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Dino Velvet
09-21-2011, 07:38 PM
Looks like The Church Of Latter Day Saints pooled their resources and got her some new boobs too. Somewhere Joseph Smith is beaming with pride.

I'd give a hundred dollar donation. These religious kooks always secretly love the cock and this one's a female.:jerkoff

http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/blogs/popwrap/200807/Images/200807_marie-osmond-dancing-diet.jpg

hotnphx
09-21-2011, 07:49 PM
LOL ,i would bang her bunghole in a heartbeat. Actually met her and Donny in Las Vegas,shes kinda a hot tiny little thing.Could spin her around for a few.

robertlouis
09-21-2011, 07:50 PM
Looks like The Church Of Latter Day Saints pooled their resources and got her some new boobs too. Somewhere Joseph Smith is beaming with pride.

I'd give a hundred dollar donation. These religious kooks always secretly love the cock and this one's a female.:jerkoff

http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/blogs/popwrap/200807/Images/200807_marie-osmond-dancing-diet.jpg

You're getting seriously bored, aren't you Dino?

Quiet Reflections
09-21-2011, 07:56 PM
you could never fuck her as hard as Donnie used to. Im positive(in my own head) that they have fucked at least a few times.

traLika
09-21-2011, 08:03 PM
you could never fuck her as hard as Donnie used to.


I'm told Alan would always go first. Then Wayne. Then Merrill. Then Donny, and then Little Jimmy...

Quiet Reflections
09-21-2011, 08:10 PM
I'm told Alan would always go first. Then Wayne. Then Merrill. Then Donny, and then Little Jimmy...
Come on man, don't make me choke on my lunch. lol

The Shika
09-21-2011, 08:10 PM
I'm told Alan would always go first. Then Wayne. Then Merrill. Then Donny, and then Little Jimmy...

Let's all run a train on her.

Dino Velvet
09-21-2011, 08:18 PM
Let's all run a train on her.

She'd probably wear all of us out and demand more.

http://verbalwater.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/vanessa_del_rio.jpg
"Marie Osmond sure loves wieners." Vanessa Del Rio

Quiet Reflections
09-21-2011, 08:21 PM
I bet Dino would love to defile her while shes wearing her special Mormon underwear

Dino Velvet
09-21-2011, 08:23 PM
I bet Dino would love to defile her while shes wearing her special Mormon underwear

I'd be wearing a black cloak waving a severed goat's head around.

Nivek
09-21-2011, 08:31 PM
There should be a "Like" button for Dinos posts, well most of them, then just a "WTF?LMFAO!" button for the rest.

Quiet Reflections
09-21-2011, 08:34 PM
There should be a "Like" button for Dinos posts, well most of them, then just a "WTF?LMFAO!" button for the rest.
I think he needs his own blog or website

Dino Velvet
09-21-2011, 08:43 PM
I think he needs his own blog or website

I need something. I get thrown into the street by security every time I pitch a story to some big shot. I'm more of an outcast than Mel Gibson before getting my first good job yet. I wish I could play Max in the reboot. I got the "Mad" part down pat. If I ever got famous the first thing I would do is punch Harvey Weinstein in the cunt as soon as I lifted his belly and located it.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vOPBYI6WuE0/TLPUg9ONMvI/AAAAAAAAABY/I4creaF1TAQ/s1600/Mad+Max+Fury+Road+At+the+End+of+2012.jpg

traLika
09-21-2011, 09:53 PM
I heard the Mormons worship a guy called Joe Smith...

Dino Velvet
09-21-2011, 09:57 PM
I heard the Mormons worship a guy called Joe Smith...

There's a lot of saliva and feces dripping off his bishop. He's an important and holy man.

Quiet Reflections
09-21-2011, 09:57 PM
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104253/joseph-smith-part-1

Prospero
09-21-2011, 09:59 PM
What about Little Jimmy or Donny? Dress them up etc?

traLika
09-21-2011, 10:03 PM
What about Little Jimmy or Donny? Dress them up etc?


lol. You're a sick man, Prospero...

bassman2546
09-22-2011, 01:14 PM
Looks like The Church Of Latter Day Saints pooled their resources and got her some new boobs too. Somewhere Joseph Smith is beaming with pride.

I'd give a hundred dollar donation. These religious kooks always secretly love the cock and this one's a female.:jerkoff

http://www.nypost.com/r/nypost/blogs/popwrap/200807/Images/200807_marie-osmond-dancing-diet.jpg

I've never seen Marie on her knees with her mouth in set position. I think her tits are real though. I vaguely remember her blossoming way back when. All that milk they drink in Provo, Utah.

traLika
09-22-2011, 11:14 PM
Just for your annoyance...

Jimmy Osmond - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool [totp2] - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YriPIujLtsA)

:evil:

Dino Velvet
09-22-2011, 11:32 PM
Just for your annoyance...

Jimmy Osmond - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool [totp2] - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YriPIujLtsA)

:evil:

That's some corny shit. I just threw up.:cheers:

Jericho
09-23-2011, 12:37 AM
Just for your annoyance...


Ya know, you can really go off some people! :hide-1:

BellaBellucci
09-23-2011, 12:42 AM
Fuck the Mormons. That is all.

8 : The Mormon Proposition | Trailer US (2010) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezwIZo-hKiI)

Full movie: http://www.youtube.com/movie?v=2aXj2bazI_8&ob=av1n&feature=mv_sr

~BB~

maaarc
09-23-2011, 01:11 AM
I think she's hot most especially when she was a young lassie

rocklob
09-23-2011, 01:17 AM
Marie is way hotter now, especially after the Dancing with the Stars workout and Jenny Craig, then she ever was in the 70s when she was a young, stupid looking innocent. The sheer tackiness of her show with Donnie was enough, never mind the conservative nature.
Now she's immensely fuckable.

traLika
09-23-2011, 07:18 PM
Fuck the Mormons. That is all.

..........
:Bowdown:

Hydrant
09-24-2011, 03:50 AM
We can only fantasise...

http://www.cfake.com/big.php?show=126521377482580531_cfake.jpg

http://www.cfake.com/big.php?show=1275946613c6bab4bc_cfake.jpg

http://www.cfake.com/big.php?show=126521886175aa11cb_cfake.jpg

Dino Velvet
04-11-2014, 08:49 PM
I still say yes but I ain't staying around for breakfast.

Nutrisystem Fast 5 TV Commercial, 'Dressing Room' Featuring Marie Osmond - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD39xzWlCJk)

Ben in LA
04-11-2014, 10:24 PM
Yes I would smash as well

pimpdog
04-11-2014, 10:27 PM
Let's all run a train on her.
I request to go last.

bluesoul
04-11-2014, 10:30 PM
i'd smash. but strictly based on the pedigree. my dick would be swimming in her overies like agent utah riding chopper bombs off a point break

http://www.moviefancentral.com/images/pictures/review62285/point-break.gif?1336686468

$$$Bill
04-12-2014, 12:44 AM
I'd tap it for sure! And who knows, maybe she'll sing afterwards

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_AfXznngjGw

Dino Velvet
04-12-2014, 01:54 AM
Marie Osmond is the ultimate "Hit it and quit it". Get the heck outta there before her meds wear off.

http://i614.photobucket.com/albums/tt221/My_Farts_Cause_Global_Warming/Exorcist4_zps26d45cac.gif

Chaos
04-12-2014, 02:46 AM
She spent so many years cultivating a good girl persona....
that alone is worth hitting it at least once.....bet she knows a few tricks though....

Dino Velvet
04-12-2014, 02:51 AM
She spent so many years cultivating a good girl persona....
that alone is worth hitting it at least once.....bet she knows a few tricks though....

She either gives the best head or the worst.

Star Angel 86
04-12-2014, 06:59 AM
Yes I would smash as well

Oh hell yeah Marie Osmond is extremely fuckable that is definitely the first thing that comes to mind whenever I see her in a commercial !!!! :salad:twisted::mrgreen::cool::cheers: