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MdR Dave
10-02-2011, 05:41 AM
. . .someone points a gun at the monkey.

Learned this the hard way recently. I know it sounds ridiculous- there's a story behind it I don't want to tell and you don't want to hear.

But tell me- how would you finish that sentence? True life experience, s'il vous plait.
NaughtyJane
10-02-2011, 05:46 AM
I always liked "Everybody is a hard ass, until the shit hits the fan".
raybbaby
10-02-2011, 05:50 AM
..until you realize she expects you to pay her for "services rendered". D'oh!
MdR Dave
10-02-2011, 05:52 AM
That hardly fits the format, darling, but I like it.

That sentiment is echoed in a lot of writing. One of my all-time favorite iterations is "out in the world talkin' $hit, you the $hit, but hit the pen and let a motherfu€ker shank ya'".

Now drop some wisdom on me: it's all fun and games until. . .
MdR Dave
10-02-2011, 05:55 AM
..until you realize she expects you to pay her for "services rendered". D'oh!

Oral agreements must be made prior to service in order to be binding! You keep your money, but still. . .

That would be a tough one to take.
giovanni_hotel
10-02-2011, 05:58 AM
...until she says you kiss just like her brother!!!
MdR Dave
10-02-2011, 06:04 AM
...until she says you kiss just like her brother!!!
I grew up in Appalachia- that one IS tough.

But you feel better when she says your dick is bigger. . .
Dino Velvet
10-02-2011, 06:06 AM
It's all fun and games until...... somebody gets Pink Sock'd.
MdR Dave
10-02-2011, 06:11 AM
... somebody gets Pink Sock'd.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

I say thank you, Dino, for choosing to be concise!
south ov da border
10-02-2011, 06:17 AM
the Xanax and liq wear off and you wake up remembering NADA...
Dino Velvet
10-02-2011, 06:19 AM
They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

I can take a hint.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/PinkSock.gif
MdR Dave
10-02-2011, 06:19 AM
the Xanax and liq wear off and you wake up remembering NADA...
LOL!

Especially bad if that happens in TJ. Hey, why does it smell like donkey in here?
MdR Dave
10-02-2011, 06:22 AM
I can take a hint.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/PinkSock.gif

Thank goodness that wouldn't display on my phone.
Dino Velvet
10-02-2011, 06:24 AM
Thank goodness that wouldn't display on my phone.

The "9" doesn't work on my phone.
Nicole Dupre
10-02-2011, 07:40 AM
... you realize a few faggots on HA were your all your stardom actually amounted to.

... you're one of 20 girls on SMC that no one gives a fuck about.

... you suck dick to pay your bills, but go to jail for not paying child support.

... someone wiped shit on everything in your apartment.

... your parents prove they're not dead.

... announcing your cam schedule is at the top of your to-do list.

... you can't afford a room in the city where you're hosting a party.

... you get spooked in your own apartment by a 5'2" Asian dude.

... you get called "sir" when you order at the drive thru.
MdR Dave
10-02-2011, 07:53 AM
Fuck, darling. . .
FistFuk
10-02-2011, 07:55 AM
I was killing this guy, and you still owe me.

Goodnight.
MdR Dave
10-02-2011, 07:59 AM
LOL!

Wait- do words still mean things and stuff?

That is killing me!
Nicole Dupre
10-02-2011, 08:02 AM
That's why I'm moving in with you. I like helping.
Jericho
10-02-2011, 01:00 PM
the Xanax and liq wear off and you wake up remembering NADA...

Worse is...
The Xanax and liq wear off and you wake up remembering...EVERYTHING! :hide-1:
robertlouis
10-02-2011, 01:02 PM
... you realize a few faggots on HA were your all your stardom actually amounted to.

... you're one of 20 girls on SMC that no one gives a fuck about.

... you suck dick to pay your bills, but go to jail for not paying child support.

... someone wiped shit on everything in your apartment.

... your parents prove they're not dead.

... announcing your cam schedule is at the top of your to-do list.

... you can't afford a room in the city where you're hosting a party.

... you get spooked in your own apartment by a 5'2" Asian dude.

... you get called "sir" when you order at the drive thru.

That is one hell of a list Nicole. I just hope for your sake that they didn't all happen on the same day! :(
Prospero
10-02-2011, 01:27 PM
... logging into Hung Angels is the high point of your day
Quiet Reflections
10-02-2011, 01:59 PM
you get her pregnant
your hand slips and that arrow hits someone
she gets the house and car and you are not even married
the day of the marathon and you realize you actually have to run and beer doesn't count as training
the threesome is about to start and you realize you drank way to much to function
waking up at 7am is sleeping late
you have to lift a 300 lb guy that can't support his own weight and nobody else is there
you find out she hits as hard as a well trained man twice her size
Nicole Dupre
10-02-2011, 03:08 PM
That is one hell of a list Nicole. I just hope for your sake that they didn't all happen on the same day! :(
LOL You're soooo off, Robert. None of it's happened to me. lol
Prospero
10-02-2011, 03:13 PM
... until you realise the transexual is the kid you used to bully at school, you're spread-eagled on the bed and she is about to put something other than her dick up your ass
TsJizelle
10-02-2011, 03:40 PM
until you sit on the knife you left in your purse (??) on a moving public transit bus!!!! (true story)
BigDF
10-02-2011, 04:09 PM
until you sit on the knife you left in your purse (??) on a moving public transit bus!!!! (true story)OWWWIE!:hide-1:

until you figure out that while she was rubbing your cockhead with her thumbnail she opened a new hole in it for you. (Also true story that I didn't realize until the next day when scab came off with briefs)
TsJizelle
10-02-2011, 04:14 PM
OWWWIE!:hide-1:

owwie is right!!! 4.5" into the left ass cheek, internal stitching, blood transfusion (all thankfully paid for with my free health care!) and a great story to tell the kids!!! hahaha
runningdownthatdream
10-02-2011, 04:14 PM
.............until you're sitting in the back of the cruiser, handcuffed, on the way to the station
Prospero
10-02-2011, 04:27 PM
owwie is right!!! 4.5" into the left ass cheek, internal stitching, blood transfusion (all thankfully paid for with my free health care!) and a great story to tell the kids!!! hahaha

Oh help... i am cringing
BigDF
10-02-2011, 04:30 PM
owwie is right!!! 4.5" into the left ass cheek, internal stitching, blood transfusion (all thankfully paid for with my free health care!) and a great story to tell the kids!!! hahahafree health care??????? Now you're just trying to make me jealous. I hope internal stitching means no bad scar. Be too bad to ruin what has to be a beautiful ass, judging from your avatar.:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:
Nicole Dupre
10-02-2011, 04:58 PM
This one actually DOES apply.

"... until the cutest guy you've had sex with all week wants to wear your underwear, or you catch him trying on your heels."


http://hilariousgifs.com/wp-content/gifs/ppl/barfbarf.gif
OmarZ
10-02-2011, 05:00 PM
This one actually DOES apply.

"... until the cutest guy you've had sex with all week wants to wear your underwear, or you catch him trying on your heels."


http://hilariousgifs.com/wp-content/gifs/ppl/barfbarf.gif

you had that happen?
alpha2117
10-02-2011, 05:04 PM
It's all fun and games until you get king hit by a 6'5 Samoan from behind (thank god his mates pulled him away yelling at him that I wasn't the guy even as he was proceeding to curbstomp my head.)

It's all fun and games until you throw a guy through a plate glass window and he gets up like Robert Patrick in Terminator 2.

Your walking home from school when 2 carloads of Vietnamese gang members pile out in front of you. Luckily me and my mate were prefects and had protected the main guys little brother in the playground at school the day before. They were inviting to eat at their eatery anytime for free ... great food ... the cook had a scar down his cheek from what had clearly been a knife wound ... we were 17 and terrified but you dont say no to those guys.

It's all fun and games until you're happily sleeping with a girl and during the night she gets night terrors and knees you in the groin.
Nicole Dupre
10-02-2011, 05:08 PM
you had that happen?
Yes. And it wasn't cute.
Erika1487
10-02-2011, 06:58 PM
Until estrogen kills yor sex drive :(
Jericho
10-02-2011, 07:08 PM
...Until you pull out and wind up with a lap full of shit! :yayo:
MdR Dave
10-02-2011, 07:28 PM
Until estrogen kills yor sex drive :(
That has to be a rough one, darlin'.
Erika1487
10-02-2011, 07:43 PM
That has to be a rough one, darlin'.

Yeah it's the way of the transsexual life though :(
If you want a soft femm body you have to make sacriffices.....Estrogen + Time = Low sex drive, limp dick.
It does stable out some, but I can no longer come, or keep it 'going' for extended periods of time.
MdR Dave
10-02-2011, 07:54 PM
.....Estrogen + Time = limp dick .
I sacrificed bourbon for a similar reason.

Hang in, Erika- being true to yourself has to be worth it.
justafreak
10-02-2011, 11:48 PM
... your wife unlocks your phone and calls the last number on it!
MdR Dave
10-03-2011, 12:14 AM
...Until you pull out and wind up with a lap full of shit! :yayo:

I'm never taking a chick cowgirl style again!
mikelpo
10-03-2011, 01:51 AM
... She whips her cock out ?
MdR Dave
10-03-2011, 01:54 AM
... She whips her cock out ?
Umm, about the girls here. . .

Lol!
mikelpo
10-03-2011, 01:58 AM
Umm, about the girls here. . .

Lol!

I know! Just can't resist
Helvis2012
10-03-2011, 04:43 AM
...you get caught.