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Dino Velvet
08-31-2011, 06:30 AM
Sitting here typing this thread and this damn fly keeps taunting me and landing on my screen. I need to wrangle him into the other room and shut the door quick.

It just landed on my beer. This is war!
Wendy Summers
08-31-2011, 06:35 AM
Have less shit around and you'd have less flies.

You're welcome!
NaughtyJane
08-31-2011, 06:36 AM
Waiter there is a fly on my....

OK Jane off the keyboard...
turn off the mind control interweb machine.
....take a shower and do something dirty.
russtafa
08-31-2011, 06:37 AM
Sitting here typing this thread and this damn fly keeps taunting me and landing on my screen. I need to wrangle him into the other room and shut the door quick.

It just landed on my beer. This is war!Dino Aussie is the land of flies
PomonaCA
08-31-2011, 06:38 AM
Try cleaning your house.
Dino Velvet
08-31-2011, 06:43 AM
Have less shit around and you'd have less flies.

You're welcome!

I'll never wash it off my wiener. That night we had together was very special.


Dino Aussie is the land of flies

That's because of those people. Hey Russ, post that YouTube videos of those people drinking in the park. That was funny as Hell.
Dino Velvet
08-31-2011, 06:44 AM
Try cleaning your house.

Then what would the poor roaches eat? I got some big as squirrels.
Wendy Summers
08-31-2011, 06:46 AM
I'll never wash it off my wiener. That night we had together was very special.

You say the sweetest things... <3 <3 <3
MdR Dave
08-31-2011, 07:05 AM
Sitting here typing this thread and this damn fly keeps taunting me and landing on my screen. I need to wrangle him into the other room and shut the door quick.

It just landed on my beer. This is war!
I have the impression that you live west of the 405- how'd you get a fly? There aren't any flies between the 405 and that whackadoo drum circle on the Venice boardwalk!
robertlouis
08-31-2011, 07:08 AM
Get a chameleon, dear boy, but just remember for fuck's sake not to put it on a tartan rug.
Dino Velvet
08-31-2011, 07:12 AM
I have the impression that you live west of the 405- how'd you get a fly? There aren't any flies between the 405 and that whackadoo drum circle on the Venice boardwalk!

I got one bad screen and my security door has a small opening above the threshold that flies can crawl under. They like the wet cat food smell.

I live in Westwood. Venice is loaded with flies with all the homeless dumping their sewage in the street.
russtafa
08-31-2011, 07:14 AM
what about the flies on abo kids faces feeding on their snot
Dino Velvet
08-31-2011, 07:17 AM
what about the flies on abo kids faces feeding on their snot

Put that one up too.

This is the one I liked. Which zoo is this?

Australian Aboriginals drunk in public park (ORSM.net) - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIwYu1Zjnxo)
theone1982
08-31-2011, 07:19 AM
This type of fly?
MdR Dave
08-31-2011, 07:22 AM
This type of fly?

YES! Absolutely. Jeff Goldblum IS a jerk. Or a douche. One of those.

I don't know him personally, but you can kind of tell. . .
theone1982
08-31-2011, 07:25 AM
YES! Absolutely. Jeff Goldblum IS a jerk. Or a douche. One of those.

I don't know him personally, but you can kind of tell. . .

Probably true, but he's a highly underrated actor in my opinion. He's the only reason to watch Jurassic Park, besides the dinosaurs.:)
Dino Velvet
08-31-2011, 07:28 AM
I used to go to Gold's Gym Venice and see Jeff Goldblum all the time. Nice guy but makes the strangest workout faces in the mirror.
MdR Dave
08-31-2011, 07:31 AM
Probably true, but he's a highly underrated actor in my opinion. He's the only reason to watch Jurassic Park, besides the dinosaurs.:)

I'll keep it in mind next time I see him in something. But he always seems to be playing "Jeff Goldblum" to me. Same in Jurassic Park as in Independence Day as in. . . Wait, Jeff, is that you? LOL! Post Geena's boobies!
theone1982
08-31-2011, 07:31 AM
I used to go to Gold's Gym Venice and see Jeff Goldblum all the time. Nice guy but makes the strangest workout faces in the mirror.

Like the face he makes when he screws Geena Davis in The Fly?:)
theone1982
08-31-2011, 07:35 AM
I'll keep it in mind next time I see him in something. But he always seems to be playing "Jeff Goldblum" to me. Same in Jurassic Park as in Independence Day as in. . . Wait, Jeff, is that you? LOL! Post Geena's boobies!

Lol! Also probably true, yet I still find him to be entertaining.:) He does say "Uh" a lot though. "Life, uh, finds, uh, a way.":)
MdR Dave
08-31-2011, 07:38 AM
Seriously- Geena. She's sexy. Ever see Long Kiss Goodnight (or was it Goodbye)?
theone1982
08-31-2011, 07:40 AM
Seriously- Geena. She's sexy. Ever see Long Kiss Goodnight (or was it Goodbye)?

No doubt! Beetlejuice!:)
robertlouis
08-31-2011, 07:44 AM
Seriously- Geena. She's sexy. Ever see Long Kiss Goodnight (or was it Goodbye)?

Thelma and Louise. Terrific film, and when it comes to the sex scenes, Brad Pitt was a lucky boy!

And just about the best final scene in any movie.
Cyclops
08-31-2011, 11:30 AM
Ever heard of a fly swatter? Or a rolled up newspaper will do the trick.
hippifried
08-31-2011, 02:03 PM
...But without flies, how would our shit & trash crosspollinate?
robertlouis
09-01-2011, 03:29 AM
...But without flies, how would our shit & trash crosspollinate?


.......to produce members of the Tea Party. Sorry, just too easy. :)
russtafa
09-01-2011, 09:33 AM
Tea party if its got burbon or beer sounds good to me