Upcoming Extreme Anal Play and Shower Scenes from Brittany St Jordan

[Brittany St Jordan]

Here are some shots from a few videos I have shot for my soon to be released solo site. I turn my ass into a makeshift toolbox, find the TV remote and take one of the dirtiest showers you have ever seen. Cute and artsy is fun now and then but there is nothing like seeing what kind of stuff I can fit it my ass.


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[BigDF]

Here are some shots from a few videos I have shot for my soon to be released solo site. I turn my ass into a makeshift toolbox, find the TV remote and take one of the dirtiest showers you have ever seen. Cute and artsy is fun now and then but there is nothing like seeing what kind of stuff I can fit it my ass.


http://brittanyts.com/NSFW/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Teaser35-1024x576.jpg

http://brittanyts.com/NSFW/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Teaser34-1024x576.jpg

http://brittanyts.com/NSFW/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Teaser36-1024x576.jpg

http://brittanyts.com/NSFW/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Teaser37-1024x576.jpg

http://brittanyts.com/NSFW/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Teaser38-1024x576.jpg

http://brittanyts.com/NSFW/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Teaser39-1024x576.jpg (http://brittanyts.com/NSFW/2011/09/1000th-post-brittanys-toolbox-wheres-the-fucking-remote-and-brittanys-dirty-shower-teaser-pics)All sorts of caption opportunities here...Very imaginative and cute, Brittany. Would love to join you in the shower.:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[loveboof]

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I'd be impressed if you could actually change channels :roll:

[Brittany St Jordan]

I'd be impressed if you could actually change channels :roll:

Didn't try but there can always be a sequel lol

[Erika1487]

Here are some shots from a few videos I have shot for my soon to be released solo site. I turn my ass into a makeshift toolbox, find the TV remote and take one of the dirtiest showers you have ever seen. Cute and artsy is fun now and then but there is nothing like seeing what kind of stuff I can fit it my ass.


http://brittanyts.com/NSFW/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Teaser35-1024x576.jpg

http://brittanyts.com/NSFW/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Teaser34-1024x576.jpg

http://brittanyts.com/NSFW/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Teaser36-1024x576.jpg

http://brittanyts.com/NSFW/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Teaser37-1024x576.jpg

http://brittanyts.com/NSFW/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Teaser38-1024x576.jpg

http://brittanyts.com/NSFW/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Teaser39-1024x576.jpg (http://brittanyts.com/NSFW/2011/09/1000th-post-brittanys-toolbox-wheres-the-fucking-remote-and-brittanys-dirty-shower-teaser-pics)

Is that a Hammer & a screw driver in your ass!!!:yayo: Girl that takes some talent

[Brittany St Jordan]

Is that a Hammer & a screw driver in your ass!!!:yayo: Girl that takes some talent

Close ;) there is a crescent wrench in there too ;)

[Quiet Reflections]

Damn!! you are so sexy.

[Erika1487]

Close ;) there is a crescent wrench in there too ;)

Damn!! :yayo: What did you do to the Maytag repairman ;)

[Bobzz]

Now I know where I put the god damn remote!

[Edwoodwoodwood]

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I'm forever loosing my sky remote, never actually thought about looking for it there.

[Dino Velvet]

I bet you're a maestro with the DVR via funhole clicking. Don't forget to record Monday Night RAW tonight.

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[spunktrumpet]

That shot with the toolbox ass is awesome, I'm joining your site as soon as you put that shoot up, you are sexy as fuck.

[Dino Velvet]

Brittany is a Marine so anything's possible. She can record 3 shows at once even when only 2 are allowed and still watch unrecorded live TV pausing it while she visits the water closet or makes herself a sammich. She has all the channels but only gives DirecTV $9.95 per month. They accept her offering as they are petrified to raise her fee. Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down while Brittany violently assrapes him.

[Jericho]

So that's what happened to the Mario Brothers...damn!

[Dino Velvet]

So that's what happened to the Mario Brothers...damn!

They are plumbers. Maybe just taking a look-see?

[Brittany St Jordan]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down while Brittany violently assrapes him.

Best fucking quote ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rock2

[Dino Velvet]

Best fucking quote ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rock2

Not out of the realm of possibility either. If there is a Delta Force re-boot you'll be sticking an icepick in Robert Forster's ear. God Bless America.:cheers:
Put the quote as a sig if you want.

[Brittany St Jordan]

Not out of the realm of possibility either. If there is a Delta Force re-boot you'll be sticking an icepick in Robert Forster's ear. God Bless America.:cheers:
Put the quote as a sig if you want.

Yea, i will have it hidden in my ass and shoot at his head from twenty feet away lol

[Dino Velvet]

Yea, i will have it hidden in my ass and shoot at his head from twenty feet away lol

I'll provide you cover with a giant Dino methane cloud. It'll take the piss out of the hijacking and the Hajiis would jump to their death and land in Satan's unwelcoming arms. I'll be there soon too to poke 'em with a Trident. :evil:

[Brittany St Jordan]

I'll provide you cover with a giant Dino methane cloud. It'll take the piss out of the hijacking and the Hajiis would jump to their death and land in Satan's unwelcoming arms. I'll be there soon too to poke 'em with a Trident. :evil:

Trident you say? I bet I can get that in my ass too ;)

[Dino Velvet]

Trident you say? I bet I can get that in my ass too ;)

Going for the Unholy Triple Penetration? Looks like you've invented your own genre. You are as smart as you are deadly, my dear. I hear Qaddafi has been trying to hire you as a bodyguard.

[banane18021802]

this pics are very hot.. brit you are sooooooo hot

[Dino Velvet]

this pics are very hot.. brit you are sooooooo hot

Good things happen to good people and Brittany's style and looks leaves everyone's wiener standing at attention. This girl will be a major success in anything she chooses to do. I don't think there's any quit in her so watch out World.

[Brittany St Jordan]

Going for the Unholy Triple Penetration? Looks like you've invented your own genre.

Good thing I am not Jewish. Hanukkah would be a motherfucker this year.

[Dino Velvet]

Good thing I am not Jewish.

I agree for different reasons.:cheers:

[Brittany St Jordan]

I agree for different reasons.:cheers:

And on that note lets get back to discussing my awesome abilities of shoving things up my ass ;)

[Dino Velvet]

And on that note lets get back to discussing my awesome abilities of shoving things up my ass ;)

I'd like my filthy wiener to be one of those things.:fuckin:

[Brittany St Jordan]

I'd like my filthy wiener to be one of those things.:fuckin:

As much as you deprecate yourself I bet you are a clean cut suit and tie kind of guy sipping a martini and tapping cigar ashes into a marble ashtray carved from a piece of the roman coliseum

[Dino Velvet]

As much as you deprecate yourself I bet you are a clean cut suit and tie kind of guy sipping a martini and tapping cigar ashes into a marble ashtray carved from a piece of the roman coliseum

You're description sounds more like Seanchai. I'm just a dirty treacherous Cossack prying a Vodka bottle out of a dead man's hand who's belly I shoved a blade in.

[Willie Escalade]

I'd like my filthy wiener to be one of those things.:fuckin:
What he said...except mine is clean. I guess that means we're in the shower...:Bowdown:

[Brittany St Jordan]

What he said...except mine is clean. I guess that means we're in the shower...:Bowdown:

I'll warm up the water lol ;)

[Yeah]

Awesome Brit

[kaiser1one]

You should try putting a Doc Johnson Dick Rambone up there.

[Dino Velvet]

I'll warm up the water lol ;)

I've always said Willie Escalade gets more ass than a toilet seat. One suave motherfucker.

Blue Velvet - Ben, One Suave Fucker - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH8FEZvaiAI)

[Brittany St Jordan]

I've always said Willie Escalade gets more ass than a toilet seat. One suave motherfucker.

Blue Velvet - Ben, One Suave Fucker - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH8FEZvaiAI)

That is probably one of the most accurate things said on these forums in a very long time lol

[javaikky]

Wow, I love the almost no makeup look in the shower, very beautiful seeing all of your ink on display in such a frame too. Come to Nashville so I can wash your back lol.

[Prospero]

Power tools up the ass... erm no. But having dissed them and your metal mask in the other thread, I have to say the shower pictures are just 100 per cent terrific.

[Dino Velvet]

That is probably one of the most accurate things said on these forums in a very long time lol

I would certainly vote Willie Escalade to be Mayor Of Los Angeles. I have 2 reasons. Firstly, I like Willie. And second, I hate Antonio Villaraigosa with a passion. Fairly easy decision for me.

[Brittany St Jordan]

Power tools up the ass... erm no. But having dissed them and your metal mask in the other thread, I have to say the shower pictures are just 100 per cent terrific.

I like to have a little something for everyone ;)

[Dino Velvet]

Do the other resident's lights flicker on and off while you pleasure yourself, Brittany? Picturing some old people that have lived in the building for over 60 years. Poor guy can't read his newspaper, looks upward towards the ceiling, curses it, and tries to go back reading his paper but, unfortunately, fails but continues more cursing.

[Brittany St Jordan]

Do the other resident's lights flicker on and off while you pleasure yourself, Brittany? Picturing some old people that have lived in the building for over 60 years. Poor guy can't read his newspaper, looks upward towards the ceiling, curses it, and tries to go back reading his paper but, unfortunately, fails but continues more cursing.

Either that or he enjoys the show he hears and starts jerking his jerky like a frostbite victim trying to start a fire.

[Dino Velvet]

Either that or he enjoys the show he hears and starts jerking his jerky like a frostbite victim trying to start a fire.

That cranky old bastard is stroking while cursing. That's some angry self-serve. You should charge him for every drop he leaves on the floor... even the drool, phlegm, and snot.

[Brittany St Jordan]

That cranky old bastard is stroking while cursing. That's some angry self-serve. You should charge him for every drop he leaves on the floor... even the drool, phlegm, and snot.

Nah, it's all good. that could be me someday.

[Dino Velvet]

Nah, it's all good. that could be me someday.

It'll be me too but I won't be cursing. Jerking off is better in the dark anyway.:jerkoff

[daidone]

Brittany is a goddess

[Dino Velvet]

Brittany is a goddess

I agree.

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[Brittany St Jordan]

Brittany is a goddess

Gives me an idea for a future scene ;)