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NickTheQuick
01-19-2006, 04:18 AM
The tryout shows are always a good source for laughs. This year is no different. They ended today's show with a VERY feminine 18 yr old dude, who admittedly gets mistaken for a girl a lot, yet got angry when the judges were confused. Then after getting rejected, he goes on a rant to the camera about the show being prejudiced. All the while the theme song from the Crying Game was playing in the background. Hilarious. Here's the video of Zachary singing "Queer of the Night".

http://youtube.com/w/Gender-confused-person-on-American-Idol?v=Mb8K-J-7krc&search=american%20idol

Yesterday there was a slightly more masculine young man, yet still very feminine. Simon told him to shave his facial hair and get a job doing female impersonations. SMH.

Another guy that made me laugh today was the cowboy from Bareback Mountain. Comes from a town of 4, and yet nails a Elton John song. He seemed more enthusiastic of a possibility of being on a plane for the first time, rather than advancing. Here's his clip

http://youtube.com/w/American-Idol-Cowboy%21?v=0B6NEvL1WOI&search=american%20idol%20cowboy

I can't be the only one to watch this show on here, can I? Anyone got any early favorites? I thought the pretty 16 yr old black girl (Lisa Tucker) with long curly hair is gonna be around a while.

http://youtube.com/w/Lisa-Tucker---One-Moment-In-Time-%28American-Idol-5-Audition%29?v=jWgDm98t_f4&search=american%20idol

On the other hand I am slightly annoyed by the "rockers" that are popping up on the show suddenly.*






*Fuck Bo Bice

Legend
01-19-2006, 04:29 AM
Rockers are ok man, out of all the past idols winners the most successful one is a rocker in Kelly Clarkson, Hell carrie underwood has been more susccessful then fantasia and Ruben put together.

chefmike
01-19-2006, 05:04 AM
lmao...I recall walking into my sister's house when that hideous bitch kelly clarkson was on the tube...yeah, she rocks, lol...WTF???

yourdaddy
01-19-2006, 05:08 AM
Hideous bitch !!! wow mike, your are such a BITCH !!!

Legend
01-19-2006, 05:08 AM
lmao...I recall walking into my sister's house when that hideous bitch kelly clarkson was on the tube...yeah, she rocks, lol...WTF???

She isn't that bad looking man, but like it or not her music is consider rock.

chefmike
01-19-2006, 05:14 AM
Hideous bitch !!! wow mike, your are such a BITCH !!!

http://photobucket.com/albums/a78/chefmike_/th_trollcrossing.jpg

NickTheQuick
01-19-2006, 05:25 AM
She isn't that bad looking man, but like it or not her music is consider rock.

She needs to start boycotting these award shows then if they can't get their shit right. They'z hurting her rep. She's gonna have to trash 2 hotel rooms now. It's sometimes a fine line between rock and pop, but I would never consider her a "rock" artist. And I don't find her attractive either.


Grammy Noms
Best Female Pop Vocal Performance - "Since U Been Gone"
Best Pop Vocal Album - Breakaway

Latin VMA nominations
Mejor Artista Pop Internacional (Best International Pop Act)

MTV Video Music Awards
Best Female Video and Best Pop Video

Legend
01-19-2006, 05:40 AM
She isn't that bad looking man, but like it or not her music is consider rock.

She needs to start boycotting these award shows then if they can't get their shit right. They'z hurting her rep. She's gonna have to trash 2 hotel rooms now. It's sometimes a fine line between rock and pop, but I would never consider her a "rock" artist. And I don't find her attractive either.


Grammy Noms
Best Female Pop Vocal Performance - "Since U Been Gone"
Best Pop Vocal Album - Breakaway

Latin VMA nominations
Mejor Artista Pop Internacional (Best International Pop Act)

MTV Video Music Awards
Best Female Video and Best Pop Video

I stand corrected man,but i always thought she was rock.

chefmike
01-19-2006, 05:43 AM
She isn't that bad looking man, but like it or not her music is consider rock.

She needs to start boycotting these award shows then if they can't get their shit right. They'z hurting her rep. She's gonna have to trash 2 hotel rooms now. It's sometimes a fine line between rock and pop, but I would never consider her a "rock" artist. And I don't find her attractive either.


Grammy Noms
Best Female Pop Vocal Performance - "Since U Been Gone"
Best Pop Vocal Album - Breakaway

Latin VMA nominations
Mejor Artista Pop Internacional (Best International Pop Act)

MTV Video Music Awards
Best Female Video and Best Pop Video

I stand corrected man,but i always thought she was rock.

No...Barry Manilow is rock, dude...

Legend
01-19-2006, 05:48 AM
She isn't that bad looking man, but like it or not her music is consider rock.

She needs to start boycotting these award shows then if they can't get their shit right. They'z hurting her rep. She's gonna have to trash 2 hotel rooms now. It's sometimes a fine line between rock and pop, but I would never consider her a "rock" artist. And I don't find her attractive either.


Grammy Noms
Best Female Pop Vocal Performance - "Since U Been Gone"
Best Pop Vocal Album - Breakaway

Latin VMA nominations
Mejor Artista Pop Internacional (Best International Pop Act)

MTV Video Music Awards
Best Female Video and Best Pop Video

I stand corrected man,but i always thought she was rock.

No...Barry Manilow is rock, dude...

LOLL

NickTheQuick
01-19-2006, 06:28 AM
Forgot all about the WV sheriff's deputy from last night that sang just this line over and over, lmao. Dumbass.

"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"

Legend
01-19-2006, 06:40 AM
Wonder who will be the next hung?

tsntx
01-19-2006, 09:54 AM
The tryout shows are always a good source for laughs. This year is no different. They ended today's show with a VERY feminine 18 yr old dude, who admittedly gets mistaken for a girl a lot, yet got angry when the judges were confused. Then after getting rejected, he goes on a rant to the camera about the show being prejudiced. All the while the theme song from the Crying Game was playing in the background. Hilarious.

Yesterday there was a slightly more masculine young man, yet still very feminine. Simon told him to shave his facial hair and get a job doing female impersonations. SMH.

Another guy that made me laugh today was the cowboy from Bareback Mountain. Comes from a town of 4, and yet nails a Elton John song. He seemed more enthusiastic of a possibility of being on a plane for the first time, rather than advancing.

I can't be the only one to watch this show on here, can I? Anyone got any early favorites? I thought the pretty 16 yr old black girl with long curly hair is gonna be around a while. On the other hand I am slightly annoyed by the "rockers" that are popping up on the show suddenly.*






*Fuck Bo Bice

co sign fuck bo bice in his no talented ass!!! ok i TOTALLY said where did this fag come from "brokeback mountain" the moment i saw his ass!! lol he was gayer then gay... and that stupid "Zachery Travis" bitch pissed me off!!!!.. fn queen walks in wearing : WOMENS pointy toed platform boot/ heels, skinny size 3 GIRL jeans, a GIRLS belt, a PINK GIRLS FITTED shirt, sholder length hair w/ highlights, OVER TWEEZED eyebrows, SOUNDED like a NELLY ass newbie TS.... AND THEN ON TOP OF THAT HAD THE BALLS TO SAY *which you could totally see... sweetie a man a bulge does NOT make.... * "*laughing* i dont know why ppl think im a girl but im not *laughs some more* its funny im not tho :D " ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh if ida been there ida beaten that bitches ass! esp when she had the nerve to say how they were mean to her and where "prejudiced" ... fn bs SHE thats right SHE had no right to make those allegations! - j

tsntx
01-19-2006, 09:59 AM
The show is very entertaining.
That 'guy' from tonight was definitely a ts or cd. Did you see the eyebrows, and that shirt.
I think the rant about being unfair that she couldn't sing female vocals was more her feelings on being transgendered, than about the judges.

toatally agree... i think her feeling that way and her not being honest about who she really was was more degrading then anything they could have done or said to her.... stupid wannabe cunt

chloe8269
01-19-2006, 10:19 AM
oh the amazon?. that was kind of funny she was workin out the whitney like no tomorrow!, i thought that was kind of lame also throwing the prejudice thing out there ,.. the thing i was laughing at was how much paula and randy were trying to make them dumping her ass to NOT sound like it was being prejudice *paula*(im not saying yes ONLY cause your voice is not right for this competition NOT cause of the exterior ) LOL

NickTheQuick
01-25-2006, 09:39 AM
Classic "best of" footage from a couple of seasons ago... the year the world was introduced to William Hung.
http://youtube.com/w/American-Idol--%28THE-BEST%21%21%21%21%21%21%29?v=boxQIhIAvbw&search=american%20idol

William Hung's full video, including his interview
http://youtube.com/w/William-Hung-American-Idol-Audition?v=5jJF2v7x0Ug&search=american%20idol

some 2006 stuff
Polish Paris Hilton
http://youtube.com/w/AMERICAN-IDOL-MEGAMIX-TAN-GIRL-CRYSTAL-PARIZANSKI?v=G8TtXgNmhBA&search=american%20idol%202006

A real singer here, Paris Bennett
http://youtube.com/w/American-Idol%3A-Paris-Bennett?v=AGE67r3mbXs&search=american%20idol

Trying to find an audition video(megaupload.com/?d=SQI33QRQ short version) of Kelly Pickler, a cute blonde with a messed up childhood. She was also very good. Just found this site...insanity, shit just officially aired tonight. Some people are out of control, or I am missing something.
http://kelliefans.com/

Also looking for a Rhonetta Johnson clip. Thick streetwalker type that got a shitty attitude after they told her she was no good.

NickTheQuick
01-26-2006, 09:52 AM
Pick Pickler, lol.

http://youtube.com/w/American-Idol%3A-Kellie-Pickler--FULL-audition-Greensboro?v=73t_GsyNykk&search=american%20idol%20pickler

Rhonetta, watch this train wreck from beginning to end. It's safe to say the person who posted/edited the video had no mixed feelings for her.

http://youtube.com/w/Ghetto-Garbage-Whore-%28Rhonetta%29?v=78J6I2-d9IM&search=american%20idol%20Rhonetta

"(Whoop-Whoop) Pull over that ass too fat"

NickTheQuick
01-26-2006, 03:33 PM
Forgot all about the WV sheriff's deputy from last night that sang just this line over and over, lmao. Dumbass.

"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy"

http://youtube.com/w/I-shot-the-sheriff%2C-American-Idol-5-%28www.aceyoung.net%29?v=fT92cLfgV98&search=american%20idol%20Shot%20the%20Sheriff

tsntx
01-26-2006, 09:08 PM
Pick Pickler, lol.

http://youtube.com/w/American-Idol%3A-Kellie-Pickler--FULL-audition-Greensboro?v=73t_GsyNykk&search=american%20idol%20pickler

Rhonetta, watch this train wreck from beginning to end. It's safe to say the person who posted/edited the video had no mixed feelings for her.

http://youtube.com/w/Ghetto-Garbage-Whore-%28Rhonetta%29?v=78J6I2-d9IM&search=american%20idol%20Rhonetta

"(Whoop-Whoop) Pull over that ass too fat"

rhonetta was the shit ... "oopsssss i diddd it again... hi yall" "oh is this ur song/ audition" "you think im in looooooooove... no im just joking" "oh ok whats ur name" "im not that innocent" "um right..." lmao that shit was great