you bought that 10 euro wedding dress yet? ;)

Stop pressuring me about the dress lol :joke:

German client are so tight-fisted i still need to save that €10

http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/lol-016.gif

Maybe if i moved to france it would be better, instead of negotiating event €, they would had asked me to visit them smelling like camembert

http://www.theworldwidewine.com/Wine_and_Food/Wine_and_Cheese/camembert_cheese_what_wine.jpg

[Erika1487]

Libertarian, actually. I'm socially liberal and fiscally conservative, but anti-corporatist.

~BB~
Don't you mean liberaltarian? :shrug

[BellaBellucci]

Don't you mean liberaltarian? :shrug

Don't you mean 'fuck the GOP?' :D

~BB~

[onmyknees]

[QUOTE=BellaBellucci;1166248]Quality cheese.

~BB~[/QUOTE


Correct...but first get that zucchini out of that mess. There's 3 or 4 ingredients in Lasagna, and zucchini isn't one of them.
Save zucchini baby and we'll use it later after we eat. :banana:

[robertlouis]

Stop pressuring me about the dress lol :joke:

German client are so tight-fisted i still need to save that €10

http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/lol-016.gif

Maybe if i moved to france it would be better, instead of negotiating event €, they would had asked me to visit them smelling like camembert



In the UK we have a cheese called Stinking Bishop. It certainly stinks, but I've never smelled a bishop up close so I can't tell if they're the same.

[Erika1487]

Don't you mean 'fuck the GOP?' :D

~BB~
lol Only if it means me Karl Rove get some 1 on 1 time ;)

[NJfan]

I haven't been to Jersey since 2003. Are you anywhere near AC?

~BB~

About 45 minutes away. I'm also your friend on FetLife. ;)

[BellaBellucci]

About 45 minutes away. I'm also your friend on FetLife. ;)

Cool, but... I have friends? :lol:

~BB~

[NJfan]

What do you mean by that? :) I would love yo be your friend. Even platonically and that's all. :)

[rockabilly]

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie?

[BellaBellucci]

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie?

NO!

But she is yummee:

http://pohdiaries.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/emma-stone-gwen-stacy-amazing-spider-man-big-jpg_111939.jpg

~BB~

[Cecil Rhodes]

Great Taste or Less Filling ?

[BellaBellucci]

Great Taste or Less Filling ?

Great taste.

http://static3.wine-searcher.net/images/labels/66/70/chateau-ste-michelle-harvest-select-riesling-columbia-valley-usa-10096670.jpg

I don't drink much beer anymore.

~BB~

[Cecil Rhodes]

Al Bundy ?

[BellaBellucci]

Al Bundy ?

No man!

http://www.bundyology.com/nomaam2.jpg

~BB~

[Cecil Rhodes]

No man!

http://www.bundyology.com/nomaam2.jpg

~BB~

NO MA'AM actually .

[BellaBellucci]

NO MA'AM actually .

... not in my world. :dancing:

~BB~

[Cecil Rhodes]

... not in my world. :dancing:

~BB~

National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood


Rememember, Al was #12 at Polk High School and scored 4 touchdowns in a single game . It was the State Chapionship Game at that .