WTF?!? My Arm's On Fire!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[Dino Velvet]

Little accident cooking some pork chops. Flaming grease is a real motherfucker. Didn't help that I mistook the whiskey bottle for the beer bottle.

Not to self: Call Contractor Monday morning to inquire about kitchen repair/remodel.

[hippifried]

CWI???

Call for delivery next time you get sloshed. Put a not on the fridge if you still have one.

[Dino Velvet]

It was hot, Hippi. No like. I got a row of Gorbachevs up the inside of both forearms from cooking accidents already.