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Dino Velvet
09-10-2011, 10:45 PM
Prowling around for a cheap thrill looking through Backpage. All kinda broads claiming to be MILFs and Cougars. Is that supposed to entice me? I don't give my hundred dollars to just anyone but only to ladies who don't try to charge me more.
raybbaby
09-10-2011, 10:54 PM
Good lord. That killed a boner way quicker than cold water!
kukm4
09-10-2011, 11:29 PM
can she charge that as a 2 on 1 bj?:???:
FreddieGomez
09-11-2011, 12:27 AM
i'm sure she could be an escort, shit, even a goat could it seems.....
Dino Velvet
09-11-2011, 03:05 AM
i'm sure she could be an escort, shit, even a goat could it seems.....

It's weird. Some ugly women have an easier time getting laid by charging for it instead of trying to give it away. Just check who's standing on the corner and you'll agree.

In the Santa Monica/Venice area, there is a stretch of Lincoln Bl that is full of homeless hookers in miniskirts and pumps that you can notice hiding their giant shopping cart of crap while they desperately try to flag down cars. I went down there one time with a fishing pole and baited it with a crack rock. Stuck the pole out the window while driving slow and a hooker followed me into the alley chasing after the crack.
BellaBellucci
09-11-2011, 03:35 AM
It's weird. Some ugly women have an easier time getting laid by charging for it instead of trying to give it away. Just check who's standing on the corner and you'll agree.

In the Santa Monica/Venice area, there is a stretch of Lincoln Bl that is full of homeless hookers in miniskirts and pumps that you can notice hiding their giant shopping cart of crap while they desperately try to flag down cars. I went down there one time with a fishing pole and baited it with a crack rock. Stuck the pole out the window while driving slow and a hooker followed me into the alley chasing after the crack.

Don't talk that way about Whitney Houston. :ignore:

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Gillian
09-11-2011, 04:04 AM
Prowling around for a cheap thrill ...

"Thrill" wasn't the first word that came into my mind when I saw that ... :D
william peterson
09-11-2011, 06:37 AM
i love milf's but not grannys . they are too experienced for me .lol
buckjohnson
09-11-2011, 06:39 AM
Don't talk that way about Whitney Houston. :ignore:

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Not very funny
Dino Velvet
09-11-2011, 06:41 AM
I have to confess I have an older Asian lady in my rotation.
Helvis2012
09-11-2011, 06:56 AM
You're right Dino. You get what you pay for.
Dino Velvet
09-11-2011, 07:13 AM
You're right Dino. You get what you pay for.

You mean "nail salon lady"? She's so dirty. I don't think she gets too many clients being so long in the tooth. She must love wieners because the first time I showed her mine she dove at it like Pete Rose going into third base.

http://media.nj.com/dorfman/photo/pete-rose-playing-baseball-in-1976-ap-file-5b7d40e28a9c2c83_large.jpg

http://www.loudville.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pete-rose-jockey.jpg

Damn you to Hell, Pete Rose, for taking this picture!
Helvis2012
09-11-2011, 08:18 AM
You mean "nail salon lady"? She's so dirty. I don't think she gets too many clients being so long in the tooth. She must love wieners because the first time I showed her mine she dove at it like Pete Rose going into third base.

http://media.nj.com/dorfman/photo/pete-rose-playing-baseball-in-1976-ap-file-5b7d40e28a9c2c83_large.jpg

http://www.loudville.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pete-rose-jockey.jpg

Damn you to Hell, Pete Rose, for taking this picture!


At least she was eager...and adroit.
BellaBellucci
09-11-2011, 08:27 AM
Not very funny

Wow. Such a well-considered position. Please allow me to retort. :lol:

Family guys Bobby and Whitney - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImgZtfkmz8M)

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