How can you mend a broken heart

[buckjohnson]

Bee Gees wrote it, Al Green laid it down, and Mr. Green and Joss Stone defined it, but how do you mend a broken heart?

[Nikka]

r u bored?

[mikelpo]

Get pissed and fuck a fatty

[SammiValentine]

Get pissed and fuck a fatty

and her mum.

[mikelpo]

and her mum.

Only if it's a single bed

[Jackal]

never found a way to do that :(

[SammiValentine]

never found a way to do that :(

the single bed is usually a mute point

[MdR Dave]

never found a way to do that :(

But if you find it, bottle it- you'll be a rich man for sure.

[NatashaLover]

very simple, dating Dino.

[buckjohnson]

Get pissed and fuck a fatty

I have done that, sometimes in the same day

[mikelpo]

the single bed is usually a mute point

The mother must remove her dentures and empty her bag before any of the kinky stuff

[buckjohnson]

very simple, dating Dino.
Whom should I suggest with, man, woman, animal, nazi, KKK member?

[MdR Dave]

Off topic but (I think) important: Natasha is sooooooooo freakin' hot!

[mikelpo]

I have done that, sometimes in the same day

That's what I meant! Go out to a shit hole bar, find the biggest girl you can and get a quick knee trembler down an alleyway

[SammiValentine]

That's what I meant! Go out to a shit hole bar, find the biggest girl you can and get a quick knee trembler down an alleyway

grafton...

[SammiValentine]

grafton...

actually thinking about it your probably more a riverside kinda fella :-)

[mikelpo]

actually thinking about it your probably more a riverside kinda fella :-)

Haha never went granny grabbing in the grafton! Never been the riverside neither not a fan of coach parties of desperate slappers from all over t'north! More of a shorrocks man!

[SammiValentine]

haha ballys palace??? before it was burnt of coursE?!:D

[buckjohnson]

Like those random UK locations, any in the USA?

[mikelpo]

haha ballys palace??? before it was burnt of coursE?!:D

Yeah before him though! Its been torched a few times I think. Me nans house backs onto it, never found any grenades in her garden though.

[SammiValentine]

hahaha oh i dunno about before him. always his since i was old enuff :)

[SammiValentine]

Like those random UK locations, any in the USA?

/me shrugs

[Dino Velvet]

very simple, dating Dino.

Awwwwwwww... I think?

[gaysian71]

The only thing that I have found that truly works is time. Sometimes lots of it. :)

[chishy]

Certain spices can mend a broken heart; variety is the spice of life, try and experience different "spices".

[Dino Velvet]

Certain spices can mend a broken heart; variety is the spice of life, try and experience different "spices".

If by "spices" you mean "a lotta lotta weed" then I agree.

[rockabilly]

Time heals all wounds.

[Nicole Dupre]

Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are for Assholes - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPPvSiFLyXA)

[gaysian71]

Lol, thats too funny Nicole.

[chishy]

Yeah! Frank Zappa; now that's a cure-all.

[robertlouis]

grafton...

You'd probably need a graft back on if she was a seriously big lass and it was a seriously narrow alley......

My way in Glasgow was always a knee-tremble in the back close*. Kept you both warm for about ten minutes too, and the trick was to get it done before the chips got too cold. God, but we were classy!





* By the way, that's the ground floor passageway in a tenement block, you midden-minded bastards.

[onmyknees]

[QUOTE=buckjohnson;989411]Bee Gees wrote it, Al Green laid it down, and Mr. Green and Joss Stone defined it, but how do you mend a broken heart?[/QUOTE


You don't....you move on, taking one day at a time. If you wallow in what might have been...what could I have done different, the process will take twice as long. I'd tell you to go on a bender for about a week...(that worked for me a couple times) but you're probably already on one. By the time you finish the bender and nurse the after effects, a week has gone by and it all won't seem quite so bad dude.
But seriously...are you better off or worse off for having known this lady ? ( I hope the fuck it's a lady !) Probably better....right? So there you go. Hey...there's always somebody that has it worse than you. Imagine losing Sandra Bullock or extraordinary Ms. Jolie? Think about those poor bastards ! lmao

[Pelheckitt]

This is easy but it requires time and some money.

BOOZE AND HOOKERS

Before long you'll even be calling your mother a cunt!

[Dino Velvet]

Time heals all wounds.

And some new pussy too. Right, Rock?:cheers:

[dderek123]

Alcohol, drugs, and lots debauchery. In that order.

[theone1982]

I don't really know how you mend it, but I do know that I would rather literally be stabbed in the heart than feel the pain of a broken heart. Recently went through this in pretty much the worst way I ever have, and though I do agree with Rock in that time heals all wounds, I think that emotional residue (good word!:)) will always be there.

[russtafa]

fuck an snotty bitch and torture her until she cries and then look so concerned that you have hurt her but laughing on the inside

[tsnajwa]

I don't really know how you mend it, but I do know that I would rather literally be stabbed in the heart than feel the pain of a broken heart. Recently went through this in pretty much the worst way I ever have, and though I do agree with Rock in that time heals all wounds, I think that emotional residue (good word!:)) will always be there.

awwwwwww poor guy :huggs: I just went through the same thing and it really is the worst pain because it's not something you can just like put a band-aid on and make better. But things do happen for a reason and I think using that pain as motivation to do something better and make something positive in life really is the best way to come out on top and get over it in the long run.

xx

[buckjohnson]

Just think. The solution is wine, woman, and song...And more of it. I think it is time, staying focus, and avoiding stalkers. Plus maybe some some 151.

[buckjohnson]

I am still in pain, my heart broken...any other solutions?

[justafreak]

revenge pussy always worked for me, go to the club and fuck as many drunk & hot girls as you need to dull the pain. If you can pull the hot ones drunk & fat girl should do just fine!

Drunk & Hot Girl's - Kanye West - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4BnrkVzdrM)

[BigDF]

very simple, dating Dino.That might work for you, Natasha, but I can definitely say not me. It takes time to mend a broken heart, lots of time, I'm afraid.:(

[BigDF]

I don't really know how you mend it, but I do know that I would rather literally be stabbed in the heart than feel the pain of a broken heart. Recently went through this in pretty much the worst way I ever have, and though I do agree with Rock in that time heals all wounds, I think that emotional residue (good word!:)) will always be there.I'm sorry to hear that number One and sorry to confirm that the emotional residue will always be there. However if you believe in yourself, you will find another to love and it will be stronger more lasting love than your heartbreaker. Good luck, my friend.:)

[buckjohnson]

Getting better. Drinking less, fucking more.

[BigDF]

Getting better. Drinking less, fucking more.That's good, man. Demon Rum is never a good fix for a broken heart and can lead to just being broke, period.:praying:

[Jericho]

That's good, man. Demon Rum is never a good fix for a broken heart and can lead to just being broke, period.:praying:

Indeed...Stick to Vodka! :shrug

[buckjohnson]

drank some brandy today, and had some revenge sex, without the girl knowing it was revenge sex. Must be the brandy.

[Yeah]

It takes time to work thru it, but for me the love never totally goes away. But that's life.

[mike50]

Someone tell me. Fell in love with someone really special who is a member here. She finally told me she loved me in august. We planned to move in together in January. Meanwhile she met someone else and is moving in with him. Devastated. And can't get drunk because she helped me with my drinking. I will never forget her. I hope time heals all wounds.

[Yeah]

Someone tell me. Fell in love with someone really special who is a member here. She finally told me she loved me in august. We planned to move in together in January. Meanwhile she met someone else and is moving in with him. Devastated. And can't get drunk because she helped me with my drinking. I will never forget her. I hope time heals all wounds.

Hopefully. My problem is I'm in love with my best friend of 10 years who's a gg and she only wants to be friends. God it sucks. She doesn't want to ruin friendship and i love being around her, but its getting to a point that i can't. Thus will ruining the friendship anyways. Loves a bitch!

[mike50]

When I lost her, I lost my best friend, too. The hardest part

[Yeah]

When I lost her, I lost my best friend, too. The hardest part

I haven't lost her yet, but i will so i don't go crazy.

[buckjohnson]

I want her back. But she thinks I want some other. That may not be fixable. I can not prove to her she is my One and Only.

[Prospero]

Still not fixed then? Trade it in and get a new one.

[leckery5]

Break all contact from her. Make her a distant memory day by day so that you have the emotional space to let someone back in who is worth it. Forget being friends and all that B.S. It will just prolong your agony. Soon she will start parading guys in front of you. Get the fuck out of there! Focus on you!

[Yeah]

Break all contact from her. Make her a distant memory day by day so that you have the emotional space to let someone back in who is worth it. Forget being friends and all that B.S. It will just prolong your agony. Soon she will start parading guys in front of you. Get the fuck out of there! Focus on you!

Thats exactly what i need to do. Its hard thing to let go.