Worst Responses To The Question "How Are You?"

[Dino Velvet]

I went to Macy's the other day to buy a 6 pack of tighty whiteys. I get to the register and this cashier asks through her Russian accent, "How are you doing today, sir?" I sighed, then said, "Horny. Very horny today, ma'am." She didn't even pitch me on a Macy's Credit Card and just snatched the cash out of my hand. I guess she wasn't horny, at least on that day.

[needsum]

yep, thats pretty bad.... of course you could have done worse by saying "Im doing my best not to drag you into the changing room and explore your funhole. thats how I'm doing today, sweetheart."

[GentsPreferTS]

lolololol
too funny.

[Dino Velvet]

yep, thats pretty bad.... of course you could have done worse by saying "Im doing my best not to drag you into the changing room and explore your funhole. thats how I'm doing today, sweetheart."

I tend to take more liberties with Russian women but I was still trying to be somewhat subtle. She had a sour look on her face resembling my own Russian grandmother. I almost thought I saw a giant basket full of crap being balanced on her head.

[Jericho]

Well, my piles are aching like a cheap rentboys arsehole, and it smells like my finger went thru the paper! :shrug

Should make her day!

[Stavros]

Did you speak to her in Russian? That kind of talk in the UK would be considered sexual harassment, by the way; she could call the boys in blue on you. Odd thing, when I was last in NYC I went to Bloomingdales and the sales assistant there was Russian too -is this common in shops over there?

[Dino Velvet]

Did you speak to her in Russian? That kind of talk in the UK would be considered sexual harassment, by the way; she could call the boys in blue on you. Odd thing, when I was last in NYC I went to Bloomingdales and the sales assistant there was Russian too -is this common in shops over there?

I just blurted it out in English. The only Russian phrase I really know is "Я отключу его главу!" which was a lovely thing my grandfather said to my mom about me when I was a little boy. That's right. You guessed it. "I'll cut his head off!"

[Prospero]

Terrific Dino.

The worst thing to reply to How are you is to really tell them. Like maybe you got a really bad case of diarrhea or your aunt just died or something. Nobody actually wants to know how you are. The stock response in England is "Very well, thank you." Anything more and you are immediately labelled weird or foreign.

[russtafa]

Did you speak to her in Russian? That kind of talk in the UK would be considered sexual harassment, by the way; she could call the boys in blue on you. Odd thing, when I was last in NYC I went to Bloomingdales and the sales assistant there was Russian too -is this common in shops over there?don't ask don't tell

[Quiet Reflections]

"I've been better"
Thanks asshole who hasn't

[95racer]

It does become frustrating hearing a bunch of people who don't know you ask 'how are you'? It has become another way of saying 'hello' I guess. I have a customer that will call me several times a day and ask each time 'how are you'. I just don't reply.

If I want to be a smart ass I'll ask 'do you really care'?

[Dino Velvet]

"Armed to the teeth!"

[Steve-Oh]

So, well, has that line worked for you in the past?
Sounds like a good lead-in for a porno scene!

Otherwise, WHY are you buying WHITE underwear? Do you like to admire your handywork?