With Jizelle, I'd Have A...

[Dino Velvet]

...One track mind!
One track miiiiiiiiiiiind!!!!!!!!:fuckin:

HIT IT, LEMMY!!!:cheers:

Motörhead - one track mind - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chGvAlMRick)

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=422026&stc=1&d=1316613729

[Odelay]

Dino, your mind went off the tracks decades ago.

[Dino Velvet]

Dino, your mind went off the tracks decades ago.

To be more exact; Halloween Night 1967 when I Goose-Stepped through my mother's meat curtains. The power went out in the hospital for 666 minutes then came back on with a crimson tint.

Rammstein - Reise Reise from Volkerball - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wBH6HXidO4)

Rammstein - Mein Teil live in japan - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0gLBBO8Hh0)

[TsJizelle]

get your mind outta the gutter dino!!!

[Jericho]

Yeah, you tell him...There's only room for mine down there!:jerkoff

[Dino Velvet]

get your mind outta the gutter dino!!!

You make my balls twitch. When I look at you I feel like I have a 50 lb sack of scalding hot chowder. Get in the gutter with me.

[BLKGSXR]

get your mind outta the gutter dino!!!
I hope you're kidding, Dino having his mind in the gutter no matter how crude or disgusting is what makes him and what made us all like him :p lol...

[Prospero]

Dino - thank you for a phrase that is utterly memorable... "when i goostepped through my mother's meat curtains" Fantastic. Totally original.

[needsum]

Dino - thank you for a phrase that is utterly memorable... "when i goostepped through my mother's meat curtains" Fantastic. Totally original.


100% agree. I'm telling you, late night HBO series called "The Velvet Underground." Adult Talk show hosted by Dino Velvet, where he brings out the dark underbelly of society for all to see. To hell with Pornucopia and Cat house.

[needsum]

get your mind outta the gutter dino!!!


can you blame him?? Damnit girl, you're cute!!! :love1

[TsJizelle]

Yeah, you tell him...There's only room for mine down there!:jerkoff

hahahahhaa i wonder how many heads will fit down there at one time? :salad


You make my balls twitch. When I look at you I feel like I have a 50 lb sack of scalding hot chowder. Get in the gutter with me.

hahahaha i just had an amazing vision of balls twitching around in your shorts hahaha i'd play with them like a kitty cat with a ball of yarn!!


can you blame him?? Damnit girl, you're cute!!! :love1

thank you needsum!!!!!! :jerkoff

[tommy001]

wouldn't it be good to see Jizelle starring in a movie or dvd? Any directors reading this you have a great girl here to work for you. Sign her up for a dvd soon.

[loveboof]

hahaha i'd play with them like a kitty cat with a ball of yarn!!

lol. My cat always tears those things to pieces... :shock:

[Edwoodwoodwood]

Heh Jizelle I luv this pic of you, such a sexy butt and I like the option of the reigns to hold on to whilst riding. :)

http://www.shemaleyum.com/tour/featured-models/jizelle/pics/thumbs/shemale-jizelle4.jpg

[Kevin Dong]

she'd probably like it better if you pulled her hair buddy...lol. either way...doesnt hurt to dream

[Dino Velvet]

she'd probably like it better if you pulled her hair buddy...lol. either way...doesnt hurt to dream

Too much reality, Kevin Dong. Leave us perverts be. You don't want me telling tales of sweet lovin' that I've given to my real life girlfriends either. I wouldn't want to make you sick. Take a hike and leave the woman behind. I'll have her home before 2016, I promise.

[Kevin Dong]

Too much reality, Kevin Dong. Leave us perverts be. You don't want me telling tales of sweet lovin' that I've given to my real life girlfriends either. I wouldn't want to make you sick. Take a hike and leave the woman behind. I'll have her home before 2016, I promise.

lol who said anything about a girlfriend? she's just a cum dumpster to me. You can have her man I've done everything you could ever dream of to her. Why you mad though? I just wanna know. You jelly? You jelly brah?

[TsJizelle]

that's not very nice kevin!!!! this ring here says I'm your wife!!! someone's sleeping downstairs tonight :P

[Kevin Dong]

that's not very nice kevin!!!! this ring here says I'm your wife!!! someone's sleeping downstairs tonight :P

like I said before, it doesn't hurt to dream sweetie. Dino Velvet is more your caliber for a long term

[Dino Velvet]

lol who said anything about a girlfriend? she's just a cum dumpster to me. You can have her man I've done everything you could ever dream of to her. Why you mad though? I just wanna know. You jelly? You jelly brah?

Not any more. Send her my way just wipe her off first. :cheers:

[BLKGSXR]

LMFAO! Shes pretty & Funny perfect mix...Any dude to land her is lucky that being said bows to KD.

[Dino Velvet]

I have the attention span of a gnat. I hope Jizelle saves this thread before I wander into traffic looking for adventure.

[Kevin Dong]

LMFAO! Shes pretty & Funny perfect mix...Any dude to land her is lucky that being said bows to KD.

lol bro no need to bow down. anyone can score with Jizelle, regardless of looks. Thats not what she goes for. She just wants a big cock! AHahaha

[needsum]

http://dai.ly/lqzxtl a good look into the love life of our own Dino V. :D makes me fuckin jealous....

[BLKGSXR]

lol bro no need to bow down. anyone can score with Jizelle, regardless of looks. Thats not what she goes for. She just wants a big cock! AHahaha
LMFAO ill keep that in mind if I ever make the journey to Canada or if she makes her way to Cali ^_^.