Drunk Posting

[buckjohnson]

I have made 950 postings. I estimated 847 have been made drunk. If my drunk calculations are correct...= 89%

Can anyone top that?

Does that make me Dr. Drunkenstien?

By the way, I did open, for the first time, a kim thread. Being drunk could not lessen the horror of the cock shot.

[Jericho]

Naw, just makes you a drunken shithead...Like the rest of us!
Sorry, your not special: :shrug

[Quiet Reflections]

75% of the time im drinking but I don't ever say anything important so it doesn't matter.

[Richctdude]

i always say the post entertaining things when im drunk or I think i do

[FiremanforTS]

I'm always sober on here. But then again, I am never on here at night.

[JohnnyX13]

The phone is where I do the most damage when I'm drunk!

[Yvonne183]

50% of my posts are made while high on drugs(I don't drink,, drugs and drink don't mix) These posts are my silly posts.

40% of my posts are when I am clinically insane, these are my serious posts of much intellect and insight. I am even amazed at these posts,, that I am able to put two sentences together and in these posts I usually only use two commas instead of the usual three that I use.

10% of my posts are when I am normal and I usually delete these posts right after I post them.

Also,, I have DID so that mixes things up even more.

Right now,, this post is being written while I am insane,, one of the 50%,, but not written by me but by an alter I have. My name is Lily.

K Bye

[Prospero]

Yvonne - you are brilliant, sane or mad as a hatter.

Me sober as a judge when I post here. Drunk or stoned i couldn't figure out how to use the keyboard.

[Dino Velvet]

I turn my computer off the moment I open the whiskey bottle. Most of my posts have been made while I have been 100% sober.

[flabbybody]

stay away from twitter and fb as well

[buckjohnson]

I dont have fb or twitter.

[GentsPreferTS]

Sober. I don't drink when I am in school, and I am usually out on the town or at a friends if I am drinking (hooray for Scotch and Bourbon!) I used to drink more often, but with school and trying to get shredded in the gym its just not playing a factor now. Looking forward to a few drunken nights on break when I vacation in Florida.

[onmyknees]

I have made 950 postings. I estimated 847 have been made drunk. If my drunk calculations are correct...= 89%

Can anyone top that?

Does that make me Dr. Drunkenstien?

By the way, I did open, for the first time, a kim thread. Being drunk could not lessen the horror of the cock shot.

That's funny....a sloppy, stupid drunk passing judgement on someone else. Do you slur your words when typing? If we don't hear from you for a couple weeks...can we assumed you're in rehab on an alcohol drip? More and more every day I'm realizing this is the preferred hangout for social misfits . Next time maybe you'll refrain from jumping in my shit when I'm not talking to you or about you...you fucking lush.

[BigBlackMan]

That's funny....a sloppy, stupid drunk passing judgement on someone else. Do you slur your words when typing? If we don't hear from you for a couple weeks...can we assumed you're in rehab on an alcohol drip? More and more every day I'm realizing this is the preferred hangout for social misfits . Next time maybe you'll refrain from jumping in my shit when I'm not talking to you or about you...you fucking lush.

Calm down Chuck Norris

[buckjohnson]

That's funny....a sloppy, stupid drunk passing judgement on someone else. Do you slur your words when typing? If we don't hear from you for a couple weeks...can we assumed you're in rehab on an alcohol drip? More and more every day I'm realizing this is the preferred hangout for social misfits . Next time maybe you'll refrain from jumping in my shit when I'm not talking to you or about you...you fucking lush.

Very interesting...another stupid post.

[95racer]

I don't drink.

[Silcc69]

That's funny....a sloppy, stupid drunk passing judgement on someone else. Do you slur your words when typing? If we don't hear from you for a couple weeks...can we assumed you're in rehab on an alcohol drip? More and more every day I'm realizing this is the preferred hangout for social misfits . Next time maybe you'll refrain from jumping in my shit when I'm not talking to you or about you...you fucking lush.

Somebody give this angry white guy a pat on his back.

[buckjohnson]

I never understood why white men are so angrt. They own most of the weapons, most of the porn, almost all the ducats, have access to all races of woman, yet are angry all the time and depressed all the time. If the miss an episode of Seinfeld or St. Elsewhere they want to commit suicide or go to their job site or school and commit mass murder.


Hey BB and that other weird guy. I am sure there is a funny joke in the posting somewere.

[buckjohnson]

I am over 90% drunk posting. My goal is 95%

[fred41]

I am over 90% drunk posting. My goal is 95%

interesting..

[suckshemalecock]

50% of my posts are made while high on drugs(i don't drink,, drugs and drink don't mix) these posts are my silly posts.

40% of my posts are when i am clinically insane, these are my serious posts of much intellect and insight. I am even amazed at these posts,, that i am able to put two sentences together and in these posts i usually only use two commas instead of the usual three that i use.

10% of my posts are when i am normal and i usually delete these posts right after i post them.

Also,, i have did so that mixes things up even more.

Right now,, this post is being written while i am insane,, one of the 50%,, but not written by me but by an alter i have. My name is lily.

K bye


u rock!

[buckjohnson]

I have been sober the last few postings. Suddenly, I am not as wise, funny, sexy, handsome, or hard as I thought I was when drunk on rum. So back to the rum.

[Bobby Domino]

been sober for all of these post, actually now that I think about it.
But if I do drunk-post you'll see that I p u t a s p a c e b e t w e e n e v e r y l e t t e r:cheers:

[Bobby Domino]

I have been sober the last few postings. Suddenly, I am not as wise, funny, sexy, handsome, or hard as I thought I was when drunk on rum. So back to the rum.

hmmmm, rum

[otherguy]

I can't remember posting here.

Is this dailykos.com?

[Helvis2012]

Well done!

[BeardedOne]

I'm not as drung as you fink I yam.

I think many, or at least half, of my posts on here have been when I was at least a little swoozled. Some of my more vitriolic rants were certainly fueled by one of the better beers or a nice ale. I tend not be be quite as pissy when I am sober.

[Chriseire]

I never posted before and I am very drunk now. Therefore 100% of my posts are posted when I am drunk.

[Pelheckitt]

Ive never posted drunk on HA, im 100% sober.